Satan the highest political authority on earth?

Does Satan exist?

Is Satan the highest political authority on earth?

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>God creates sin
>God creates Satan to punish sinners
>God is a sinner
>Satan takes all the blame for sins
>Satan is literally wtf I only exist to punish sinners
>all good things attributed to the origin of sin
>all bad things attributed to the ordained punishment
>longest running bait and switch in existence

There's only one God...

Satan is the evil that men do, an expression of God that's not exactly pleasant. Humans are the best representation of God, being the most intelligent beings we currently have contact with, but are imperfect. That imperfection is what you could call Satan.

But belief in Satan as a separate being breaks monotheism. Again, there's only one God.

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>i exist to punish sinners
>he thinks satan rules in hell
that's not how it works dude
satan tempts you to do evil, God punish you

>“Let no man say when he is tempted, “I am tempted by God,” for God cannot be tempted with evil; neither does He tempt anyone. But each man is tempted when he is drawn away by his own lust and enticed. Then, when lust has conceived, it brings forth sin; and when sin is finished, it brings forth death.”
James 1:13-15

>thinking satan is even a god
The Blessed Almighty doesn’t even deal with satan, but sends an angel to bind him, there is one God and He is mighty above all
>“And I saw an angel coming down out of heaven, having the key to the bottomless pit and a great chain in his hand. He seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the Devil and Satan, and bound him for a thousand years. He cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal on him, that he should deceive the nations no more, until the thousand years were ended. After that he must be set free for a little while.”
Revelation 20:1-3

Well it has been swell

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>“Therefore submit yourselves to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.”
James 4:7

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I remember some bible verses refering to satan as the ruler of this world.

Btw guys satan is not a God he is a fallen archangel , do you guys even bible ?

I read several bibles, the Islamic, The Old Testament, The New Testament, The Qu'ran, The Writings of Confucius, The Satanic Bible, The Tao and Plato.

"fallen angel"

Obviously you don't read any bible.

Why would a fallen angel be advising God on what to do with Job to test him?

Start making sense.

I really want that telephone

God is literally just a metaphor for the good in man. The devil is a metaphor for the evil and free will of men die to experience in the material world. Silly goyim

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Satan (sah-tån) is just Hebrew for opposer. Satan isn’t a singular person.

The only thing that would be worse than Satan existing is him not existing.

Jow Forums, freedom of speech?

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE

FUCK THIS PLACE

>Does Satan exist?
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