Assuming you robots got a girl, do you honestly think you would be able to sexual satisfy her...

Assuming you robots got a girl, do you honestly think you would be able to sexual satisfy her? Or would you cum in the first five seconds?

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Longest I've lasted is 2 minutes. Pls gib tips on how to last longer, I'm uncut

I would come if she so much as looked at me with something other than disgust

Jack off a little bit before sex. Dont blow your whole load tho.

>do you honestly think you would be able to sexual satisfy her?
Nah, as slutty as women are nowadays, she would be expecting a 9" long dick on a roided gym monkey that would fuck her like a jackhammer.

>Or would you cum in the first five seconds?
I bet I'd last slightly more than that.
Up to maybe 30 seconds.
But the reality is that I don't know.

But then I won't be able to bust a bigger and more satisfying nut when fucking her

I'm cut and if I wear a condom I'll probably last a decent amount of time

the quicker i cum the more time i have for video games

Aren't cutfags less sensitive on their heads? I wish I was cut, would probably last longer

My pp is super small she probably wouldnt even feel it. I dont think I was meant to procreate.

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Yea, it's pretty much the only benefit of being cut

I would take some viagra and probably imagine her fat to get my rocks off in any way.
Any girl that ain't got a double chin isn't worth my time, fucking skellettes.

not in my case

Had a gf for 1 and a half year, i would always cum really fast, i could only hold on for like 5 minutes if we had sex every day for like 3 or 4 days, which didn't happen often.

Needless to say never made her cum with my pen0r, only orally and with fingering.

Also adding to that i'm only about 5.5 inches which is kind of embarrassing

Did she ever seem disappointed for both cumming to fast and not making her cum by penetration?

I have a 4 incher. I exist just to suffer. I don't even try to date anymore, I'd just embarrass myself.

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No idea. I bang hookers usually for half an hour, until my lungs start burning.
Never did anything except pounding, so probably no one would like sex with me.

>not doing math problems in your head
>not stopping to make out for a minute when you're getting close to cumming to reset
>not stopping to finger or eat her out
>not making sure the lights are off to decrease visual stimulation
amateurs

Surprisingly never, she was always supportive and and got angry when i said i didn't feel good enough.

She was super loyal and loved me. Sadly i don't think i'm capable of loving anyone so i grew distant and it didn't end well.

A few months after i got a friends with benefits and the few times i got with her i either came really soon or couldn't even get hard which completely destroyed the little confidence i had. Plus i started developing a crush on her as we drifted apart

Sometimes I cum really fucking fast and other times I can last a good 10 minutes or so jerking off, I still don't know what causes this and what conditions have to be met for me to last longer. I'm decently sized but whats the point if I'm just going to cum after 5 seconds

If that pic is satisfying then yes. I am about that big.

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see, eh, me & you?
we da same guy, eh? yea! we da exac same person. hea, let's share sum pizza, i got some cigahs inna back!

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how do you not cum the whole load? fem here

Yup, I'm in the same boat.

With my ex the problem would be that I'd try to get her off orally or with fingering and she'd get inpatient and either literally pounce on my dick or just scream out her demand that I get inside her immediately. Then I'd cum 30 seconds later and she'd get mad.

Bitch, we both knew what was going to happen! That's why I was eating you out!

She looks so good when you cut her ugly chink face in half

>how do you not cum the whole load? fem here

That's not possible, I think that advice was meant comically. When it's coming out, it's ALL coming out.

>caring about satisfying women
Have sex

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have you tried doing something for premature ejaculation? not sure what to do

I fap way too much, i thought this would cause me to have death grip but maybe it's the opposite

Maybe he meant just to jack off once. If you jerk off multiple times you'll sort of "empty" your loads

Literally came within the first minute the first time my ex was riding me cowgirl style (I had lost my virginity to her a few days before that). Had performance issues due to anxiety for a few more times until I got comfortable and started dicking her down good. Longest I've lasted was 45 minutes or so, and we ended up stopping because I just couldn't cum and her pussy was sore + got a small cut so that was no fun.

What helped you last longer? Teach me senpai

cant have no gas in the tank

why would I care about her satisfaction, she exists to serve me

>Assuming you robots got a girl, do you honestly think you would be able to sexual satisfy her? Or would you cum in the first five seconds?
Depends on the grill. If she's just a size queen that doesn't care about performance I'd probably be fine, otherwise I'd be terrible. Doubt I'd cum too quick though.

>have you tried doing something for premature ejaculation? not sure what to do

Tried multiple things including large Zoloft doses 1 hr before sex, all to no avail. It's got me beat.

It's OK, though, since at this point it looks like I'm never getting laid again anyway.

she will go fuck Chad or Tyrone if you cant satisfy her

I used to have a girl and lasted

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I know for a fact that my death grip fap habbits will make last for a solid 30 minutes

I've been nofap for years and never been laid.

I think I'd be in big trouble.

if I edge I can sometimes control it and just let out a bit instead of a huge blast, but I'm assuming he meant just not cumming more than once kek

No. There is a reason why botg fags have the same issue with nutting fast.

Women are just a meat hole for me, i only care about my own pleasure

I have phimosis so I just fuck her till she cums over and over then pull out and spunk on her perfect ghetto booty

Though I can edge for extended periods of time, I doubt that I would even last 2 minutes

I'm cut and only last around a minute when jerking off. Eight inches, but there's no way I could satisfy her unless I get some kind of pill. I'd definitely suffer from death grip too.

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I use a death grip but have trained myself to cum fast and quiet. idk what real sex would be like. I doubt I would like it though.

I can last pretty long
But I do not feel confident in my stamina. I need to catch my breath pretty often and my dick isn't really big and it all gets in my head

Probably not. Considering I have cholinergic urticaria, sex sounds like fucking torture.

Satisfying women is a meme

Look at how they act. They don't need satisfying, they need enslavement

A nut is a nut. your snowflake nut will fade all the same as a basic nut. Think committed monogamy or just do heroin if you want feefees

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Definitely for small girls. Banged a bigger girl and she wanted more but idk, really felt like I was small

get a script of viagra. you'll be able to stay hard after you nut, keep fucking for another 30 minutes, then nut again.

search for online pharmacies like forhims, getroman, or lemonaid health. a month's supply is like $60. totally worth it.

>first few seconds meme
Idiotic.

Most guys naturally only last five minutes tops or they're not even into it, most girls fifteen just because life sucks that way.

>don't blow your whole load
nigga....

Two different things. One was focusing on my breathing control during the action. If I felt like I was close to cumming I would always take a really deep breath and focus and making sure my partner is feeling good. The second thing ties in to the last thing I was talking about, I got into having the mindset of being the sexual object in relationships. I love making my partners feel good. Not that anyone cares but for the sake of this topic I should let it be known that I am well endowed too, so that always works in my favor when it comes to being intimate.

Good luck user.

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You have to pace yourself take small breaks to kiss the fuck out of her and embrace her. And you should last at least 15 mins to an hour and a half.

Me too brother. I can't even enjoy it myself with a 4.5 x 4"

imagine being tall with a six pack like THAT and a huge fucking cock. life is unfair as hell, bros.

Jerk off 2x in a row when you beat your meat. This way your dick becomes used to continuous arousal even when you're no longer horny.
Also cock rings.

Honestly I'd just be impressed that I could get hard the first time
I'm pretty sure I could not be aroused from the anxiety and pressure

Satisfying women is easy so long as you're prepared to beat the shit out of her a little during sex. No need to have a huge cock if you whip her for like 20 mins first

I know I can sexually satisfy women. The problem is after hanging out a few times and they find out how emotionally fucked up and boring I am

Unlikely.

Any woman who would accept to fuck me would be exceptionally ugly and/or obese, so I probably wouldn't even be able to get an erection.

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this is huge, I firmly believe premature ejaculation is often psychological and just being more confident in yourself and getting past the anxiety of not cumming.


for me though after being with the same girl for 5 years i grew less attracted to her. so not cumming sorted stopped being a problem.

>Assuming you robots got a girl

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Ended up having sex at 27. ended up beating my dick so much over the years I lasted over an hour.
note: I could still get my dick up so dont have erectile dysfunction.

i took my uncut bf's virginity and here are things that helped him last longer:

>lube
even if the pussy is really wet, lube just elevates the experience

>edging
when he masturbates he always edges and he thinks its helped his stamina

>fucking multiple times daily
every time a person with a dick cums its usually harder to make them cum again in a given timeframe so its basically a guarantee that the second time around will b longer and more enjoyable than the first of the day

Legit dumped four girls this spring because I'm embarassed of my terrible skills in sex. Never lasted more than a minute, obly capable in oral and fingering.
I'm pretty outgoing and could probably bang bitches all day long, but I don't want the whole campus laughing at me

>a person with a dick
Lmao so woke

who the fuck cares if she enjoys it. as long as I get my nut. also she owes me a facefuck when I wake up.
If she wants to get off she can rub her clit after I am done. then she can gtfo

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Had sex with a virgin robot. He came within 5 seconds and it was so shit I pretended to have fun and smile at him but it was actually super gross that he had his fill and didn't even get me warmed up.