/r9gay/ - #752

do you mean a real bf or an ebf

because the only non-normies here who claim to have a bf only have ebfs

i dont have a crush and even if i did i would just drive him away

it was straight after me telling him he has to drink outside. He shook the can and opened it right in the lounge. Can you at least give me a real answer instead of sarcasm?

>signed contract with bf forcing me to call his butt big at least once a day

I have no one, never had someone nor will I find or have anyone.

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>tfw no ldr bf
Wish I had more letters to post

based lil bro dabbing on uptight uncle

>have sippy cup with a trick to take lid off
>sit on top bfs lap while he's doing hw
>ask bf to help me open it
>he tries really hard
>hands go white and tense
>put his hand to back of my head and make him caress it
>melt in his arms
>open cup with trick
>tell him i thought he was strong (like im disappointed)
>leave bf back to his assignment feeling embarrassed and hopefully with an identity crisis
user:1 bf:0

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who else would rather be a catboy maid for a hot dom master who wrecks your asshole every night than a human

I would strike him down on the spot, were it my house.

don't think its right to discipline others kids that way without permission. Also you should never hit a child.

how do i lewd the ebf
he's too pure

you break up and find a real one

slowly start instilling him with lewd thoughts and leading him on slowly until he starts wanting it more than you. still don't give it to him though, just watch as he starts to beg you for your cock and then you can do whatever you want

>tfw no bf to mentally torture then dump him the day before he dumps me

how can you tell if you are into guys or are just prison gay?

I broke up with my last bf on his birthday, his stepfather died around these days too

wtf is the matter with you

when you feel like the guy you like would be better if they were a girl

>no one to play tank games with
Why even live

>got caught humping dog when i was 10 (first and only time)
>come out as gay and parents think its part to do with the dog thing
genocide boomers when?

>when you feel like the guy you like would be better if they were a girl
girls are almost always better than guys tho

that just makes you prison gay, congrats

Girls have the attendant bullshit, however.

WHATTHEFUCKANON WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM

This is a tranny post

Tfw no bf to play warthunder with despite hating the game with all my heart

whats the best way to slide into dms for the gays

im not even gay but your picture made my heart melt, user!

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*tickles anons arse*

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both but more so a real one. I guess I can always just dump my discord or something. I'm not sure i want to do that yet, I feel that I'd come across as too desperate

thats not a qt boy butt thats a man ass! Gross! begone

thats too much gay

post what you think a boy butt should look like

can people tell im naked when i message them on discord? i swear i get faster replies...

access to my butt is a privilege not a right!

i came.on my tummy and fell asleep for like 10 minutes and woke up and its all hardened

smells good though i might leave it there

btw does anyone else use their dirty laundry as cum rags? i mean i just throw it in the laundry and it gets clean so not that big a deal

gimme boys' feet

id post mine but thats banned

I'll just use your dirty laundry as cum rags then.

here's some cute ones being tickled by a woman

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i mean cant i just throw them in the wash and theyll be clean?

god i want to be tickled by a cute guy but softly and not harshly

god i want to nuzzle the hell out of those feet

ew women give one being tickled by a cuteboy
TFW
post

This is a little softer at first ;) and the tickler is male

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owo
someone do this to me
please

i literally cant because hiro decided to bar my ip range from uploading pictures sorry user

only if I can tickle yours with my tongue

>666
Damn.
yes please do so, id appreciate it

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff... hmmmm..... smells like prison gay in here...

literally where

origami

Oh....we're here. I didn't see the other thread before making mine.

>bf couldn't tame me
>dumped me for lewding myself over discord
one day there'll be a guy who can handle me, ill be too in love to lewd and we'll be together forever. but till that day... i leave a trail of bodies behind me without a trace

Good sissy slut uwu you show the world how real gays should be uwu

elaborate on what makes it hard to tame you?

He wants sex and lewds all the time and if no one can give him that he will go wild.

what an originally retarded retard

>what an originally retarded retard
Why? Its normal gay behaviour.

no thats slut behaviour

And? It's normal gay behaviour. To take a dick here and there to calm down the animal lust is nothing wrong. You must stop following stupid hetero normative.

whotf gets animal lust here wtf is wrong with furries

just took a huge poopoo

No, it's not a normal gay behaviour. It's just a sex obsessed slut behaviour.

anyone have any good get rich quick schemes

no crypto

Humans are animals you dumdum.
Sex is natural and shouldn't be shunned. People are different you should accept that. You're exactly like a priest who say gay is bad.

you and me baby we aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

i wish i was dead lol but unironically

>he's out being a slut again
oh

How did you know and so what?

can i orbit you please miss

Uhhhhhhhhh
No, i got enough thanks

drunk watching youtube asmr video of cute guy blowing into microphone and close to crying because ill always be alone. ill always be unlovable. ill always be broken.

but at least the receptionist at the pharmacy remembered who i was and said hey it brightened my day a little to be acknowledged

i can contribute five no six times the amount of betabux please miss

my tummy hurts i think those bagel dogs didnt agree with me

how many of those things did you eat user

This is pathetic.
Stop it and get s hobby

I've never felt >tfw no bf. i think i made peace with it at the very start.

Girls you'd go straight for. I'll start:

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three and they were yummy at the time

miss please take off your shoes

>three
sounds like you were a hungry boy
hope your tummy gets to feeling better

thank-you :)

>people are different
>it's a normal gay behaviour
you're contradicting yourself. also sex lust isn't exclusive to gay or straight orientation

What for?
Fucking footfags i swear

Back from shower
>tfw no boyfriend who will admire my body lewdly

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so i can masturbate to them please miss i will pay

If its not smelly whats the point?

wow, how big

The point being you should lick it, apply your scent over my body, make me heat up so I sweat and mix it up with your lustful pheromones.
Geez don't you even know this?