I just wanted to go on adventure like in animes where they travel around and do shit and have a mission...

I just wanted to go on adventure like in animes where they travel around and do shit and have a mission. but I was born in a god damn small town. and god trapped me here. in boring monotony unbearable cold nothing to do no adventures ever.

I just walk around for miles and think about what it would be like to be walking on an adventure and shit. I would be doing so much shit and in such better shape and constantly getting exercise. but nope. cold woods. and god traps me here. dont get to do anything just walk up and down 2 empty god damn cold roads and be cooped up with my parents 24/7

I just wanna take off and go and do shit. I wanna walk around. I wanna go somewhere with friends. cant even have friends here im in the woods. I just want to be on my feet and constantly moving, sleeping under the stars, getting fucked up around a fire at night. travel down the coast and go city to city. travel around in a camper or RV with some friends stocked up on weed. go to a new city all the time. find a city I want to settle down in eventually. make money on the road.

nope. god ripped away my dreams. guess I have to just sit and wonder about something that would never happen because its impossible even though its simple as fuck and not asking for anything at all.

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l just wanted to be a porn star damnit

anime is for kids lol you have a pretty great life if you can just watch cartoons all day

I just wanted to be a whimsical space alien

I cant even watch them because im so miserable my life is just a small town monotonous piece of shit

its not the towns fault, its yours

you sound like you need a hobby. try watching cartoons all day lil guy

no its not i got fucked by poverty and the universe. what i wanted was in my hands god took it away

Maybe you should do a job similar to in those shows. If you become a private investigator, bounty hunter, a state/federal marshal, mercenary, etc. You could also become a doctor or something and give medical treatment in foreign countries.

The difference between real life and fiction is that the characters in fiction dont really have a choice. In our world no one forces you to go on a journey, its very easy to stay comfortable.

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lol literally none of those jobs involve traveling. I wanted to start some sort of online business I could do from a phone or laptop but it doesn't matter. I have no friends ive lost my whole life in my small town no point in doing it as some old ass mother fucker

i just wanna hold someone's hand

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hold mine?

Is your probation over already?

no. give up. im here forever with you. thank god

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>lol
>literally
All of the jobs I listed involve travelling and working on a mission basis. You sound like a big faggot who only whines and makes excuses. Even if you did have friends you would just annoy them. I bet you shit in the sink you backwater cunt.

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I literally did this kind of shit for years. I walked around with a pack and a sleeping bag, hitch hiked, hopped freight trains and learned a lot about myself and what I was missing. I met a lot of similar people that way, and fixed a lot of my social anxieties. Maybe you should give it a shot?

I want to travel the world and eventually go to Egypt to kill a neon vampire with my punch ghost

kys retard I dont want your shit advice you have nothing and no job. kill yourself resource sponge with shit advice and angry internet faggot

Checked your trips

If your probation is over there is nothing preventing you from leaving. Except maybe... yourself.

How old are you?

I GOT A LIFELONG PROBATION SENTENCE FOR BEING BLACK HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THE SAME SHIT

YOU ARE JUST MOCKING ME AND PISSING ME OFF MORE

shut up u dum dum nigger

Just tell me how old you are

This is best running gag on this site lol
never fails to bait

I want to live in the Bleach world with the dragon balls (so I's can never dies)
and get all the fine FIXINS, all of dems!

But we can't have what we want, little Bambino!
Also the Devil wants to trick you with SUFFERING and LEWDNESS!
Never fall for it!

and Bleach and Fairy tail
defiantly have all the FIXINS ;)

I want to live a life like orphan or pokemon. thats realistic. I could pack up an RV and a tent and do pokemon with a friend.

I dont think its satan its always happened and in the book of job is says god has to give satan permission to fuck you. unless god just said yeah I dont care about that fag LOL then I stand by my point that god did it and I hate them both instead of hating god but its god

A pokemon world sounds nice, but its a bit more pre-teen? ya feel me?
Anyways good luck on all your efforts. Hopefully you become
a BIG town, negro

I got a shitty car for 2k recently and gonna drive to the mountains with my frens
Plus i know how to grow

It isnt that hard to make (your) dreams come true

>be pic related
>literally born in a tiny mountain town
>no trains or electricity
>fucking sells coal for a living
>whole family dies
>goes to train in another remote location
>gets swole
>goes to take his final test in, you guessed it, ANOTHER REMOTE LOCATION
What's stopping you OP you lazy fuck, most anime protagonist start in tiny villages. Start doing water breathing and swinging a sword 10000 times a day, eventually you will be a gigachad able to emit a husky musk that attracts females anywhere close to you then you can find your adventure.

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I know that feel user, I really want to buy a cheap van or something and just wander around the country, exploring and living day by day. Although, I know I'll never do it.

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Figure out how to manage your money lol