Not that it describes me or anything, haha. I am curious though would any anons date a fembot who does nothing but play super smash bros and card games all day? No work ethic simply because they just never get hired and have bad social anxiety. They stay somewhat fit at home but really don't like leaving the house. They also sleep on a yoga mat on the floor. Heck I'm even open to playing with others
Would you date?
Levi Perry
Nolan Gray
Sure she sounds comfy to be around I'd love to play card games with her. She'd probably destroy me in smash I'm pretty bad at fighting games in general though. Also I'd tell her to get a real bed because I'm worried for her back. Finally I'd say nice trips user
Ian Williams
I will as long as I don't have to play with you. But I can watch you play :)
Brody Walker
You just literally described me but female.
What cardgames? Hearthstone? Ygopro? MTGA?
And Melee or Ultimate?
Elijah Kelly
I didn't realize I got trips! 777 is my lucky number all the time! I feel so happy now.
Playing is half the fun.
Eli Moore
only if you look like froppy
Ryder Miller
Enjoy your hundreds of replies, femanon.
Anthony Murphy
if you can cook then sure
although id never be able to play with you because i work nonstop
also if you cheat on me while im working my life away ill kill you both and move on with my life like you were never a part of it
Carter Hughes
It means this is your lucky thread, you'll find a bf in it! Or your friend will lol. What card games specifically are you into? Also which smash do you play and who do you main?
Grayson Phillips
I would date almost any fembot
Brandon Murphy
Ultimate; melee is outdated but knowledgeable and skillful in both. YGO and Pokemon TCG
Thanks! My lucky trips saving the day
Nathan Nguyen
Does she have or has she had a penis?
Does she smell?
If no to the above, send her my way.
Ayden White
I used to play tons of pokemon as a kid, I went to several tournies whenever I could, picked it up a bit ago with the online client, but could never find many people to talk about it with.
Ygo's fun too.
"It's user!#0782" is my discord, if you wanna play anything or even talk about the stuff!
Ryder Allen
She can smell after a hard workout but no penis and genuinely clean. Keeps to themselves and doesnt talk to anyone. Posts on /trash/
But why not kill and then commit suicide like a tragedy in 3 acts? I'm sure they would never cheat. They are too busy playing video games after all. They might post on /trash/
I play every smash but stick to DK in Ultimate. I like YGO and the pokemon tcg.
It is a really weird meta right now with the actual card game. I really like playing vileplume. Oddish is one of my favorite pokemon so I have collected every single printing possible and have em in my binder. It's a very cute plant and vileplume is a very stally deck.
Hunter Garcia
>posts on /trash/
What threads? It's rare to see an actual girl that goes there. I still have my pokemon and YGO cards from when I was a kid and always wished I could have actually played with someone but didn't get much of a chance to. I know YGO has a good digital version but what about pokemon? I had fun in tabletop sim playing with a friend. DK is fun I play him a lot but prefer bowser
Justin Brown
So when should I be expecting my gf to arrive?
John Gonzalez
The last deck I played a bunch of was the greninja turbo list. Although my favorite deck ever was a deck centered around crobat prime from a while back.
And how about YGO? What deck do you play there? Are you a metafag, or do you just play jank.
Ayden Brown
Only if she is good. Can't date any fucking casuals
Benjamin Ross
this frog has no ass
Kayden Cox
why would i commit suicide? if you cheated on me you never loved me hence i just lost time not someone i actually cared about. id just move on.
good point about you being to busy to cheat though i guess.
if youll make me food every night and learn my favorite recipies youve got a deal
you also have to be okay with me filling the house with guns
Tyler Price
>YGO
Only pre pendulum or whenever the meta became a fucking joke
Eli Parker
i'll be honest, you'll probably date someone who is considered pretty low grade if you're like this and don't put work into yourself, if all you're gonna do is sit around the house all day and play videogames and shitpost on Jow Forums, then what do you bring to the table? do you do all the chores or do you expect them to do all of that as well?
i know for sure that i wouldn't date a girl like this, personally, because it shows no ambition or drive and I feel as if only men who want to be traditional providers and maybe have all the control/most of the control in a relationship would be into someone like this.
Luis Martinez
It would be things like /dft/, /erp/, /fsg/ and /psg/. DK meant Diddy Kong, whoops.
3-4 business days
Only the spiciest of decks (Malefic and Marincess paleofrogs but also gustos)
Skill takes time and dedication to require. As a neet they would have only time on their side.
Bless ribbit
Shut up, boomer. Links fixed the game!
Josiah Richardson
Oh ok those are better threads than I was afraid of. Still I couldn't ERP to save my life and desu you sound like too much fun to be stuck with someone like me. I wish you the best fembot
Gavin Cooper
>Skill takes time and dedication to require. As a neet they would have only time on their side.
Well, if you're a neet, you better be good god damnit. I wanna come home and actually be challenged and have fun. Who do you main?
>Links fixed the game!
Oh sweetie, you couldn't be more wrong.
Adrian Baker
Malefics are alright but tbf they're B.E.S. tier of band-aided.
Rest of those decks are legit though.
Also links cannot be forgiven for slaughtering my d/d/d deck I have.
Even if Krawlers do kinda make up for it.
Connor Lewis
I get where you are coming from but the reality of it all is just wishful thinking. I'm only getting older with every passing day and eventually I'll reach that age where I have to become self dependent. I just feel too dumb to get these things done in my current life. I'm a goofball who sticks around playing video games all day and gets food stuck in my braces. I'm often bullied for my goofy laugh caused by.my braces which is unfortunate. I just don't enjoy being around people. I would say I provide a source of entertainment and that's about it. It brought you to repmy afterall so as long as you're having fun I am happy.
Learning to cook food takes effort, it would be counterproductive due to neetness. Would lack the drive. Guns are too spooky unless theyre all old cowboy revolvers with 20 knotches
Oliver Lee
That depends, give me your social media and we'll talk if we're gonna be serious or fuck aggressively.
I'm fine with either, just be real. Give me a nice photo of yourself so I know what I'm getting into.
Colton Collins
Never thought I would reply on these kinds of threads, but are you me? I play smash bros and YGO constantly, and I have zero work ethic whatsoever. We should duel or smash sometime.
I ain t no orbiter but my discord is Mu#2811
Adam Jackson
>wont clean the house
>wont cook basic foods and learn to arrange the ingredients in nice ways that i like
>cant appreciate glorious rhodesian FN FAL's the right arm of the free world
pic related
Ian Wood
>playing video games all day and gets food stuck in my braces
Ummm...how old are you again femanon...?
Easton Cox
The d/d/d link fixed d/d/ds and gave em a ton of cool stuff to do. You should try it out sometime! Made a lot of dumb stuff viable with the deck.
Diddy Kong and I have years of Peach mechanics embdedded in my fingers. I could 0 to death you off a turnip if you cant DI proper. Links are overall an amazing addition to the game and if you played with em more you'd understand they helped the game evolve greatly and gave us a lot of cool memes.
I can tell by the way you post, you are not very trustworthy....
I'd love to play vidya sometime.
Dab
I am 23.Thank you! Best of luck on your journeys. The only reason I got into it is nostalgia. I remember rping on forums and myspace as a kid now I do it on trash.
Have you tried the new Malefic support? Makes them legit a beefy OTK deck. They have a card thst literally searches any 2 malefics for free so you can just run danger with em and flex or some other engine. Very fun deck. Their new cont spell removes the attack limitation and allows several malefics to be on the field.
Elijah Ortiz
yikes pathetic losers she wont have sex with you and she definitely wont add you lmao god you zoomers are fucking pathetic.
based
Michael Foster
Define trustworthy.
Kevin Murphy
Literally seething but originally
Jonathan Cook
lmao she add you yet? you had sex yet?
Ian Richardson
Oh I saw the new link, but now I gotta memorize the billion combos again.
And I saw the new malefic support, the continuous spell just feels lazy.
ALSO, Since there are a lot of card game players in this thread, add me please!
My discord is Having friends who I can talk about smash or Card games would be great.
They're my only hobbies anyway!!
Henry Flores
Yeah lmao she unironically said she's lesbot in other threads so they're wasting their time imagine trying this hard for a female to add you on discord lmfaooo
Alexander Flores
Cope
originarolle
Ian Reed
>add me please!!!!!!
my discord is #####!!!!
holy fuckign shit dude
Jonathan Collins
ACTUAL BASED POST
Have sex
I havent posted on r9k in 2 years. I was simply told to make a post out of the blue by a friend I met here a while back. I called him a dummy and now he went to bed so I am just mingling around. This place has too many trap and gay threads for comfort.
Trustworthy as in; I couldn't trust you to keep a secret or even with minial personal things. You'd spread emWhy are you bullying everyone in the thread? It won't increase post quality
Xavier Hughes
I wasn't telling the femanon here to, I already did that.
I'm just asking other anons.
I want friends dude.
Tyler Cooper
>Friend
>"Called him a dummy"
>He went to bed
Yeah Chad ofc it's gotta be Chad did he ride you well you fucking whore?
Chase Parker
Post contact information is against the rules, user. I was told to add you but I'm not doing it because I was told to and I'm too lazy.
Colton Hill
id play squad strike with you all day as long as you let me lie on your lap
Blake Bennett
lmao get rekt you orbiting loser hahahahaha
Ayden Rivera
I recognize your name! Post yourself crossdressing
Brody Gonzalez
Go back to discord you fucking whore you're not welcomed here
Hahahahhaha let's laugh at this loser AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
hey you sound cute! Discord? Kik? Skype?email? :)
Camden Martin
I don't care enough to spread secrets like a gossiper.
You can trust me to be your vault.
Parker Ortiz
I am not a very energetic person as my post may deceive you. I am typing this all off mobile and it would be a lot of work to get this all arranged though now I am interested in seeing him crossdress as the other user seems to have hinted at.
I call everyone a dummy, dummy. I will call you a goofball or a dork or even a nerd if I feel like it. I've been a gamer long enough that I can say Nigger
Justin Brown
h-here is my discord mlady! patheticorbiter#4363632
Ayden Wright
I wish we could play squad strike online... I'd really like to do that right now! You can see my skills at all those dorky characters.
Doofus
You give off the vibe, I don't trust it.
Jordan Richardson
Does me replying to any anons mean I wanna have sex with them?
Matthew Carter
fuck off roast stay off r9k for another 2 years ty
Austin Jones
According to the user samefag bullying people, yes.
Nice try, fag. I got trash to fall back on so I'm fine being banned here
Angel Phillips
Trust me, I would never give off personal shit, especially on discord and such. I can assure you that you and I would be secret holders.
You and I will be fine. I just hope you understand that.
Evan Wilson
who are you top 3 fren for me its lucina, young like and ganon
also what card games you play fren
Wyatt Nguyen
Stop stalking me
REEEEEEEEE
Noah Brooks
Wow guys take turns when she has sex with you all! Not all at once!
Connor Walker
Based s4s poster. My top 3 are ez
Diddy kong, Inkling and Peach. *tilts you*
See; this is how deceit starts. You let one truth go by then a dozen lies and you end up being tricked and falling into a million lies given by some user i've seen this game before. Its not fun
Daniel Kelly
to this whole thread: how are you?
Joshua Cooper
Froppy best girl
would OP date a lesbian girl?
Isaac Brooks
I'm good user, how are you tonight.
Isaiah Nelson
Except I don't lie.
What proof do you wish for so I can confirm I won't lie?
Carson Mitchell
>Diddy kong, Inkling and Peach.
absolute based mains would love to 1v1 you
Dominic Nelson
POST IT NOW GOD DAMMIT.
I GOTTA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Based
Doing fantastic. Thanks for asking. How are you feeling this beautiful evening?
Lincoln Perry
>posting myself in the thread
No thanks.
John Lewis
Depends on how big her tits are and if she is a nympho.
Jaxson Evans
Nah, lesbians are a bunch of weirdos. Same for traps in all honesty, they hold varying degrees of mental illnesses and I just hate women in general. I am a gamer after all so it is only natural that I hate women and minorities. I am strictly straight. Though I'm sure there would be a ton of other happy suitors.
I can give you a sphinx riddle.
Do you got Discord?
Don't make me beat you with a meme deck
Whats a nympho?
Dylan Brown
>diddy kong and inkling
No one but beta orbiters want 2 play with u for a reason
Nolan Brown
Ok, what kind of sphinx riddle?
Tbh however, I'm getting sleepy, but I wish you would trust me in the morning.
We probably live in different timezones, so let me know what yours is while I say mine is in the Pacific.
Mason Jackson
sorry, that was a discord add exclusive.
And it's too late now.
Christopher Hughes
Nympho means having a really high sex drive. Do you have that? And what about the tits?
Thomas Young
i do fren but may i ask what region you live in since the online is already bad it wont be good playing if we dont live near
Noah Young
Come join us OP the mentally ill and useless ones.
Headpats, hot bfs and life of doing nothing await.