be Romanian

> be Romanian
> slip over crystal ball
> too lazy to break your fall and die
> family pickpockets you to pay for your funeral

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quoting whom'st?

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dont be rude or you'll get burnt waffles for breakfast....
....and dinner

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>be belgay
>slip in puddle of boy piss
>to diplomatic to insult allah by unclasping prayer beads to break fall and die
>migrants rob corpse and go back to your house to rape family

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>be wafflefag
>too poor to afford anything else besides waffles
the absolute state

that's a pretty pimp home
keep your black magick/hippie vibes to yourself

the joke is so overused, why not spice it up with a little cheese?

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rude

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