Fembot Q & A

Did you forget your glasses grampa?

Why havent you shown us your tits yet

This question seems like the most rational in this thread.

Cuz I'm not a whore a non, and what I think matters

The pic wont load here. Have you forgotten how to answer simple questions ?

why are you browsing this godforsaken board when you could be anywhere else on the internet, getting unconditional love and compliments?

Should I masturbate or nah?

>checked
Since you have got those trips, will play along.
Why are you doing an AMA?

Have you ever asked a guy out?

The cozy feeling I get when I visit r9k mostly

Are you feeling the need to do that?

I don't know. I kind of want to but cleaning up cum is pretty nasty.

Data mining, jkjk I was bored honestly

A bunch of sexually frustrated 20 somethings contemplating suicide is cozy? To each their own I suppose

Agreed user when I schlick it gets pretty oceanic

Why aren't you my gf right now?
origgginally

Ok, then now would you expect me to explode in a burst of rage and post a huge line of vocals with a photo of a frog on a red background?
Would this entertain you?

Tell us about your sex life, femanon

Still not sure if I want to. I've got a semi-chub and nothing to do but I feel like I could be more productive, like mow the lawn or read a book or something

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Shit man I'm so indecisive. I'll probably die debating if I lived a good life

Would you rather live as a concubine in the Roman Empire or as a modern day petroleum engineer on an oil field, six months at a time?

Engineer. easy

Also since you quote data mining, do you use discord to comunicate with normalfag friends and get datamined by chinks?
Do you have friends at all?

Interesting. So even if you got to live a care free life in the senatorial or equestrian class of a glorious empire for the small price of fucking some old sadsack you'd be dreaming of the oil fields? Not trying to stereotype by the way, it's just if the genders were swapped and somehow I could make a choice, I'd be picking the man-whore option no question.

What kind of anime do you like?
>not oregano enough

I'd probably kill myself either way, but I think I'd last longer as the engineer.

Guyver is my favorite, but I don't watch a lot of anime. mostly movies

Thank you so much for being here with us!
How do you think we can encourage increased participation from fembots?

I don't think we should

What is your opinion on beta orbiters? would you be willing to be orbited?

Is your name starting with G?
Do you live in C?

Orbiting is autistic and insulting to themselves. I wouldnt want to be orbited. That's fucked up. I'm no better than most of you.

No.

>Guyver is my favorite
Absolutely based

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Do you swim when on your period?

>would you be willing to be orbited

This fucking cuck!

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Where are you from?
>I wouldn't want to be orbited
That already makes you better than many of your peers, why do you think they hoard orbiters, when it's not for financial reason?
Also do you think it is possible to curb the instagram phenomena? There are literal 14 years old girls of my country that have their photos swarmed by horny guys comments.

Hey you sound reallly cute! Discord?

Is it worth reading the manga?

You *can* if you wear a tampon, but I only use pads so I just don't swim while bleeding.

Woah you sound perfect, throwaway?

What is the worst thing of males?

>girl and boy are in a serious relationship
>both around the same level of physical attractiveness
>boy's life is dull, always working
>girl breaks up with boy presuming she can find someone better
>.
>5 years later:
>girl is still single, shitty job, lives with parents
>boy has become extremely successful and lives a fun adventurous life, plenty free time

How would girl feel finding out?

Yeah I give it a shot and loved it.
No I don't I dont like water at all.
They're okay but sometimes, they act all rude.

Not me btw.

I'd feel really bad but glad he's doing okay in life.

You sound like a perfect catch, discord?

>and what i think matters

lol

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Nice trips, not OP, but i think the most realistic case is
>girl is still single after fucking plenty of guys
>guy is still single, even after having a stable job and income and not having had any sex or relationship at worst, fucked a prostitute at best.

>and what i think matters

lole

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Samefag trying to increase his chances?
All of these posts came out at quick succession.

The midwest. I won't get anymore specific because I don't want to contact anyone outside of this; I only want to answer questions. It's probably for attention, if they aren't getting free shit out of it. Like constant (You)s, but is ultimately empty and without value.
I didn't even know about the Instagram thing. I only use it for photos I take-or edit-so I am not really exposed to it. Shun the girls (I'm assuming the photos are not innocent) and the guys I guess, but I don't know how else.

I'm not particularly cute, but thanks. I don't want to contact anyone here, see above.

>and what i think matters

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I'm from California, but currently living in NY.
No I don't use discord, sorry.
Stop pretending to be me, retard.

>and what i think really matters

lol

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Back hair

If she feels sad, she deserved it kek.

Yeah I answered a few. Am also a fembot. I assumed this was something other fembots could answer. If you want it to be just you I'll yeet out though

why is this guy spamming this

What is the worst thread on r9k right now?

>Is it worth reading the manga?
Go for it
The manga goes WAY past the anime

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These are not, I'm real OP.

>yeet out

why do people talk like this?

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will u have thes ex with me?

Please feel free to make another thread, we would love to get more threads from fembots!

I'd say the tranny threads but I'm not sure.

Yeah I will do it in bit user thanks!

No, sorry I'm saving myself for the right person, but good luck with that.

are you virgin?
if you aren't, then G.T.F.O.

I've absorbed it because normies find it hilarious. Straight up changing a word into nonsense and starting it with a Y will make them laugh.

The posts that are me, since OP is pissed off

What if I'm the right person? We have so much in common like Jow Forums and porn

This is not me, could please stop, we're having a comf thread.

OP is pissed off because you're stealing her precious source of attention.
Roasties will roast

What can males do to improve their relationship with women?

Not OP, but i think that's not the best thing to have in common, specially porn, i'd say porn should be avoided in the first place.

I dont know why OP is pissed off, but I was just answering questions. Sorry OP
Well, a lots of things, but basically improve themselves and be happy as they really are.

>just bee yourself
>but also bee someone else

what were you expecting from a woman?

le penis, uwu

Sorry I'm dumb and I dont really know about it since I've never had a relationship,sorry user.

What is the best way to please a woman?

Lmao there's a third guy. Whatever lad

money.
plenty of money

Nothing, I just like pointing it out every time I see it.
At least you're not a slut like OP.

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Show her your Moon Knight comic book collection. Preferably with the full original run
Bonus if you have his appearance in Werewolf by Night, she'll love that

I've got some fetishes but If I had a bf I'd like him to finish inside(if the the relationship is serious) but I'm not much into weird stuff. As long as he make me love well..

At least you said the truth. Lmao

At least you said the truth. Lmfaoo

Omg, yet another copycat

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What is your opinion on larping? why does it happen? how can we stop it?

At leasst you said the truth. Lmfao

Nigger are you high ffs

By donating me money to my patreon of course.

Niggers are you high lmao ffs

It's the nature of the site, due to anonymity. All you can do is not feed it.

I understand why they do it, but I find it funny.