Who /morningcoffee/ here? Nothing better to start the day, lads

Who /morningcoffee/ here? Nothing better to start the day, lads.

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>wake up
>go downstairs
>coffee machine is in cleansing mode
No morning coffee for me :^( but it should be done by now so thanks for reminding me OP

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I like getting head but coffee is ok

Nothing like a good cup of black coffee.

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I never drink it in the morning, but i do like drinking coffee

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>i make the coffee before bed
>it's waiting there for me on my computer desk
feels good

>morning coffee
>not morning tea
fucking degenerate normalfags

>not morning tea and adderall
PLEBS, time to swerve

Cold, stale coffee? I unironically drink more of the stuff that hot, but that's because I forget. Drinking it willingly is psychotic though

I just want to be like my dad :^(

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it's because when I'm tired I'm too lazy to make it. It's kind of necessary.
But I prefer it when it's either hot or cold, not warm, for sure lol

No thanks I don't like diarrhea. Why do women like literal poop juice so much? Sick fucks

For me, I only had the shits for the first month (or so) of regularly drinking coffee, but not anymore.

>He doesn't drink his tea at noon
What a faggot

Call me a normie if you want, but I definitely need my kyoot kup of [ k o f f e e ] in the morning, so I can function through the day~! ^_^' Not on holidays or weekends when I don't have to work, tho~! :3

More like /morningweed/
Nothing like a good smoke to get you through the day
I've been doing this for a long time and somehow my taxes say I make six figures? cool

>six figues
I have no clue what that means. Is this americanspeak?

I forgot to say I need my coffee because I'm strongly an evening person, NOT a morning one~! (>^_^)>cU

I'm not American either, but I believe it's an (annual) amount of money ranging from $100,000 to $999,999 - and that $ denotes US dollars! UwU

Yes I like coffee, I've had 4 cups today with milk

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Every day, babe. Black is my preferred way to take it, so long as it's good.
Oh no, people like something harmless you don't! Better show 'em how #woke you are, faggot.

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I have actually had 4 cups today.. I was initially going to bait with the pic but decided not to

>he doesn't enjoy a nice cup of hot tea to wind down after smoking a bowl
faggot

Well, my bad for jumping to conclusions. Carry on.

>Hot beverages
Barf
>Coffee
Harm yourself fatally

I wish I could use coffee to wake up. No matter how much I drink or how many caffeine pills I take with it, I don't feel anything. I need my /morningbenzedrex/. Before bed I cut up the cotton rod in a glass, pour some mountain dew or orange soda in the glass, stir it all up, beat the cottons a bit, and leave it overnight. When I wake up, I drink water, wring out the cottons into the drink, discard, and drink. Two hours later I can't pee and I'm zooming.

>drinking it willingly is psychotic
There is always madness, user. Its really not that bad though
>with milk
Why would you ruin a good cup of coffee?

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Yeah I like to add a splash of coffee to my cup of hot milk and sugar.

This nigga drinking BEANS!
Boof

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