I fucked up bros I just pushed my dad down a flight of stairs in my house ive never seen someone in so much pain...

I fucked up bros I just pushed my dad down a flight of stairs in my house ive never seen someone in so much pain, it made a gnarly sound and i think heard two bones break. I ran to my room while my mom cried, she definitely just called the cops, I've moved a dresser infront of my bedroom door but the only weapons I have are a golf club and 9mm p p-10 luger. How long could I hold out againest a swat team?

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its going to be painful

Blow your brains out whilst you still have the chance. You're going to jail otherwise.

Prove it you nigger faggot

Go out and finish off your dad with the golf club, then make a run for it. Get car from someone with the luger and bail. If you live somewhere rural, try to go there. If in city go in as deep as you can and to the worst parts of the city. And never stop moving

Did OP get busted?

OP her not busted yet but I live in west virgina so look on the news to see how it went


My final message is FUCK JANNIES

Kill some normies first before you an hero is the general rule

How old are you? Sounds like something a kid would do

holy shit this is my chance
hi wv news fuck niggers

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Proof of OP is utter tool and a deep water homo

Can someone explain deep water homo?

You're either psychotic or just fuckin stupid

Also a dresser won't do shit

>they're gonna send a swat team to get rid of an angry neat with a 9mm who's hiding in his room after a scuffle with his dad
Lmao at most they'll chuck some tear gas at you and you wont be able to do anything about it.

>DOORS BLOCKED, I CANT GET THROUGH
>pack it up boys, we'll have to try again tomorrow.

Based
Fake and gay

Assuming this is real, why did you make your papa tumble down the stairway?

for awoo
irugin

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Is OP kill? Why tf did you push your dad down the stairs in the first place?

>west virginia
This is not surprising at all.

>honk honk
>gonna push dad off the stairs
>wtf mom its just a joke bro
Such is the world

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Post news story/timestamp or fake, gay AND your mother will die in her sleep.

also your dad will fall down the stairs for real this time