Namelets

namelets

>august

WHY MOM AND DAD OF ALL THINGS YOU COULD HAVE NAMED ME AFTER YOU CHOSE A FUCKING MONTH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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August the moth was named after august the emperor (augustus)
Learn some fucking history user i swear to god your brain is rotting from all the tranny crap

August is cool, try ambrose.

i wish i was named august

>basically named Caesar
>complains
Fuck you

i feel alot better about being called august, i'll go hug my parents for naming me something cool. thanks guys

Ambrose? Like the Chad Civil War veteran and renowned author, First Lieutenant Ambrose "Pussy Slayer" Bierce? Not as cool as OP, but c'mon man.

Well, ambrose in english, I have a shittier, local version of it. But I do love Ambrose Bierce.

Name ONE chad named Brian.

Tfw named linus.
Im thinking about changing it to lewis/louis

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Brian is by far the most beta name. Whenever a beta character is required on TV, his betaness is signalled by the character having the name Brian.

>having to choose between being named after a relative to hemp or being named a french name
user i...

Brian Wilson (Beach Boys)?

Im so glad to have been bestowed with the best, chaddest name: Alexander

>Peter
It shouldnt feel that bad but there is just something that makes me feel like shit when i hear someone say it out loud.

August is a God dang cute name.
you guys don't know the pain of having a mudslime name

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>Antonio
I do like how it's a Roman emperor name like OP's (Marcus Antonius), but the fact that it's mainly a black/mexican name is a bit disappointing for me.

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Mongolbot here to hit you with the big
>Mikko
It's from Michael (lame biblical name)

>Hayden
Too effeminate to be cool too masculine to be uniquely cute.

haha linus torvalds? I bet you haven't heard that one!

>called stacy
>2/10 at best
AAAAAAAAAAAA

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reeee Stacy get out of my board!

>Igor
No I won't fetch you the brain

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>Andres

Old man name. Ok.

>Earnest
Could be worse I guess

>Mark
Stay mad, namelets.

>Robert
Alright I guess

Autistic but cool
Good name
Slightly gay but pretty alright(also Brian Cranston)
I'm sorry user
Nice name but makes me think "Peter Peter pecker eater"
If you aren't white it's fine
Chad name
Stacy is a nice sounding name
Okay if you live in Eastern Europe
Fine name
RuneScape quest

>Logan

Not sure what to think

>Stephanus
My name ends with anus

A fellow Igor? A rarity. Nice.

>Rowan
tfw no one can spell my name right

>Bruno
Sacha Baron Cohen's movie made it even shittier

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Matthias
Fuck me

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Have you heard of Linus Sebastian?

>zane

one syllable names aren't aesthetically or phonetically pleasing. it doesn't help that my last name is also one syllable.

Chad is one syllable

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best name itt
id trade

>devin
One L away from being burned as a witch

>Named after on of the chaddest dudes on human history

>gets upset

i'm dissapoint

Be my daddy baby contact?

I always liked that name, I don't see the issue.

>Russell

why

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Guys you're gonna laugh at mine.

>Jeremiah Kilgo

Is he that twink tech guy from YT

>tfw son of Ukrainian immigrants
>tfw fucking Semen
>tfw only recently got it changed to Simon

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>semen
Fucking kek, your parents fucking hate you

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>William
Feels good man. Non white women have complimented it.

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>Mathew
My parents said the nurse fucked up spelling the name but I doubt it

>Ole
it's discount olaf but it's just too short for my taste.

>Arman
Its not even hard to say or spell. People still get it wrong. Oh well, Ive learned to just live with it. ACCEPTANCE

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im also named igor
im mentally retarded and i look like a brute so the name fits me pretty well actually

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>Dante
My name is one of the only things I like about myself.

>Genghis
Get fucked namelets

patrician name

>Ivan
It's a normal name in my EE country and it's in the second or third most popular name, but it's just so simple and plain. Never liked it.

kinda like
>Matthew
i met way too many Matthews in my life and everytime i hear it hurts

>Daniel
I hate my name with a passion

Bryce
An extremely unmasculine male name. It sucks.

I thought I had the worst name lmao.

Im named yevgeny and everyone thinks its a girls name and they think im a woman foh nibb

>Damjan
i am like one of 3 people in my whole town with this fucking name i hate it so god damn much

I'm just a John, don't know if it's a good name

you, my friend won the naming lottery

Is Mika a good fingol name?

Your parents are assholes. Speaking of ass, in my country Asen/Assen is a cool historical name of medieval kings and I really like the name, but fuck me I'm never naming my son that.

I don't wanna post my full name obviously, but I've been told on several occasions that my full name sounds like that of a Plantation Owner.

Hello, Reginald Jefferson.

>Dylan
It's ok I guess, rather have a non-anglo name but don't really think anything would suit me better. Also seems to be popular amongst mass shooters

>Oscar
feels pretty good desu

Based, thats a good name

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my name is adam.
idk if its beta or alpha

ivan

fuck you all

Fernando
I dislike having a name associated with non whites, but at the same time like it.

> James

Way too boring and common. Plus, it's the name of every single male that my mother is related to, so shit gets confusing at family reunions.

>Youri

Basically George, but in russian. It's great since i have white russian ancestry.

i was in Rwanda with a little start up you may have heard of. tesla. elon musk was there

> Dimitris

Best name

I'm Alden.
Try to beat that.

>Mehdi

Apparently it means Gilded One

>"namelets"
Try having a name that can only be prounounced correctly by 0.07% of the world's population.

>>originigigiggi

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>0.07% of the world's population can pronounce my name
What's your name then?

Im named Derek. The douche name that hollywood always uses.

Nigger, Roman names are by far the best
imagine having some variant of a desert kike name

It's probably spelled either Laurel or Yanny, but honestly I don't even know how to pronounce it.

these are all good names

>Laurel or Yanny
sigh and I was starting to think I might learn to say a cool name, but nope redditfag makes his appearance.

Having a name like August makes me fucking hate them! They think they are cool, but they're soft as hell! You can't talk to them about anything because you will sound cringy to them. They think they are special snowflakes but in reality, they are try hards cocky little cunts that think they are the best but in reality they're mentally unstable.

My name is Pubert. You can imagine the amount of rage I have for my parents.

>tfw named Kentucky