Be keanu

I hope.

I hope he at least finds 2D wife.

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I JUST WANT A PERSON TO LOVE
JUST SOMEONE WHO CAN STAND ME
SOMEONE I CAN FEEL SOMETHING FOR

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>dudes that looked like this are girls now

weird feel

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I am a good man like Keanu. And both of us are lonely af. World don't deserve people like us but only shitty assholes

Keanu allegedly dated a tranny, a pretty good looking one though, unlike those AGP freak "sisters".

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*poorly attempt imitations of girls now

The skinny one looks like a real girl to me.

I actually have a webm of Keanu doing something good.

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In an alternate timeline he's a hapa incel

My french teacher in middle school was absolutely in love with this man.

jews got em for getting too close to revealing the truth

I think he might be asexual. Look into his eyes, you can see that something is not right with him.

that's just what hapas look like

Why is he riding the train? He's rich

It's lonely at the top. Anyone know who he has dated in the past?

they're still dudes tbhonk

he would be just another humble timid beta incel if he wasnt a famous actor

Why do people think he is a good guy?
I have no doubt about that he is, just asking...

What's funny is this happened over ten years ago but the hate machine dug it up to attack peoples' minds.

This was a strategic move to avoid sitting next to a stinky pajeet nigger.

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>he would be an incel if he weren't an incel
Hmmmm.

How did that even come up?

I mean, his wife and daughter are dead. It must be hard for him to form a long term commitment after that

hasnt john wick a similar story line?

He's cute. I'd date him for sure.

She was just one of those kinds of teachers who constantly brought up her celebrity crush. If you know what i mean, lul

Yeah except Keanu's wife and child died some 20 years ago, and he (to my knowledge) hasn't gone on a murder spree spanning several continents

john wick is such a fucking CRINGE movie i couldnt stand watching it

How did both his wife and kid die

I call this bullshit. Literally impossible to be that famous and lonely

automobile accident

Wife had stillborn child.
The marriage ended shortly after.
About a year later his exwife got into an accident while on drugs. Dies.
He's mentioned this as a reason he has a hard time with relationships and said he never got over the grief.
He also was rather close with River Phoenix, who died of an overdose too.
His father literally abandoned the family. He grew up with dyslexia, sister had leukemia, etc, etc.

Feels bad man.

I didnt even know thjs.

Maybe he should shower, cut his hair, get help, go to the gym, and be more confident.

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Race-mixing
Not even once damn

So you're saying he's a NICE GUY????

Why would you get up for some fatass

dude just felt guilty for having a seat.

He gave his money from the matrix to the special effects guys because he knew they deserved it, a lady accidentally knocked over his expensive motorbike and he wasn't even mad at her, and generally everyone who works with him has nothing but nice things to say about him.

I agree, she looks like a very aged 40 year old woman.

"oh man he's exactly like me"

He also made room for a fat Indian guy, he's just kind.

>expecting to find someone with all that greasy hair and fedora suit
just get a haircut, a shave, normal clothes and actually try approaching women. Why are incels so pathetic?

he fucked hundreds of women in his life, why should you stick to one when you can get any pussy you want?

Source on that.

Www

>celebrity
>not being promiscuous
come on dude, you can't get away from being anally raped when you're being controller by the jews, they all go through it

He doesn't seem like they type of guy..

Compare him to dicaprio.

>He doesn't seem like they type of guy
emma watson didn't seem like the type of girl but she gagged on weinstein's cock on a daily basis

looks don't mean shit, you have to go through a lot of nasty things to become famous

>tomboi
>groomed by Harvey

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>looks don't mean shit, you have to go through a lot of nasty things to become famous
Unless you work in the biz how would you actually know?

plenty of evidence in the interviews of dead stars, they spill the beans cuz they are not part of it anymore and can't get thrown out

celebrities have their own private parties and you can only imagine what happens there

my 28 year old hotass literaure teacher also had the hots for keanu

How is that a surprise? The one on the left looks like a straight up fag and the one on the right looks like a Rob Halford kind of fag.

So his ex-wife died and he never even actually had a child in the first place? Hardly sounds bad at all. Saying his wife and child died makes it sound like they were actually a family and they were taken from him.

I don't know their story but losing your kid even if they didn't get to grow up at all is still devastating. They could have still been on good terms/cared and loved about each other but what happened made them want to go separate ways

Put yourself in your shoes.

You're gonna be a father.
Happy days.
Then suddenly Everyone around you dies.
Im surprised he's still alive.

Shit man. Why didn't he go on a John Wick rampage?

nice guys finish last. that is why he has no gf. women are dating the biggest assholes they can find.

that's not even him, you dipshits

>that spread to assert his dominance over those sitting.

Don't forget that his biggest dream was to be a hockey player but he injured his knee

Looks like him.
Must be him.

Its him. Looks exactly the same and hes been known to do humble normal people shit. Plus thats his signature dopey "normal" outfit

They are considering a new Bill and Ted sequel. So he has that going for him.

Robots, try and be a little more confident and go-getting. Firm handshakes.

Damn, I wanna go shooting with this guy and just have a good time with him. He is just a cool guy. I hope he finds someone who makes him happy.

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>shit, how old is he now?
>54
How to not age pls?

Have white genes. White males age perfectly.

He's a hapa and a Virgo.

His dad is Hawaiian and Chinese lol

That's a pretty based mix

>White males age perfectly.
Umm.... white people age like shit. Keanu has a lot of mixed ancestry.

If Keanu can't get a gf then what fucking chance do I have