Only 2 days until I ask someone out for the first time

Anticipated, 80% I fail, but
How do you know, trips make me scared

HERE'S WHY SHE'S GOING TO SAY NO:

because you've already created a failed attempt.

You're IN HERE, talking about it to a bunch of literal homosexual losers.

You've 'set a timeline', two days from now. That's NOT spontaneous. It's forced, it's uncomfortable, it's unnatural.

You've already told yourself that you're going to fail.

You're already talking about cold feet.

You haven't talked to her in days.....

You're doing it completely wrong.

PAY ATTENTION:
in a minute, I'm going to tell you how to do it correctly

I haven't seen her in days.... and even when I do we rarely talk in real life...

Q: how do I know

A: I'm 55 years old, I've quite literally fucked well over 600 hot women and teenaged girls, I used to be a strip club dj for almost ten years, and I've been married 3 times

You could say I'm an expert

"and even when I do we rarely talk in real life"

EGG ZACK LEE...........

you're wasting your time AND hers

Give me a few minutes and I'm going to tell you how to succeed (and it won't be with her)

Look I'll paste the story I wrote from 7 days ago, this is how I planned it.

We talk mostly 90% through text
We aren't the same class, I ask her about some school stuff, she asks me and that's how most of our convos star. I think she may like me because she's the first one to message a lot of times.

In 9 days I'll ask as normal and then when saying thanks say something like "you've helped me a lot this year I owe you coffee, when are you free?"

It's a plan brewed to perfection

We don't talk a lot in real life because both of us are shy and every time we see each other it's in a hurry and with mine and her friends nearby. It's a stupid environment

OKAY, IM BACK.....

you'll have to forgive me, but I'm multitasking, so this lesson in pussypie will have to be taught in several shortened posts....

okay......

HOW TO DO IT RIGHT :
to be continued

Read , that's how I planned it

PROBLEM NUMBER ONE:
planning

it's a 'plan'

tsk tsk tsk

it's not a natural spontaneous flow

HINT: instead of planning to 'ask her out', and begin dating, simply stop planning.

Stucture is awkward

it's not natural.

Imagine a stream...
Now imagine you and she are two leaves in the stream......

When a leaf thinks it pushes the stream, it ends up stuck behind a rock along the banks of the stream, while the other leaf floats past....

STOP TRYING TO CONTROL & PLAN

allow the stream to carry you

NEXT:
Plans are an invitation to disappointment, to failure

Nothing ever goes as you planned it.

instead of YOU planning anything, allow HER to be the one in the lead.

Simply CALL HER
stop texting

again: STOP TEXTING

stop telling yourself how 'shy you are'
It's self defeatist
it's not magnetic
it's not charismatic

START BEING CHATISMATIC

CALL HER
and tell her YOU ACCEPT

accept her offer
not to a date
but to coffee

STOP THINKING WITH 'LABELS'

stop using terms like DATE

stop using words like GIRLFRIEND

stop your preconceived notions

Expectations are your enemy

STOP BEHAVING LIKE A MEME

expectations are your red carpet to disappointment

Stop telling yourself 'how it should be'

and let whatever happens happen

What do you mean call her and accept? There's nothing to accept

DONT ASK HER ANTHING...

T-E-L-L HER

asking questions offers them at least a 50% chance of saying NO

instead of ASKING her out, TELL her you'll accept her offer

C O R R E C T I ON :

she offered to take you out for coffee

WAKE UP, DUDE !!!
(it doesn't matter if she technically asked you or not)

TELL her you'll accept

and do it tonight

spontaneous....

RIGHT NOW

N O W . . . . .

RIGHT NOW

CALL HER

and tell her you two will be TALKING instead of texting.

Tell her texting is how people DONT communicate

That you like to hear her voice

Let her take you to coffee

AND SHUT UP

L I S T E N

L I S T E N
T O
H E R

Stop thinking you can train schedule what's going to happen from the confines of your room.

Listen to her.

Keep your talking to a minimum

Because you overthink everything
And overthinking everything is your enemy

Learn how to stop planning and overthinking and trying to schedule

Dumb it down a little bit and listen to her and to just shut the fuck up

I don't know man that's too straightforward and I've already gone this far without that, I don't want to throw it all inn the water... maybe with the next one but I'm sticking with my plan for this current one.
She either is interested or not, yes or no, there's no miscommunication possible

You can tune in in 2 days too see the results, same picture

But how do I make her invite me to get coffee??? Do I just pretend she did? I'm confused.

So far your plan reminds me of somebody who wants to walk into a house by removing the roof

You can do it much easier by just walking through the door

I seriously doubt you're going to take my advice.... And that's why you're not going to get anywhere with your plan....

but I want you to remember this conversation, because only YOU will be responsible for the failure or success of your actions

Holy shit its Neptune, long time no see you magnificent cunt, how's life treating you?

God has joiined the game

I will remember everything you said but I want to try this one time my way since it's my first.
Tune in in 2 days to laugh at me

Life is what you make it...

Therefore, it's fantastic!!!
I'm almost three years clean, not even one drop of alcohol, not one hit of pot, nothing...

I'm still doing animal rescue, and I'm happy as hell...

we all deserve the right to learn from our mistakes

Nobody's going to be laughing at you.

But why don't you give me her phone number, so I can tell her she's going to buy me dinner somewhere and take me to a movie?

AN ANALOGY :

It always amazes me how human beings don't seem to understand how life really works, even when they've been living life ever since they were born....

For example, humans have a tendency to plan things that can't be planned...

Like a PARTY....

We will say something like 'on Saturday June 15th, we are throwing a party'

As if you can actually SCHEDULE FUN

parties suck
they're not fun

'fun' happens spontaneously when you least expect it....

'fun' is only perceived in retrospect

'fun' is actually SCARY while it's happening

When you get on a roller coaster, it's scary...

But when the ride stops, you turn around and realize how much fun it was...

Magical moments between you and a girl are going to happen spontaneously, and you're going to be scared why what's happening because you're going to be dealing with uncertainties, and you're going to be afraid because you're not going to be able to plan or schedule what's happening...

You need to be her friend

Not in text messaging, but a real life friend who spends time with her and interacts with her.

If you think an event like 'going out' it's going to take you from text messaging to a relationship, you're sadly mistaken...

Stop thinking about terms like 'relationship'

Just be her friend, and have spontaneous moments. In retrospect you will both turn around and realize that you are in a relationship...

Well isn't that the point?
To ask someone out and go hang out 1 on 1 with only the two of you and get to know each other? That's what a date is, no?
Also why are your posts getting deleted

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING :

You need to stop being such a self defeatist.

you need to stop telling yourself that you're shy.

you need to stop telling yourself that you were going to get cold feet.

You need to stop creating a blueprint for failure.

Because you're creating a self prophesized failure.

Stop overthinking everything.

Stop verbalizing and visualizing a negative horizon.

That's very unattractive..................

Nobody is attracted to that.

Q: why are my posts getting deleted?

A: because the mod is butthurt

(because he's a sissy, a wallflower, a beta)

He harbors animosity because I'm the complete opposite of him....

Because I'm getting you the advice his father never gave to him, which is exactly why he doesn't have a girlfriend, and he spends his life in Jow Forums, thinking he has a modicum of authority and importance, simply because he volunteers as a mod.

And he doesn't even get paid....

He does this because it's the first time he's ever felt important in his life....

Why are you first asking her out in 2 days?

put simply, because he's a little bitch

and every word I say shatters his soul, because he doesn't have the balls to exude self-confidence.

So he hides behind a 'delete' button.

A: because he's afraid, and he thought he could schedule 'courage'

He doesn't realize bravery can't be scheduled in on your calendar

he's actually going to take my advice and pick up the telephone and stop texting her, and actually call her tonight and talk for 15 minutes without mentioning the coffee.

At the end of the call he's going to giggle, and he's going to tell her he accepts her offer to take him out to coffee.

And the rest is going to be history

But being shy is just a characteristic, just introverted...
Well, sucks for him because I can always look for your replies on the archives
I have my reasons, basically one of them is that I'm waiting to go as close to the end of the year while still having something to ask her ( read )

What if your plan fails and you two don't talk at all when the day comes, will you just suddenly ask her out?

Johnny giving sensible advice
Get out of your head if you can, go have fun

No the plan has nothing to do with talking to her in real life.
I just simply message her asking something about school, thank her for the whole year and say I owe her coffee

Based I'll be in your thread 2 days from now on to hear the results, I believe in you user

Will be the same picture as in OP, gonna make another thread tomorrow and the the aftermath one after asking out.

Attached: stopgawa.png (1637x916, 1.85M)

shy... introverted:

Characteristics indeed.....

the exact characteristics that that stand between you and achieving whatever you want to achieve.

What if she reads these threads?

Also I suggest talking or writing with her normally before you ask her out, it'll make everything less awkward especially since you said you two havent written with each other for some time now

The when I'm posting these is terrible for where I live
I've given some false details
The threads haven't been very popular, this is the most popular one
We're on r9k on Jow Forums
She usually takes some time to respond ( 15+ minutes ) so I don't want to lose my momentum, I'll just ask, wait for answer, thank and ask out, don't touch my phone for like an hour to make it seem like I don't care that much.

First part is for Also "for some time" is just a couple of days.. not more than a week