/britfeel/

*brings bf into the thread and makes all the lads watch him shag me arse*

Who else /cardiff origins?

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*passes your clothes around for the lads to have a good sniff so they can wank over them*

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Who will save the neets from these malicious nonce hunters?

good lad, kick that SJWs head in for even comtemplating moving into your comfy neetshack

Trying to do some dumbbell exercises in my room lads. No idea what I'm doing. Wanna get to be Mayuri or DM tier.

my bruddas dont dab we just vossi bop
tell your girl link me at the coffee shop

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Stop talking about the rain, it isn't raining here in Cornwall.

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So depressed the idea of going to a mates stag do is what keeps me exciting

>DM
ha I'm a fat slob now

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just do pushups and pullups.

Don't really see any reason why any of us would want to start going on a killing spree tbqh.

Shippy's well up there.

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ME ME ME IT COULD BE ME

Calling unabomber lad, when are we having this revolution then waheyy

How did you get housemates? Are they actually your friends or did they have a room on offer?

Recorded a theme choon for meself lads
vocaroo.com/i/s0LKcWmYqUZW

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>filename
howling desu

shoulder press, squats and curls are easy to do with dumbells

>he doesn't have access to tons of ammonium nitrate

You're a cool guy user. I like you. Keep being creative

Just look up prison workouts lad

Are you kidding lad? We can't even organise a tranny gang bang

>he doesn't just synthesise triacetone triperoxide

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Let's just make pipe bombs from saltpeter, yes? Why not?

Finished work, now and hour before I'm home

Gonna play Yakuza and eat some Pizza

We've a wide variety of posters with different skills, what's the biggest terror attack we could pull off?

I'm supposed to have tonight off work, but the online time card says otherwise.
I'm just gonna turn off phone.

Lets stop talking about bombs lads haha

me desu, underrated city

Aggressively have interesting conversations with 16 year olds?
Rile up the nonce hunters at least

bonbs in 20 packed nightclubs perhaps, assuming so many of us are sufficiently radical.

post anus poley

Got a massively HOT deal to post when I get back home, stay tuned!

You want to be a skinnty twink?

I have access to a hospital, we could do something with that, not sure what though.

accidentally got in the shower with my socks on lads

I'm a pretty good driver, and I have pretty good organisation/logistics skills

I literally did that today

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Is it bobs? Show bobs pls

i hate bridges, any kind of bridges, ones that carry roads, pedestrian ones, railway ones, even aquaducts, honestly just fuck bridges there is literally no point to them they are an eyesore, they are expensive and normals cross them every day, a normal would be lost without his bridges

Just imagine being such a chad that you don't even have to approach 16 year old girls, and that they approach you instead

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You're a good lad, keep fighting the fight

letting me walk in the room, my stench would kill at least half the people in the room

Guess who got the extremely cool and rare Collector's Edition of Death Stranding, soon to be released on November 8th 2019?

That's right, me, and not you.

You sack of shit.

organised a pick up from my weedman like five hours ago and he's ghosted me, hope he didn't get snatched ooooer

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>tfw have been stalking the qt Beatrice grant
>tfw started imagining dating her
>tfw found a vid of her playing pool with tall chad behind her, helping her to guide the pool cue
fucking whore. why is nobody pure anymore?

I miss ye olde days when you had to ford a river

sorry lad im on my way just bare with me

How long do eggs last in the fridge? Mine say best by May 3rd.

what do?
found some guy with an axe in 1 of muh ponds and when i killed him i got a voluntary exile achievement. then went off to find a horse (but got a donkey instead), then saw these guys when i was getting set to go home. was going to go charge them but 2 have crossbows and i only have a stone sword
apparantly they're a raiding party and i killed the leader.apparantly they rush to get his banner when it's dropped. s'my banner, spoils of war eh
need to get back to base get muh iron sword and a bow and muh wolves and go have at em
going to do an IRL spliff though, this is tense
youtube.com/watch?v=LQUXuQ6Zd9w

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>youtu.be/LhXfgENBxII

Upon the trunk of a tree a girl
Engraved her name filled with delight
And the tree, moved deep in its bosom
Let a flower fall upon the girl

I am the tree, touched and sad
You are the girl who wounded my trunk
I keep always your dear name
and what have you done with my poor flower?

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I'm pure....enough

thats what im saying, riding a horse or donkey through once would also be acceptable

I have 2 of them

spin it on a counter. if fresh it wont spin so well, but when they go off they go a bit more viscous and the egg will spin

you're such a roastie your beef flaps became wings and flew away

fucking dumbo pussy ass bitch

my man
good album
just put it on now

>tfw i will never ride into town on my horse to get some pizza wizza

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lad, can i come round yours and watch you play it when it comes out?

>organisation
>logistics skills

aspie

>bazza thinks he is a decoy
>The autist nonce was actually the real Decoy while I go chat up a teenage girl at the service station

>he fell for the kojima meme after mgsv and mgs4

>putting eggs in the fridge

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>tfw user dies from bad eggs

travel well, user

Shutting-down your identity requires a voyage out to K-space interzone. Zootic affectivity flatlines across a smooth cata-tension plateau and into simulated subversions of the near future, scorched vivid green by alien sex and war. You are drawn into the dripping depths of the net, where dynamic-ice security forces and K-guerillas stalk each other through labyrinthine erogenous zones, tangled in diseased elaborations of desire.

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most jokes on facebook arent even funny

Naw mate doesnt sound like it's for me

>joined 2 dating apps
>been a week
>0 matches
>only those fake likes to make you buy the premium
thats it, ive given up ive got no chance

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raining outside, very comfy, that is all

I have literally eaten eggs in the cupboard over a month past their best before date and been completely fine

dare you do to that with chicken

Fridge is fucked lads. Called the landlord and he told me it has to be turned off for 36 hours and back on for 36 hours to see if it starts cooling again before he can do anything about it. Am I being trolled? What the fucking fuck. All my food is ruined.

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well no I'm not that much of a mong. if it smells or looks off, chicken is getting chucked in the bin even before its use by date

sorry about your fridge lad but i do like that brainlet, have one in return

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who here /madeonhype/

thank you very much lad have a good evening

i thought moni quit vidya then got mad at all of us cause she had a job and we're all NEETfags, that lasted a while

At this point it is confirmed
>Poley is completely delusional
>Poley is a terrible human being, if you can even call him human
>Poley should be a case report for a psychiatrist to publish, considering how many personality disorders he has crammed into one brain
>Poley is a sex offender
>Poley believes his own lies
>Poley is unreliable
>Poley is boring
And so on and so forth.

Might just chuck mine and buy some more another time desu. Wish I was a NEET, then I could use them during the day when I'm more energised.

yeah but poley puts out for BWC

You ought to thank Poley for being someone you can agree on hating

moni is a masochist with a humiliation fetish, he should be thanking us

Quite enjoyed Rocketman, lads. Might hop on the /britfeel/ Minecraft realm and put more bloody chickens in my pit unless it's been grieved.

>Wanna get to be Mayuri or DM tier

Shag trannies out of desperation?

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nothing wrong with dipping your wick in a transgirl

Roll Saku down the mall until he gets momentum and watch him flatten tourists with his mass

i'd shag a tranny out of desperation at this point tbqhwy lad

not you, moni

Post images that are culturally and historically significant to britfeel

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feeling a tad lonely tonight desulods

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