/britfeel/

I left early because I was knackered and the rest of the lads wanked themselves into oblivion

Got the whole of next week off lad

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Barely slept last night. Must have had an hour or so of sleep in all. Made myself a sausage and egg sarnie and cup of coffee now. Watching a film too

>tfw kimsufi KS-1 and KS-2 are nearly always out of stock

what for, did you book it off?
are you gonna do anything, or just NEET it up for 5/9 days?

morning lads, very disappointed in the nightwatch gang

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Its the 75th anniversary of D-Day next week and because my grandad took part in it he's been invited on this remembrance cruise going from Dover to Portsmouth and then to France, I'm going as his carer. 300 veterans on board with 300 carers, hopefully mostly qt granddaughters

lucy liu is peng

Eva always looks so much better without the panda makeup

For being 50 she's absolutely stella.

that sounds fantastic lid, enjoy. will it last the whole week?

Yeah, Sunday to Sunday. Some of it is being broadcast on the beeb, if I see a camera on me I'll mouth "hello britfeel"

Bit annoying that her instagram has her with black hair again but in Elementary S07 she has blonde hair. It's obviously already been filmed and that but why can't they just release it all now hate waiting a week to see lucy liu's peng outfits

I don't like her blonde hair.

I find it really weird that she decided to have a kid by herself

Yeah it's weird why doesn't she just shag sherlock it's clear that he likes her she's his oneitis

HEEEEEEEEELL YEEEEEEAH
not actually a wagie just wanted in on the stone cold et posting

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>go for a walk in new shoes
>immediately feel a blister coming on

uh oh

Morning lads!! We all ready for the final tomorrow then? Who we all supporting?

souf fc for me, anyone who supports norf is a poofter

Tell your gran da thanks from me. Iv always respected the old war boomers. Hope we never have to fight like they did

I hope they make him storm the beach a second time.

Technically the men who fought in world war 2 were from the Greatest generation. Boomers are born after the war generally accepted to be birth years between 1946 and 1964

>In 2004, the British baby boomers held 80% of the UK's wealth and bought 80% of all high-end cars, 80% of cruises
Imagine what that's like now 15 years later

>and blew 80% of the UKs wealth

They are actually recreating the parachute jump on Normandy using some 30 Dakota planes and about 250 jumpers in full uniforms, although I doubt any of them will be vets

Haha nice one mate me too

Doing a watch of an American documentary
youtube.com/watch?v=rGU16w3gGbs

Britain has been drained of it's wealth over the last 80 years or so
It's hard to believe Sterling used to be /the/ global reserve currency until we were bled dry by 'lend lease'. 80 years ago the exchange rate was over 4 dollars per 1 pound sterling, look at the pitiful rates now we don't even get 1.3 dollars for 1 pound sterling now, right now it's 1.26
Don't forget the IMF, they bled us dry too and made mass immigration a condition of receiving funds.

tfw you realise they let britfeel spastics help operate on your gran
Going to be a good day lads

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Hell yeah

>Wakefield cathedral

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>ask bazza on the stall at Wakefield market if they do cheese and onion rolls

>Only sosij rolls here m8

Based, fuck the perfidious albion

What's the operation today, Dr Fren?

thats patient confidentiality fren sorry
It should be fun

The type of operation that you're performing isn't confidential, Dr Fren. Don't need details about the patient

Just made coffee lads. Going to watch Tim now.

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Saying "ingrown toenail removal" isn't violating patient confidentiality without a frame of reference

I know but weaponised autism knows no bounds when it comes to doxxing maybe Im paranoid
Tumour removal

Lee Anthony Hoyland having a street named after him in Wakefield

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Smoke a spliff with Tim and the bears.

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can you remove my gynecomastia lad feeling right self-conscious about it

Hell yeah!

Kill me

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Why yes, I stay at premier inns, how could you tell?

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Solve crosswords

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I'm going home for a few days to visit my mum but I'll only be able to see her for about a day and a half

*headpats and kind words for junior doctor fren*
Don't become consultant cunt in 20 years

The resolution of your photo is too small to make out any identifying details
Seems to be a room name on the wall next to the brown man but I can't make it out

Time to sort out my amazon account and get some shopping done, need a new chair, amongst other things

thank you lots mate I will try

Need some book recommendation. I've got a voucher for 100 quid that I want to use up.

Nice one lad, pay day treats?
>tfw all my wages are going on rent today
Good job I'm paid weekly innit

S'alright lid, /britfeel nhs boys/ stick togevva

here you go lad highly recommended
amazon.co.uk/FEMINISM-EVERYBODY-Passionate-bell-hooks/dp/0745317332

Um cheers lad, but I can't actually read.

>Amazon customer support doesn't help
>email Jeff Bezos for help
>he forwards it to executive customer relations and they help me
Quite chuffed if I'm honest.

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I'M SO TIRED IM GOING TO SLEEEEEEEEEP

Potentially standing from Wakefield to Edinburgh

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someone at work just called me a chicken fucker

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You're a turkey fucker

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maybe you should stop fucking chickens then

doh was meant for

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Shite recommendation, mate
What's with people giving ponce responses to serious questions as if it's funny?

motley crue the dirt

sorry friend, won't do it again
seething cunt

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Fastest ways to tell if someone is a boring sod:

>they browse MoneySavingExpert and try to get good deal on bank accounts or whatever so that they can retire early and die of boredom

>they make their lunches in bulk, usually ham sandwiches or some bland shit, instead of just eating whatever they feel like each day

>they don't drink coffee later into the day "because it keeps me up """all night""" (all night = after 10pm)

>they pick their tomatos/mushrooms/onions out of their food

>tfw no underage gf

so many variations of this were unavailable I'm now on a 256 second cool down

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First 3 all sound like good ideas if youre working towards a better future.
Sounds like you've got a sub 80 iq.

I'm only guilty of one of those, am I still boring?

Nonces out now! Fucking freak.

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Ironically, only people with an IQ below 80 need to make lunch in bulk to build a nice bank account. Anyone who isn't clinically retarded earns enough to make that pointless.

Enjoy your ham sandwiches at the call centre.

Can't tell if it's really humid today or if I'm just super unfit.

Went out for a 5 minute walk to the shops and I'm covered in a thin film of sticky sweat already

Not my fault I like brie and ham sandwiches.

STAY AWAY FRUM ME CHANTELLE YA FOOKIN NONCE

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Which one? I'll allow the coffee one if you're sensitive to caffeine.

>leave old job because they kept paying me late
>new job has also paid me late
I can see why people snap and go mental with a knife haha

amazon.co.uk/Wolf-Wall-Street-Jordan-Belfort/dp/1444778129/
amazon.co.uk/Catch-22-50th-Anniversary-Joseph-Heller/dp/0099529122/
amazon.co.uk/War-Peace-Penguin-Clothbound-Classics/dp/0241265541/
amazon.co.uk/Brothers-Karamazov-Penguin-Classics/dp/0140449248/

But bazza, Chantelle is just irresistible, and she was totally up for it

jobcentre always pay on time

>I browse general offers for good deals

>Make lunch on the day

>Don't drink caffeine past 6 pm

what's wrong with ham sandwiches?

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They are the mark of a working class pleb. The only thing that makes you look worse than a fucking ham sandwich is maybe a crisp sandwich and a pack of haribos.

It is very humid today lad. This morning around 4-7am it was very nice, but it's muggy now.

I know someone who has pot noodle and super noodle sandwiches.

can you buy me a kindle, or just buy me a book?
ive been meaning to get into reading.

I've been overheating in my room all day. This sucks
Thanks for the suggestions. Put them on the idea list

I will never understand how somebody can openly eat a pot noodle and not feel shame.

Or microwave meals. Imagine eating a microwave meal at work.

I've never once eaten a pot noodle and enjoyed it.
I have an aversion towards microwave meals, family never owned a microwave growing up.
I can only imagine someone stinking the workplace out with their nasty processed microwave meal.

Sorry, lad. I can't. The site doesn't sell kindles and it's only valid for one order so I either use the 100 on you or I use it for me.

Seetheanon HATES microwaves

Who is seetheanon? Is he new?

>it's totally fine to waste money on shitty premade lunches because I can afford it

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