Be female

>be a man
>gf wants me to go down on her
>roast beef yeast mess down there and more unhygienic than my uncircumcised dick

Let me guess: an "uncle"/mom's boyfriend did that to you when you were but a wee lass, and now you're revolted by the thought of reliving the experience.

It's not so bad. Takes bit practice.

Bjs are gross and I don't think I could date a woman who did them. Anal and oral are two things I'm strongly against.
I don't care if people think it's restrictive or some shit, because frankly if a woman like what I want doesn't exist then I don't want anything else.

Interestingly enough, both of them are considered 'sodomy'.

>mfw when I push my tongue into her twat and a drop of piss oozes out onto my tongue

Can confirm cunnilingus isn't any better.

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Is oral really sodomy? Interesting. I'm against all forms of sodomy anyways, so that helps to know.

i just want to worship a fembot

sodomy is anything sexual that does not result in procreation.

I'd rather skip that part and go straight for the main course, deek in vaggo

But are you willing to do it anyways just to make him happy?

I'd be happy with just PIV sex, tbph.

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So does any P in V that doesn't result in kids mean sodomy, or is it anything that isn't vanilla sex? I've heard that there just has to be a chance for conception to occur, and that preventative measures are mostly frowned upon.
I've heard of one user whose gf made him wear tight underwear that held his balls against his body and warmed them so the sperm in that load was impotent, is that sodomy?

>cuz it's a social norm
it's not though, only with sex obsessed degenerates

what if i pat your head and tell you, you are a good girl afterward ?

it's most womens' fault desu

they suck dicks to steal the bf of other women

>Be male
>Have to put a woman's stinky piece of meat in your mouth and taste her nasty fluids cuz it's a social norm

why are women so fucking sick and perverted?

Yo, if I'm eating pussy and enjoying it, then I expect a woman who's on my level. Fuck out of here with your boring frigid cock aversion. You should suck my dick and enjoy the chance to make me appreciate you.

>145 cm
>roughly 40 kg
Imagine manhandling Chiyo's tiny body.

Gay dude here

Stop being a whiny bitch. If your man has good hygiene it shouldn't stink or taste like anything. Just stop sucking before he cums and finish with your hands or spit.

Yeah bitch gag on my stinky meat

Good post user, it had to be said.

More dick for me, dyke. Go on home and let boys be boys ;)

based and stinkpilled
facefuck all roasties

It's because we live in a shitty degenerate society, all people who participate in premarital sex should be burned alive.

This this and this.
1. You don't have to, but if you don't do it, you cannot expect oral back
2. Why dont you enjoy giving and receiving pleasure?
3. Not liking dick is kinda gay

get a gf then, man are bastards

Sugoi in an original manner

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get a sub bf who's into chastity and orgasm denial and give him handjobs that end in ruined orgasms. win win.

I'm actually not really into oral sex.

It's better when they dont want it

If you eat pussy first I will assume you're submissive desu.

>be male
>be expected to lick a weird bacteria-infested, slimy hole that looks like an open wound, that blood and other discharge regularly comes from, and has a urethra tucked away in the flaps

That assumption will lead to a stand off as neither party wants to appear submissive and then no oral sex will happen

What the fuck are you talking about? Refusing to give oral whether you're a man or a woman is seen as selfish. Also girls who give head and don"t enjoy it give shit blowjobs.

I'm extremelly turned on by women's perversion and pleasure, so I want you to enjoy it if you give me head because you're gonna go to town on my dick and me knowing that you fucking love it is gonna make it explode. I don't give a fuck about being perverted. Bite me, scratch me, take control, moan as I flip you around on your knees and give you doggy. Show me that you fucking love it and I promise you I'm gonna go ultra saiyan on your ass.

>That assumption will lead to a stand off as neither party wants to appear submissive
Doms shouldn't date each other, anyway.

just sit on my face and give me a handjob

What's even the point of dating if each person isnt the other's equal?

this is good stuff and you guys are wasting it, the absolute shit taste in this thread