Remember to close your fucking mouth when you breathe

Remember to close your fucking mouth when you breathe

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>femmbots don't exi-

imagine fucking her mouth

>-st

You should really finish your sentences, bro

I was born with a deformed nose and couldnt breathe through it until i finally got surgery for it at 22. I ended up with a jaw like that.

she cant give blowjobs, just deepthroats

Unironically you should get surgery for your jaw.

I'm poor as fuck. it took me years to save up for my nose surgery. Jaws like mine and the one in the OP are beyond repair anyway. You would need to double its size to make it look normal.

3d print a new jaw and be like raiden in metal gear rising.

ah, nice to be reminded of my deformity early in the morning.
i'm not sure why it had to turn out this way, but it did. surely it cannot keep me from living a meaningful life. just because it is unsettling and ruins first impressions, especially with girls, doesn't mean i can't be happy via other ways.

Mewing is psuedoscience. Breathing through your nose will not change your face.

It won't help once your jaw is fucked but mouth breathing causes op pic

and yes mewing is scam

>read about all the wrong tongue postures and how they affect your jaw
>can't figure out if my tongue posture is right or not so I'm paranoid im fucking up my jaw as im writing this

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desu I don't think it's a scam as long as you understand what to expect. Pic related, I have like some fat or muscle or a gullet or something on the bottom of my jaw, but when I actually put my tounge in the right place it mostly goes away and I look a lot better.
I doubt it actually fixes your jaw much though.

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I have that same thing under my chin. Where do you place your tongue?

Not a scam. Dr.Mew makes no money from it

Orthotropics is a pseduoscience invented and marketed by John and Mike Mew (they're a father & son team). They have been expelled from the British Orthodontic Society, which is the official medical association for orthodontists in England.

They've been peddling this bullshit for years. Here's a letter/comment from an actual orthodontist in the British Dental Journal:

"During my 25-year career as an orthodontist I have lost count of the number of times Dr Mew has had his controversial views published in the BDJ. Now he has self-published a 354 page book which costs $180, and is of 'limited relevance to the general practitioner or dental student, but specialists will be able to reach their own conclusions..."

"Since most orthodontists use functionals, and tongue exercises are likely to have no effect then one can only assume that he is doing the same as everyone else. The problem is that Mr Mew has a theory but nothing else to back it up. Therefore can I please ask of Mr Mew three things: 1) stop proclaiming how right you are, we get the message but I'm afraid it will be ignored until you, 2) publish the details of your orthotropic treatment so we can actually find out what it is, a suitable title would be Orthotropics a step-by-step guide (please don't suggest that I could join the London School of Orthotropics to find out) and last but by no means least, 3) publish some evidence that it works, a double blind clinical trail would be nice but even an audit of 50 sequential cases would do as a start. You may be able to convince a few non-sceptical individuals that you are right but most of us are not prepared to ask our patients to do tongue exercises when they are likely to have no effect and neither should you."

It's complete bs. They took some data and mish-mashed it into their pseudoscience. There is no field called "orthotropics"; they think they're being clever by trying to make it sound like orthodontics, which is an actual medical specialty.

I used to have it kinda level with my bottom teeth, but now I have it up behind that ridge at the top of your mouth. It's kinda a tongue shaped indent in the roof of your mouth, should be easy to find.

>but mouth breathing causes op pic
Bullshit.
I've always breathed with my mouth and I actually have a bit of a underbite.

It's just shit genetics, anything else is just a cope.

maybe it's a scam, I'm not convinced you can fix your jaw with tongue exercises. But mouth breathing during infancy really does fuck up your jaw.

>but when I actually put my tounge in the right place it mostly goes away

So you move your muscles and they strangely change position. Who would have guessed.

But well, at least you seem to understand that it's just your mouth/tongue muscles and not some magical mewing that's changing your jaw.

LMAO just grow a fucking beard already

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Yeah I wasn't trying to say it'll make your jaw grow or anything. I'm just saying it's like standing up straighter, you won't literally be taller but you're still sort of taller.

I usually keep a light beard, but I think it's kinda soi to grow a beard to cover for a weak jawline.

post pic user im curious

But it is possible and the girl in OP pic did get it fixed. If you fake having sleep apnea you might be able to get insurance to cover the surgery.

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Yeah and it's dumb to put your tongue where it doesn't belong just to cover your insecurities. Beards are a form of expression. You sluggish amateur.

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>put your tongue where it doesn't belong
That is where it belongs. I had bad posture before and I fixed it, that's all.

>the reason people have weak jaws is because they choose to breathe through their mouth

holy fuck can people be any less scientific? you probably dont believe in global warming.

she has an actual medical birth defect, which was corrected with orthognathic surgery.
it's amazing what they can do.
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Remember I have a deviated septum and can't breathe very well through my nose.

Too bad plastic surgery cannot be inherited

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Wait is that the same girl in all the pics? Or two different? If it's the same girl then I'm happy on her behalf honestly. She has a better chin now than I do lmao

looks like a /d/orse