Dubs decide how I respond (she messaged me 15 minutes ago)

What do your panties smell like?

You have been specially selected to take part in the Shrek simulator.

You find a tin of promotional Shrek spaghetti hoops on your doorstep with a note that says "beware".

What do you do?

my dick is only 2"

Good baby, full discloser I normally only 'date' guys but I wanted to try women out for a bit. I'm happy to give or take ;)

what do you think of adolf hitler?

Have you ever had your ass eaten?

hey pretty girl would you fuck me in the ass

I was gonna post the hatred copypasta but this faggot got the dubs
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Do it you coward. Hurry up and post results

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Checked and also this comment is original

Finally, some good fuckin dubs!

based, do this op

OP don't disappoint us.

Op you're a big pussy, prove me wrong.

Roll again I'm not gonna be a faggot, sorry boys. I'd rather say I eat shit

"I eat shit"
due to OP request

there you go OP, now dont be a faggot

Oh boy OP you did this to yourself

The world falls in to chaos if ops stop delivering

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you're already a faggot

such originality

You have proved yourself to truly be more of a faggot then if you had taken 100 dicks up the ass.

Tell her "Would you mind cutting yourself and sending me a pic of it?"

Fuck you guys I'm never coming back to R9K

OP you better do it, you know you wouldn't get laid anyway so at least provide some laughs.

Hey babe, just finished up working out. My abs and Adonis belt are so sore right now haha (laughing crying emojii) - btw whats ur snap i dont go on tinder much

You already are a faggot, give Jow Forums a rest bud

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you don't belong here anyways