H-hey Anonymous, how are you f-feeling today?

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ehem.

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w-what fairy?

Oh? W-we are in a loneliness epidemic after all, I s-suppose everyone is feeling the pinch. Don't you t-think simply distracting yourself is unhealthy?

And I enjoy m-my job, yes

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Or whatever that floating creature is beside her. Does it watch her masturbate?

T-that is a doll.

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Does it watch her masturbate?

It might be unhealthy, but I can't really afford the time to consider better options right now. Once this is all over I'll spend the summer working on myself in a deeper way, or at least trying to.
What's the job, if you don't mind my asking? It's a masters degree, so this year we did a little bit of Gauge theory, mostly in the context of the Standard Model. Interesting stuff, but not something I can see myself making a career out of, so I've been looking for jobs to get into next year. Do you know a little about the topic yourself, then?

Reminder to sage and ignore all Alice threads.

Hey Alice! Can you re-add me on Discord thanks!

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I'm a f-financial engineer

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It isn't missinformation, and you've added me dozen of times in the past, why not add again? I'm a good friend!

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this
is m-misinformation.

As w-well, I don't see a friend request, so I c-can't add you anyway. Will b-be ignoring you now.

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I am blocked most likely, unblock me then! :3

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I d-don't block people. Feel f-free to send me a friend request, if you s-stop posting misinformation.

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No,Marisa does

Ok, I'll stop, just cause you asked nicely. I also don't block anyone, I like that psychology. But you better let me friend you..

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Well, so far we've not had a repeat so I guess you and those like you are pretty good at your jobs. Not that I know anything about finance, it's a field I considered going into but it sounds like a very high-pressure environment I wouldn't do great in. And, do you work in some big city? I've always had the impression you have to do that for finance.
That all sounds quite impressive though, it's nice to remember the anons here are all real with their own stories and places in society.
My last exam is next Friday, after that I'll find some nice things to do.
I should take my leave, my focus on this work is faltering pretty badly, but I hope you have a good day, user.

>tfw no doll to watch me masturbate and possibly help me cum

F-feel free to add me.

It's n-not so high pressure at my office, w-which is very nice. More of an engineering environment really.

I l-live in NYC, it's v-very nice

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Usually people like this are one desperate loser away from a 5 day, 4 night rohypnol vacation being tied up and left to die in the middle of some forgotten fucking wilderness.

I don't see how they could feel safe, especially given the general level of autism of their audience. FFS, you're talking about people who can fairly easily determine locations simply by looking at the background of enough pictures. Given the typical narcissistic whore can't stop posting pictures of themselves, if she hasn't been doxed yet by someone she's fucked over, why not? And if she has, when is she going to get jumped for fucking with people?

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Mostly b-because I don't fuck people over. I w-work to help the people of Jow Forums in w-whatever way I can. Sorry if you c-can't understand that as anything other than narcissism

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Actual question. What do you even hope to find or accomplish on r9k? The 70% of people here are anxiety ridden denial idiots that can't live by themselves and use this place as a hugbox of sort cause the rest of the people understand them too. 25% of un-ironic normal people who come here to laugh at the broken people and others, being mostly fine themselves, and the 5% of psychopaths and sociopaths that use this place for their chase for ego and "fame".
What do you think you'll find here apart from the most boring conversations and the most annoying, darkest minded people?
Or are you just part of the 5% that really needs that spark of "fame" and ego smothering?
I don't get it...

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That seems terrible,still would though

Anxiety is a relatively easy t-to treat ailment, I w-was hoping to help people w-who have it

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Luckily, it isn't t-true.

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It is! That is true, but it gets way harder to treat when the board is literally a containment for these people. It is easy to treat one on one, but when in the masses of these kind of people, they rather talk to their other anxiety ridden friends and vent about their bad life to them than get treatment from someone that seems a bit scary to them from their social skills, or personality, or a reputation.

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Luckily, I h-have experience in such things.

That s-said, it's time for me t-to go to work, so I'll t-take my leave now.

Feel f-free to contact me if you like:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: rukiarcx or Aneki Margatroid
Discord: Alice#8225
Twitter/Twitch: CeltyPlays
Chat: anekiho.me/chat2/

H-have a very nice day

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Ok! See you later dummy!

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SO YOU ARE THE SAME ALICE. PERISH AND BE CEASED FROM EXISTENCE, HATRED WILL REIGN SUPREME.

This is cute! You're cute OP! I hope you have a wonderful day!

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Didn't I post literally in the beginning of thread stating its that Alice? I kind of don't lie about stuff like that...

You are cute too, have an amazing day !

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>it isn't t-true.
Yeah,you are right,I wouldn't

>alice
Fuck off tranny

i hate trannies
larping as women is just few steps from being a tranny
dont be a fag user

None of my Tinder matches actually go on dates. Most of them plan a date with me and then cancel the day of. Idk what I am supposed to do or how I am supposed to get a gf. Thats why I went to dating services like this, because its very direct and easy. In person, I can tell when women are attracted to me, but it seems like there is no opportunity to really talk to them. I see them eyeing me every day, but you cant really talk during the lecture. Is it weird to just approach them after class? I feel like this is pretty much a "cold approach" and will only push them away.

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Well, when are you cold approaching them? A good idea might be right as they leave, if they were clearly showing interest towards you. All it'd really take is some normie smalltalk like "Man, this is kicking my ass" or literally anything you can come up with about the lecture, and even what you may be planning on doing after it. Heck, and if you're still hesitant, just pay close attention when everyone walks out next time and listen to what they say. It'll often be a similar opener, because that's just what people do. It's really no different than how someone on here posts a Twitter screencap, link, or hot opinion, and another joins in going "I think that's ", gives his own opinion on it, and just like that a conversation, debate, or shitflinging fest is born.
Hell, look, here I am doing it to you right now, striking up conversation with a person whom I've never met before. Anxiety can be a bitch at times, but you've got this, user.

Ask for stuff about the class and try to spend time with them

Alice3D is my 3D waifu

How do I do that tho? Do I ask them if they want to get coffee and compare notes or something like that?

Thanks. I will try to observe people more and see how they go about talking to each other.

>Do I ask them if they want to get coffee and compare notes or something like that?
If you are feeling brave then yeah,but i would recomend you just asking for notes or about something you didn't understand (of course this may just be a lie) it could help you to get slightly closer to them.In the end at least you would have talked to them and they may notice you more,so its better than nothing.

W-what? I'm not a waiting. S-silly

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Are you coming from /b/
Why did you come to this board?

T-to help

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Bitch I have a psychiatrist, a psychologist would shit her pants if she had to treat me. I'm talking psychosis you dumb cunt.

I'm glad to hear you h-have a mental health doctor to talk to anonymous, that's a v-very good step on your road to recovery

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do you remember /a/lice?

>I used to run the GPGPU servers for a physics department.
Did you program the GPUs? OwO

I d-do, we are still f-friends.

Yes

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Yes you are!And there is nothing you can do about it

is this u osaka

How do I stop thinking other people are secretly satanists out to get me? I already tried CBT without much effect. I only trust family.

I'm not.

C-correct, eight years running

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Just feel stuck where I am in life right now. My job is very so-so, but the money isn't too bad, I can at least afford to pay the bills and pick up a few things here and there... I just want something more, I suppose. I'd like to finally go back to school at some point, but I'm not so sure about juggling that along with work.

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W-what do you want to do that is more? Do you have a passion? Tell me about it

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I had to write down 20 negative thoughts I had every day, and than had to make assignments on how to turn the thoughts positive. My most positive thought turnover I made is that people may not be satanists but are still horrible people. Everyone has sins and secrets, I'm sure.

Hm. Is that...all...you did? CBT generally takes three months.

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>I'm not.
You have no control over that

Definitions do

how do I get a gf to care about Alice?