/britfeel/

Tim's a good lad, lads.

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Single again. Also, big bills paid off.

What should I put my disposable income into? Lego, live steam trains, or upgrading my car?

Crona's Arsehole was extra spicy, must be all the spicy foods she eats.

>the spicy foods she eats.
he doesnt he justs adds black pepper to everything

Moni's arsehole has big spicy poo inside it. The poo itself is quite stinky and pungent. It is slimy yet firm. It is hollow yet dense. It is coated with nuggets and fragments of cum and old peppers from curry. It smells like a rabid dog shat in an old black woman's shoe. It is the most fermented piece of pretty poo in the whole world.

smoked a fat joint and hardly stoned. fuck sake

just smoked half of a skinny joint and I'm stoned out my nut watching Chernobyl

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Hows everyone tonight? Anyone need a drink?

>smoked many joints and monging out to shitty movies

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lads...
youtube.com/watch?v=EIqEKB_J6hI

Watch Moon 44 its on Amazon

lad is literally in orbit
reminds me of creature that lives on jabba the hut

If you're sick of not being able to relate to societal norms then lose weight, retard

Glad to see Len and Saku are doing well

would I get stoned from weed mix with tobacco in a rollie with a proper filter?

No but I've got a crick in my neck so give it a rub

That's just a spliff, mate. So yeah. If you smoke enough sure.

just got home from work. only meal of the day. whole wheel of camembert and crackers coz i cba

should I touch my willy for a bit?

if dubs yes you should
if singles no you shouldn't

Ill touch mine if you touch yours sexy

>with a proper filter?
Not really because it filters the good with the bad, use roach

You ever had a family member pop up into your brain while wanking?

I saw my mum naked not that long ago and even though it was a fucking grim sight every time I tried to wank it was stuck in my brain so I had to do no fap.

my m8 has severe OCD and part of it is he gets intrusive thoughts of shaggin his mum and his m8s. like proper anal dirty shit. poor lad. he hates it. he will stay in bed whole day coz of these intrusions.

No but once I was having a phone wank and my gran called me right as I came. I had photos for my contacts so yeah

Any laddy lods up?

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cracked open the doritoes, gonna finish this game tonight

Had curtains with that pattern as a kid, feels oddly nostalgic seeing it again.

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What game are you playing, lad? Is it fun?

Rain World, it's fantastic.

Lost track of how many time I've wanker today

gonna go to bed now, but i need to wank. only gonna have a wank if i have a piss first. but i cant be bothered to get up to piss. could sleep without having a piss tho, so probably just wont wank desu

smoking in the house like an absolute madcunt, other than that im very bored

anyone know any good free steam games I could get ?

depends what you like, unturned is getting pretty good now

my new weed dealer is a fairly famous musician's tour manager
pretty funny situation tbqh lads

>anyone know any good free steam games I could get ?
warthunder and path of exile

Bit worried a monster might eat me tbqh laddos

lucky monster i say *raises glass*

>Bit worried a monster might eat me tbqh laddos
*eats you*

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holy fuck I can see my neighbours shagging

shagging in what position?

he's pinning against the bathroom wall, its odd they didn't tint their windows tbqh

post pictures you absolute madcunt, is she fit?

Kek you see how our lad on first dates got BTFO. shows being an incel is justified since she was a fat pig lookin for fucking bbc.

getting a strange nostalgia feeling for things i was never a part of, if there a name for this feel?

its called "joules de la quoille"

im not gonna google that just incase its a new goatse or something

sorry cuoilles

ill assume thats french for chad thundercock

Or french for k cider

youtu.be/J9XwFecNXyU

proper britfeel tune. promise ull like it.

currently listening to an 8 bit version of the bad touch desu lod

Getting a rash on my groin lads

post pics so dr fren came make a diagnosis

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rD1ESHjWs_o

proper workin class lad. just saying coz. even arctic monkeys were middle class and this lad was just shifted like shite. poor bugger. whats wrong with capitalism desu.

Is either a sweat rash or penile meningitis frens x

You can't get penile meningitis. Are you sure you don't mean cellulitis?

lads i cant open up to my parents and thats been my biggest hold back for the last decade of my like since i was 8. Anyone feel that way?

Im drunk enoigh for a dick pic

I can't open up to anyone. It's been extremely detrimental in every aspect of my life because if I ever need help I simply can not ask for it.

I feel like this is a male problem. Women look more depressed because for some reason they are more open. I think men suffer because we cant open up for god knows why.

I have a friend who physically and mentally abuses his gf, lads. I'm pretty drunk right now and I've decided that I'm going to do something becase no one else will. He's been literally beating the shit out of her for over 6 months and I've had enough.
inb4 roasties reeee she's a nice grill and she deserves better

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Where you from lad? tell me your story if you can.

lad... go to some relevant service who can help.. not us.

Good lad. Do the right thing.

>Where you from lad?
That's a bit of an odd question to ask. Why?

It was a joke lid

Its not odd of you givin out your whole awkward childhoodstory. Maybe youre a troll. fair enough. funny shit. okay.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_J1fRsBPjUs

lads if you dont cry at this song....

i lost my sister. I hope youll join me in rememberance. She would appreciate it

Dont even like it. was her favourite.

F for yer sister, lad

AND THOUGH WE CRY, WE MUST STAY ALIVE

LET MY BLOOD RUN OUT WHEN THIS WORLD DECIDES
THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF YOUR ONLY LIFE SO RUN ON RUN ON

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thank you. means alot. just weird. especially when i was closest to her. she was away at uni but. i dunno. i dont even know what killed her and i guess it hurts me alot too.

Christ lads got mad diarrhea. Stomach is absolutely churning and it's just pouring out of me. Haven't really even eaten anything bizarre

Lads i hope you keep "hot gates" by mumford and sons as a comfy song for you guys. not because you liked it but as a comfy meaningul song that i have felt for my sister i hope you guys can keep it inyour hearts. thank you.

Same lad. Had really bad constipation a few days ago, two days of absolutely nothing and it's just been a non-stop hose since then.

Please listen. I guess you dont have to. just such a sudden shock. Just would mean alot from a community i like alot.

For somereason her death makes me want to listen to riptide. vance joy.

I took some buscopan and feeling a bit better now, really wonder what caused it. The last thing I ate was four squares of 85% dark chocolate

dunno if I should go to bed or smoke more

Smoke more crack with the lads

It's shit losing a family member. It does slightly improve over time. You've always us if you need to vent

Taylor swift did a good cover

thanks du d e im sondrunk i wont remember tho

*struts into thread with rock hard morning wood*

Phwoarrrrrrr, gizza bit o'that

Mornin lads whats on the agenda for today

Welp. Was my housemates birthday last night. Ended up doing a load of C and play Mario kart. It's now almost 9am I'm awake as fuck and drinking rum to try and pass out soon.

dunno know why but i always get cloudflare errors when trying to post here early in the morning

anyway, one of those small chicagotown pizza for breakfast me thinks