Imagine having one of these things and STILL ending up on r9k. hahaha femanons are total fucking failures

you have been watching too much porn, stop it

Well at least you didn't have a bit part in OITNB.

Height, weight? How are your tits?

imagne the smell

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T. Seething tranny lmao!

I don't need surgery to get just a pathetic imitation of a vagina
Stay mad hon!!

bushes are freaking disgusting. Been there and bare pussy is superior

they are both good my man.

why do virgins always assume pussy smells bad

Because it does quite often, wash urselves ffs RoaSTiEs

i've sucked dick and eaten pussy and dicks always smell monumentally worse

What reason have we to assume that any persons genitals smell at all pleasant?

if they post pics of themselves in the shower it is safe to assume they smell and taste good imo.

I would never know. I do not know anybody that closely.

That was a good conversation. I'm glad you all reasoned things out.

Thank you, sir. I am glad that it was pleasant

just another day on a laotian basket weaving forum

>i've sucked dick and eaten pussy

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>the other day
>and we've now hooked up quite a few times

Chad piece of shit

See, this tread confirms that there are NO fembots.

Imagine living on easy mode and still failing just lol at "fembots"

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I don't know what's clicked in my brain over the last couple of years but I am really turned on by body hair.

Well, it was a month and a half ago to be exact. We've been banging once or twice a week since.

youre probably sick of porn looking pussy

Bushes look disgusting and they can make a nice pussy look like a crusty granny pussy

If the pussy is hairy it means that piss will get caught in the hair and smell like shit

>piss will get caught in the hair
this is the most middle school shit ive ever read

i may be a virgin but at least im not this level of virgin

Explain how piss doesn't get caught in her pubes if they're super thick? It's just how shit can get caught in your hair between your cheeks sometimes user
Does the piss just magically fade away user?

>I may be a 30 year old virgin, but at least Im not an incel

It's true though, when I was a really lazy NEET I let my pussy hair grow for like 4 years and didn't shave at all. I would always smell of urine even after I wiped really good. Period blood and discharge stuff gets stuck in the hair and dries too. Now I shave my pussy and I don't have to worry about smelling of piss. It's much easier to clean a bald head than a thick head of hair. Same with vaginas.

>Does the piss just magically fade away user
jesus christ dont you have some math homework to do

Do you think pubes are immune to piss, sweat and period blood user?

but thats what makes an unkempt bush so hot

It's called taking a shower you disgusting faggot. Not everyone simmers in their own dick sweat for weeks without bathing.

>all these waxfags ITT
I knew this board was infested with pedos but jeeze

is this pedophilic to you?

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What do you suggest I do instead? Tell me.

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Where is her clitoris?

Leave the room, then she won't be so scared

When she saw how autistic you are her clitoris retracted inside her body.

You must go near some low quality girls then. Stop fucking homeless women
This looks just like my exes vag and the tits are the exact same too! She always waxed and hated hair though so not her. Any sauce though?

>It's called taking a shower you disgusting faggot.
Do you shower between every piss you take and every time you sweat user?

Yes, real women have hair because they went through puberty like a normal person.

Real women have leg and armpit hair too then chief

indeed, and it's beautiful