Fembots, which species has the best penises

Fembots, which species has the best penises

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Gotta be the horse my breh

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Dog > Horse

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Thanks user means a lot. I was super self-conscious about it but that really brought me up

Can only speak for horse but it's great yea

>average: 6"
women who've been tricked by guys lying about how big they are shouldn't be allowed to make charts

Imagine having smaller pp than the biggest horses girth

I remember seeing this image on beastforum inlike 2006. Those people were nutters.

Definitely horse. Dog cocks are weird and look like they smell like blood, big turn off. When I started going through puberty I tried sucking off our mini-poodle. It was fucking disgusting, but I was morbidly curious. I was able to get him hard and unsheated, and he sprayed his gross watery cum almost immediately. I honestly thought I was going to throw up.

Horse cocks though are incredible, especially the clean-looking ones without any spots. They're just so leathery and warm, and like, the power of the animal is just scary and intoxicating. A horse can absolutely fuck you up and there's nothing you can do about it. But they're also so soft, and easily scared. I've never done it, but the idea of gently fondling a massive, clean horse cock, cooing so he doesn't get scared, until he forcefully jets cum into the dirt, seriously turns me on. I've cum multiple times, thinking about that while riding in the saddle at a brisk cantor.

Human cocks are a gamble. But I don't have as much experience with those.

>I've never done it

You're missing out

Have you? It's hot as a fantasy, but I don't actually want to risk getting injured.

No definitely not me, no way for sure not.

My friend though, yes she has/does with her horse. As long as you have the patience and take the time, and really know and trust the horse, you won't get injured.

Wow, and she was willing to share that with you? You two must be close. I can't imagine telling anyone I know irl about this fantasy, and that's just a fantasy.

>he sprayed his gross watery cum almost immediately

what did it taste like

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>no such thing as fembots, only guys pretending
>dude sucked off his dog
>>ultra faggot

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The taste itself wasn't super offensive. It was basically like slightly salty, slightly slimy water, with a background tinge of urine.

>people lie online
>user says she's a girl
>must be a guy.
>user says she sucked a dog's dick
>must be true.

Wow what a strange reference this is. Why do you have this saved on your computer?

its even worse when you realize that women would rather suck off a dog than hold your hand

No one wants to hold your hand because your self-hatred is so strong it's affecting your reading comprehension. I said I didn't like it dude.

>its even worse when you realize that women would rather suck off a dog than hold your hand

can't blame them desu some of those bestiality vids are hot F

For all my private degeneracy, I have actually never watched any. Do you have any favorites?

there's some good things on pornsocket. Search for 'Art Of Zoo - Russian Girl at Home', it's hot for the sounds the girl makes alone

Thanks user, will check out! Not into girl noises per se, but we'll see how it goes..

Oh shit, I didn't think it would be this hot. If you think of any more, let me know :)

This is Equine masculinity shilling

horse>white guy>dog>nigger

Man got desperate, so he sucked off his dog

>wanted to do stuff with dog
>started getting touchy feely, she seemed ok, indifferent to me touching her privates
>then she quickly cleans herself, sits and flaps her ears back as if she was scared/uncomfortable
>and that's it, repeat a couple attempts
I don't want to hurt her or make her feel bad. You always have these nonchalant puberty stories where everything happens perfectly, how the fuck do you guys do it

Bestiality is only good if girls do it off yourself

Oh fuck off fag

WTF is the x ?? supposed to be? Width (diameter)? Because it sure as fuck isn't girth (circumference).
If it's width that's beyond retarded.

Daily reminder
>male animal = based and redpilled
>female animal = literal sociopath and should be gassed

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>its even worse when you realize that women would rather suck off a dog than hold your hand

I was already depressed enough user.
You didn't need to state it that straightforward.
Although it's painfully obvious and true.
They'd rather get fucked by a dog than spend 5 minutes with a /robot/.

Male dogs don't straighten their backs like that while cumming
>literal sociopath
Where do you think you are

I didn't draw it but I'm always up for more good art if you want to post and/or draw some yourself. It doesn't matter where we are, guys that use animals as living fleshlights give everyone a bad wrap. Girls and cute boys taking the knot/medial ring should be legal everywhere but crazies like that furry discord dude keep ruining it for everyone

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I don't carry smut on my phone so no. My greentext was literally the complete opposite of using them as a "living fleshlight". It's an emotional attraction for me. What do you have to say about that now?
>but I like seeing others get DOGGED
So you're a cuck

>thinking animals are the same level as humans
lol you're the real cuck if you can't separate the two. Animals are just advanced sex toys m8

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