Malebot / Fembot thread: Jow Forums experiences

Male, 27
Around 14 years?
I don't use the site so much any more, just a few days a year. But I come back for anonymous sex chat.
I hooked up with a guy on /d/ once, and found out that somebody in my small town was a pedophile from an Jow Forums thread they made. Also I did the scientology protests, of course. That was a fun time.

girl (female)
27
2005
desu its gotten boring since the 2016 election since it's retard kiddies posting the same shit over and over again but I still come out of habit when bored at work
fuck no

m
23
9

Be my Boomer GF plz

Srsly tho it's plummeted since the election even if it was shit b4 then too

>Sex:
female
>Age:
27
>How long you've been on Jow Forums
I would guess since around 08:
>Why you keep coming back here:
Its almost comforting. Most people spend excessive time online on social media anyway. This has nearly always been mine, a replacement for social interaction through the long hours.
>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums:
sort of. I was talking to someone in a specific interest thread and it turned out he was going to a meet up for this interest that I was planning to go to. I spent about 20 minutes wondering who of the group he could be then he just casually said it was me you were talking to by the way.

>>I've tried crystal cafe and lolcow but they suck ass/so slow/everyone there is catty

Why are lolcow girls such cunts? Honest question. They seem to be just as bad as those weebs from PULL.

>m
>29
>11 years
>only place online worth a shit, despite as bad as it is
>no

>Yeah I met my bf on soc in 2015 before I got a better taste of this place and realized I fucking hate that board and the people who use it.

If you hate the board, why are you still with him?

And what sort of guy is he?

/soc/ seems to be more the dude weed lmao crew.

>I would guess since around 08:

So you came around when Jow Forums first started out as a board?

>being here since you were 13
jfc

>male
>24
>10 years
>grew up here. Felt like I belonged on Jow Forums. Very glad to know this place
>i wish i would, I just want to fill some girls heart with love but I alas

What interest group was it? How do I find a femnon gf, tired of failed Stacie's from uni

ageplay/abdl. sorry i am actually a mentally ill degenerate even if not a failed stacey.
I dont recall this board too much back then. I started out on /b/ then moved over at some point. I know I was on here by 2010 at the latest. And I swear it was just a more sensible structured /b/ rather than endless roastie and chad talk. I could be wrong though. I dont remember much these days

>sorry i am actually a mentally ill degenerate even if not a failed stacey.
NTA but you're a fembot, it's to be expected.

Hello Scotty still being an ugly attention whore?

>yes
>24
>since 2011
>I don't have friends anymore nor any relantionships
>Hell no

post a picture of your real face
i bet you are really ugly and look nothing like your avatar

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call me ugly all you will. I've always been aware of it and I don't really care desu.

Wait you're into diapers? Lmao how did that happen? At least it isn't scat

I do actually have a medical need due to nerve damage tho. and yes it isnt scat. and it isnt being a furry at least. And its more a comfort thing than anything. Its a common way to cope with a fucked up childhood, Im not really ashamed.

>female
>24
>since summer 2009
>I havnt had a reason to stop coming here yet
>yes and they were all extremely autistic

>m24
>since 2010 was here earlier thought it was cancerous and left
>anyone who says they were lurking since 13 is also cancerous
>you were cancer then and still cancer
>idk boredem
>no meet ups but have met people irl who use Jow Forums meemz and they 3 are cancerous

Male
28 KHV
Since 2008. Found out about Jow Forums in my first year of college
It's fun, it's my only social media, the porn, and it's anonymous
I never met anyone from here but sometimes I feel like I should try and meet people from here, especially women and try to find a wife from here. Reading stories of people who met from here makes me think it could happen.

She's a known camwhore on here and Reddit too, look up for Scotty Jow Forums on Google or on the archives

>>yes and they were all extremely autistic
and I'll bet my bottom dollar you fucked at least a few of them.

Wait Scottish Scotty? Shit I didn't know about the diapers. I was about to drop 3 grand visiting Europe for a week and was going to ask her out. Oh well bros..

I dont do that shit anymore anyway. there is no point to it. it never improved my life or made me happy.

Irl? Where'd you guys meet

Oggni

not being funny but you wouldnt have any chance anyway. dont be silly

Oh plz Scotty don't be so full of yourself. You and ur diapers would be lucky to have me. I'd even help you fix ur car

im not full of myself. I just dont meet random strangers off the internet. And I have a new car

>sex
Male
>Age
23
>How long have you been on Jow Forums
6 years I think
>Why you keep coming back here
The feels but I'm slowly realising this board has turned into shit
>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums

Yeah, fembots I've dated

Cool, what kind? We're not strangers, you're talking to me right now

>Sex:
Male
>Age:
26
>How long you've been on Jow Forums:
Since 2007
>Why you keep coming back here:
Honestly believe this website is better than anything else similar to it
>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums:
The only reason why I know about Jow Forums is through other people. Years after I was introduced to the site I have run into a person who uses it out in the real world and I still talk to him.

Hes genuine and treats me well. We bond because theres a sense of familiarity.
Being a boomer he does play into a lot of the cringey reddit tropes like being a fanboy but its not that bad.
>whats he like
Hes really caring and people would consider him a dudebro
>dude weed crew
Yeah exactly I just dont like the general tone of most people there. Its so pretentious.
Everyone is "not like the other girls/guys" type.

People ive talked to on here are degenerate but to a lesser degree. But when it comes to whats posted on the boards, theres a difference when you see people discussing things. I like the bluntness here.
Jow Forums wasnt meant to have a community of people attention whoring outside of the occasional b whore. That defeats the purpose of what the site was built on.

>Yeah exactly I just dont like the general tone of most people there. Its so pretentious.
It seems like any community that attracts a lot of drug using girls just corrodes to shit. There's no demographic trashier or more promiscuous than girls who are into "drug culture".

>Sex:
Male
>Age:
23
>How long you've been on Jow Forums:
I casually checked the place on 05-06 from time to time but i think i became a regular and poster in 2008.
>Why you keep coming back here:
Only real social media i use. I used to be a /v/ fag but now vidya isn't that interesting.
>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums: Not irl. I met alot of people that were clearly from Jow Forums however.
If anything i introduced most of my friends to 4chin so sorry for bringing so much newfags.

>Male
>22
>Since 2010
>Entertainment value
>I've met people that go on Jow Forums and my roommate and I both browse Jow Forums regularly. Not sure if I wanna risk meeting any of you, females included. I've read the horror stories.

>Sex:
f
>Age:
19
>How long you've been on Jow Forums:
2-3 years?
>Why you keep coming back here:
i like to lurk
>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums:
my bf of 1 yr, some weebs

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>Man
>19
>7 years
>I like greentexts and memes
>yes, a lot

>Sex:
male
>Age:
29
>How long you've been on Jow Forums:
14 years
>Why you keep coming back here:
unique community
>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums:
my current gf and plenty of other friends

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>my bf of 1 yr
Whore.

>>Sex: Male (male)
>>Age: 22
>>How long you've been on Jow Forums: Since way back when, I think Chloe Grace Moretz was still a waifu back then. Maybe 2008, 2009-ish, I was in like 6th grade.
>>Why you keep coming back here: I don't know, man. It's just a comforting constant in my life, and I need as many of those as I can get right now.
>>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums: Specifically through Jow Forums, no, but I've met a couple people that go on it.

it's my first relationship. please send more blessings

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>I'm interested in how many people here are left from the mid 2000s.
>>Sex:
male
>>Age:
25
>>How long you've been on Jow Forums:
since 2007
>>Why you keep coming back here:
Just to suffer.
>>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums:
Yes, I met a guy whose pride I had read on /v/ by accident.
He saw me reading a thread in class and commented on me browsing it.
I asked him if he had any consoles and he told me the same story I had read online a week or two ago about how his sitter's bf stole his console and his mom wouldn't blame the girl for having people over.
Hey Josh, if you're reading this.

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It makes me wonder how and why they discovered that place?
Ive always been a prude and came across Jow Forums from like encyclopedia dramatica or some edgy friend. Because I was researching something useless and not out partying or whatever.
I cant imagine some girl on the streets just googling "sites to hookup and do drugs" and Jow Forums comes up?

>Sex:
the one with a penis
>Age:
18
>How long you've been on Jow Forums:
I have been on and off on Jow Forums when I was younger but started to come here often when I was 16 so 2 years ago
>Why you keep coming back here:
Because I have no meaning in my life outside the internet.
I have no friends nor do I like the npc talk.
I can't stand the normies interacting with each other. They are so mindless and talks about the same stupid things!
>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums:
No I have not.

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Blessing granted

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>male
>20
>Been here since I was in HS. Felt community with some of the people here
>Negative

I'd really like to know how a woman whose been on Jow Forums for ten years behaves and looks in the wild.
I can't imagine you as a church goer, that's for sure.
Does it show, it do you hide your power level?

Good luck cunt, hope it lasts.
Think it was random word of mouth from internet randoms in online games for me.

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Male
28
Since 2006
At first just was shit posting on /b/ got underage b& and learned to lurk. Started reading k, a, d, o, later on fit and started to become a normie in college. And stopped for a while. Then I started to see college and leftism for the lies they were when my friend got tossed in the slammer for a rape he didn't do (because we were vandalizing a canal bridge at the time) after that I failed as a normie. Fell to drinking and played with drugs.
Now I'm cleaned up, browse r9k, pol, and sometimes o and fit. Lurk k constantly. At the end of the day, user was right, "you're here forever"

Never met another user, because ruralfag

>Sex
Man
>Age
27
>How long you've been on Jow Forums
since 2006 so 13 years
>Why you keep coming back here
Only website still active from my youth and its still fairly good compared what other alternatives there are
>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums
Never from Jow Forums, but had friends that also browsed it

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I think I look pretty standard. Not pretty, but not hideous. Not much in the way of tits or ass. Usually somewhat well cleaned though I do not leave my home much, once a week maybe.
I am indeed not a church goer but I wouldn't have been even if I didn't go to Jow Forums I'm pretty sure.
I am not as well versed in anime as my time here should've made me, my favourite is Utena.

Based and ZETTAI UNMEI pilled

>>Sex: M
>>Age: 32
>>How long you've been on Jow Forums: 12 years
>>Why you keep coming back here: Nowhere else to go
>>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums: No

>Sex: female
>Age: 25
>How long you've been on Jow Forums: 11ish years?
>Why you keep coming back here: i have no one in my life
>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums: yes

You know it anony

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For me it was Saint Chad. Still i saw Utena last year with my gf and it was pretty good. Wish it had another season or so to flesh out the characters a bit more. (Also that cocktease joust in the intro with the flying horses that never happened.)

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You watching Sarazanmai right now? Airing this season, same director, it's not as striking as Utena so far but sure as hell interesting in the same way

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>Saint Chad
>is the most homoerotic series ever published in Jump
lol

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Actually no, I've been slacking on my animu. I've been watching Pretty Derby with a friend but that's all that I've been watching basically all year. Thanks for the recommendation though, I'll check it out.

>I have no one in my life

How about the Jow Forums guys you met up with

They're just underage boys my man of course they're gonna look like that.
Ignore the blue haired swede that uses lipstick thought. haha

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Ikki is the only chad
he's always there to save everyone's ass

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>Male
>19
>Since I was 16
>I've always been regularly browsing
>Nope

Male
37
15 years
free speech, biz and memes, also insight in the inner workings of society
no need to, have gf

I honestly have no idea. I tried contributing to threads and such with well thought out and unproblematic posts, and I still got replies like "lol fat bitch stupid jealous blah blah blah"

>>Sex:
Male
>>Age:
30
>>How long you've been on Jow Forums:
14 or 15 years I think. Give or take.
>>Why you keep coming back here:
It's one of the only places on the internet left like it.
>>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums:
I have. A couple times in person. It always ended well, because I'm not fucking retarded and don't meet people right away.

I refuse to believe there are actually this many females on r9k.

There aren t. r9k is on a constant raid by /lgbt/, the anons that claim they are females are in truth trans that get hard to the idea that people believe they actually are females
I hate these faggots and i hope they all die

>Male
>26
>2007
>No friends, socially awkward, depressed life is shit rn. I use Jow Forums as a substitute for social media. Also anonymity adds a certain flavor that circlejerking accounts like on reddit, twitter,forums, etc lack and not as much eceleb worship
>Technically yes, but he didn't know it was me. Guy I met that of /b/ in 2008 who told me he sucked tranny dick and added me on AIM while I was underage and kept trying to get me to hang out with hin. In the end I declined and met him years later while volunteering in a hospital. I had originally added him off a "local anons in your area" thread.

>Sex:
Male
>Age:
20
>How long you've been on Jow Forums:
7 years, which is wierd because it feels likes its been 2.
>Why you keep coming back here:
Too jaded to enjoy any other websites, with the exception of youtube, but that hardly counts.
>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums:
I've met two people who clearly had experience with Jow Forums, but have never explictly "met someone from Jow Forums."
First was an obvious electionfag, and was as cancerous as you would expect. The second one was a fa/tg/uy who was a total bro, and knew how to hide his power level.

Why does /lgbt/ even exist? Why does gookm00t allow these creatures onto his website?

>F
>23
>8 years
>I feel this place is more real than other sites. There's no identity, no whoring for likes, and I can always find someone with similair faggy interests as me. Also none of my views are considered socially acceptable on other sites.
>Yeah and he smelled like death and weighed 400 pounds but still insisted I hug him. Called him a faggot and he threw a temper tantrum. Valasco if you're reading this: Jump off a bridge :)

>F (xx)
>28
>2008ish?
>i have mental problems and struggle talking to people in person and online because i'm scared of their judgement. i'm mostly free of that here.
>no. i have avpd and friendships are extremely hard for me to maintain. i've stopped trying because i ghost people when i get overwhelmed and it isn't fair to the other person. I don't want to upset people, so now i just avoid making connections in the first place.

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>>Sex: Male
>>Age: 22
>>How long you've been on Jow Forums: 7 years
>>Why you keep coming back here: One of the few things that can be slightly entertaining
>>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums:
IRL? No.

Age: 22
>How long you've been on Jow Forums:
6 years
>Why you keep coming back here:
Visit when bored
>Have you ever met someone from Jow Forums:
My ex gf

>ex gf

She's still here?

add my friend noah he is lonely guys
he's a dude
lives in quahog
19
crashed his truck
and his shoes are gay

Some_Poor_Shill#4899

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I dont believe so, she claimed to stop browsing halfway into our relationship

Damn I just realized I've been using Jow Forums for a decade and still feel like a newfag.

>male
>18
>been illegally underage lurking since 2012
>at first it was cause i couldnt /b/lieve the gore and porn and now its just for the porn on /gif/
>no and i hope not