What's the most evil thing you did to somebody?

One time I snatched the glasses off a fat Asian kid

funny

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>housemate has an ex-gf that he still financially supports.
>she comes over unannounced to drop stuff off/pick stuff up because she uses his house as a storage unit
>often carrying a bottle of whiskey around
>yesterday she shows up
>she drove herself in some beta bux's truck
>me go outside to walk dog, walk around back of truck and memorize lic#
>go in and hide in my room
>type out text to 911 with lic# and suspection of drunk driving
>she leaves by slamming the door, thus my cue to send
>housemate gets call in afternoon
>she's in jail on a $20,000 cash bond for all sorts of drug-related charges and altercation with arresting officer
>housemate was up all night depressed because he lost access to his easy pussy paid prostitute

I wouldn't call it evil exactly, but I once threw a cup of piss at a distant relative during a family reunion when I was around 8 or so. Wasn't just me, think there was maybe three cousins I barely knew who did it as well. Don't remember who's idea it was either, think it might have been her brother's because she was deliberately targeted for some reason.

Looking back at it now, I'm pretty sure she realised later what it was and I'm surprised nobody made a big deal about it. Guess it helps that she was in a pool at the time, so it's not like she was stuck in urine soaked clothes.

Every handful of years that memory comes back to me and I wonder why the fuck we did it. And admittedly it gets a dumb chuckle out of me.

nothing major because i never got into situations like fucking your friends girlfriend etc. because i never really get into these kind of social situations but ive lost my best childhood friends at the age of 12 because ive stolen money from them and whenever i had a friend i couldnt hold myself back when i had the chance to steal something from them but never got caught again. i never had alot i dont know why i do this but i cant really stop, when i think someone has more than me i automatically think its ok to take his things, i dont really know whats wrong with me

I stole my cousin's Minecraft account and took control over his progress on servers. He put like 300$ in it. It was so fucking much that time, all of his money. I just couldn't stand him being rich kek

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I mastrubated to cp and don't even feel bad.
I know this is somehow considered outrageous here and crazy but for me its like mahhh

>watch wheel chair boy zoom by
>shout "woah! Slow down speed racer"

Not very evil, but it's the most evil thing I've done.

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lol. A dude in the uni club I was in a was a commie and he showed me the girl he was interested in. I fucked her. Didn't even enjoy it because she was obese

you're a very good boy user, I'm sure he appreciad the comment as opposed to everyone treawting him like an archetypal purity symbol

I enabled genocide and ignorance through memes.

Having an affair with a guy's wife but he doesn't know, and their kid is secretly mine.

soo that means you dont do anything at all...

I had a semi-Chad friend who would brag to me nonstop about how many girls he's fucked, knowing damn well that I was a virgin and ashamed of it too. I got fed up with his constant bragging and over the course of a few months, I manipulated him into becoming an alcoholic, eventually resulting in him dropping out of college.
I feel not even a hint of guilt.

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pushed someone into a pit, he got rescued an hour later, he told everyone he just fell in.

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Thankyou for your service user.

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Stop denying armenian genocide fucking retarded piece of shit.

>have a best friend who loves you with warts and all
>manipulate her into stop talking to her other friends cause I was jealous
>knew she was in the middle of a depressive episode and the only thing helping her was this other friend
>tried to guilt trip her into cut that friend off, showing her I cut myself for it
>she starts being distant and aggressive with me
>for 2 months I just avoid her and talk to her only when necessary
>then SHE comes to apologize to me
>I apologize too
>we're best friends again (wtf)
>try LSD with her
>cuddle
>a week later she starts flirting with me
>she's sad because her bf is being a dick to her, also he's was in china at the moment
>i go to her appartment and we end up making out and she sucks my dick
>1 week later she breaks up with bf and starts having sex with me regularly
>3 months in, my jealousy and manipulation techniques appear again
>eventually I find out she had sex with someone else
>I call her a whore, knowing that was a really soft spot for her
>I hit her
>"what the fuck is wrong with you dont hit me"
>"i do whatever I want with you"
>force-kiss her
>she runs away
>I try to apologize but instead end up saying it was all her fault
ffw 1 month, to yesterday, she messages me saying she wants to forgive me, although she wouldnt be with me again
I understand
We talk a bit
She comes to the conclussion she cant forgive me
Good bye forever

You have no idea how much I loved her, and I did a lot of horrible things to her. I should kill myself but then I'd be a dick to my parents

I leave a retarded kid without clothes outside of the boys locker room.

Worst shit I have done is take someone's gatorade from them and drink it right in front of them. Tried to give it back but kept screaming "AIDS!!!" even though that is not how it works.

Another time was when I wrapped a paper clip around my finger and high-fived someone.
Greatest prank I eve pulled somone.

Oh, wait, there's one more, but this is sort of an accident: was fucking around with my friends and tried catapult corn at them, missed and then the corn proceeded to fly about 100 feet over to the next table that hit a bunch of girls and proceeded to look down at my food as to pretend I did nothing wrong.

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I don't think you a virgin; manipulated a chad into alcoholism. Enabling perhaps but people have their own sense of personal responibility to blame for their problems

cucked a few online bitchboys

the greatest kek of all time

this is Jow Forums sir not reddit

So, reveal the truth. Don't be a pussy lmao

In middle school PE I randomly shoved someone's clothes in someone else's trumpet case just to make someone lose their clothes. The next day in band class some kid opened his trumpet case and clothes went flying out. Everyone laughed at him and asked why he had fucking clothes in his trumpet case and all he could do was say they weren't his clothes. I relentlessly made fun of him over the incident after that and all the while he never figured out I put the clothes in there.

No way the guy would kill me or something.

Act sneaky, make him doubt his paternity. Some stuff like anonymous mails will be okay. He'll finally do a DNA test and find out the truth while you'll be comfy at home.

>He finds out
>Seeks me out to kill me

Or he could snap and kill his wife or the kid. That'd be bad too. Why would I shit where I eat, and risk things with his wife? She and me have a good thing going and it's my stupid robot ass only way of ever spreading my genes.

So you're neither a women-hating robot nor an evil person. Don't waste my time anymore, cuck.

>Cucking someone isn't evil

You can hate women but not want to shoot yourself in the foot by risking free pussy

>was bullied in middle school
>greater speed joins class
>immediately started to bully him to take the heat off me
actually worked