Titcow thread

Titcow thread.
>tfw no fembot titcow gf
why live brehs

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Also got another pic of someone else, no idea as to the sauce though

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Come r9k, gimme some titmonster pics or stories

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and some extra milkers

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occul tits comin

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I had a gf with tig bitties, once. But they were a bit disappointing. They were only big because she was fat as fuck, so they sagged and the nipple pointed straight down. Fun to play with, but still a bit disappointing.

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How big are this girl's breasts? I've never been able to tell because the picture is low-quality.

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medium sized and shes sort of fat so theyre disproportionately small actually
the fuck kind of question is that? cant you see for yourself

It's hard for me to tell since she's not at an angle that shows them off clearly and the bottom of the picture underneath her boobs is a blurry mess

Where is the rest of this set because I would leave her in a sleeping bag with yogurt in the woods

Ah yes, my favourite thread's back.

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Post more gargantuan milkers

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Jow Forums is gay, now, user. Didn't you get the memo?

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not on my watch, more tits inc

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im one and its the reason i dont go outside
inb4 >just wear a bra
it doesn't help

I demand you post moar

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You just need to find one that fits well, and accept you have big tits. also post them or leave

this isn't /b/, you leave

Shut up and show them, then.

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Are these big enough

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pls post them, we'll admire them for you

large breats are gross because they sag

Big milkers are love.
They're a bit flat because she's on her back so I cant say, but they seem nice.

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Can we please see them? We greatly appreciate big tits here.

who are these 2?

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Look Sitting up actually

Shit, you might be right. The laptop fooled me.

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I could spend the rest of my life worshiping a huge pair of tits

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I once had a slightly chubby gf who had lost weight. Her tits were huge, but once out of the bra they were like sad flappy pancakes with stretchmarks.

I don't see any problem with that my guy

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Meh. Fake tits feel gross.

Fembots arent real normalnigger
What a waste of a post, MODS!

Have 1/2

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Some look a bit decent, but I'd have to agree.

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here's a titcow story for ya

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Goodness brehs
How the fuck am I supposed to settle for some chestlet gf?

You dont. You aim for the stars famheim

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more cows more cows!

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All I want is a giant tiddie gf...any real advise for making this happen, lads?

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Easy peasy, user. You just die and reroll your life as someone who isn't a total fucking loser.
Good luck, my fren.

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You're probably right...I can't even get a single response even on landwhale dating apps.

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>Pretending you belong here when posting "hehe i'm the topic of this boards affection xdddd"
>4/10 bait

Hi post your boobs and be my milf titcow gf

that gut tho

What app? I can't help but is it full of legit fat qts?

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whose tits be these?

I don't even care. I'd do anything to be with her.
Any of them. I've tried a lot. WooPlus, curvy, etc. There's definitely plenty of girls that are fatter than hell on there. And they're too good for me. It's a bad feel.

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I wonder about the mindset of those girls. I wouldn't go on hopeless-loser-dating.com. I wouldn't even go on /soc/.

How does r9k feel about chocolate milkies

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those are mine, user :^)

post face pic or at least a timestamp pls

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Where is my black sun gf? Kill me now bros.

only other pic i got is this one. enjoy

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The one with the biggest tits is chloe vevrier

prove it then, im extremely eager for more

But I live on the other side of the world from you, silly. How would I even get over to you. You could buy me some plane tickets, I guess.

You dont know where i live. Where do you live? All you need to do is post a pic here.

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Those are some amazing lips

i have a girl crushing on me who has a body just like that. she has a personality of a disney princess though and is a hoe sadly. god is cruel :(

post pics of her to get back at her

I have money, I'll buy you plane tickets from wherever you are if needed. Business class.

what does the number represent ?

The Jow Forums post number on /out/ . You can find the thread easily enough in the archives, including another pic or two of her.

Post number of her thread, she had to prove that she was the OP. IIRC she wanted to hike alone and asked /out/ about that since she was a woman.

Maybe let's not take the obvious bait from a faggot tranny LARPer and get back to posting tits? Just a thought.

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It's for 99% for sure bait but you never know when you might luck out with the 1%.

yeah, you might as well strike gold once in a while

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Steadily replying to posts that are almost certainly bait is how I've managed to fuck 3 girls off Jow Forums so far. Sadly no titcows yet.

how the fuck do you hook up with girls on Jow Forums? I literally cannot fathom that happening

What's her name? I need it pls

Patience. Knowing that your chances are 99% nothing will happen or she will flake. Note that this total of 3 is over a course of a few years. You'd be surprised how many lurker girls on Jow Forums are horny sluts who are socially incompetent and insecure and therefore very easy to fuck.

they exist, though extremely rare

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Just admit it's through discord.

Does Jow Forums even have discords?

r9k is famous for its tranny discord of sexual predators (male) pretending to me anime cartoons
>that filename
boobs do not brap

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I fucked a girl on leddit who lived 3 states over. It can happen

it's amazing how successful pathetic behaviour can be, really makes you think.

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thread thread don't die!

codi vore (she takes weiners on camera)

>push up bra AND holding up with hand
You're not fooling anyone, D cup chestlet

bump for more titcows, please continue posting bros

Why do I have to have text

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Some that I've saved from other threads

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Another one 2

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Hopefully these all count

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Wish I could find a girl like this

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Will post more later if thread is still around

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