/r9gay/ - #753

I mean, I like doughnuts. I just dont know what a doghnut bf is...

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So this is what straight guys are into these days?

>straight guys
straight gays

>no bulge
thread ruined already.

>tfw all the pure boys are just one fat guy behind 30 ips

The supply of catgirls has dried up. Ownership of catboys (for entirely platonic purposes) is on the rise.

being gay is the new emo!

>tfw never had a emo bf back in the day
>tfw my long stringy emo hair is no more, thanks early balding.

fat guy can still be pure. just not a bf material

I'm not sure how prison gay edition is positive but so be it.

tfw no huge booty bf

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everyone on this site is soo ugly it makes me laugh

whats that saggy thigh thing called again? no offense just curuis

Here is a list of places you should make these threads

/lgbt/ is sfw
/b/ is too random
/trash/ doesn't get enough traffic

I don't know, flab? It's not me btw, it's fattrappo on twitter

Women don't deserve catboys

>tfw no soft booty bf

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Tfw no retro gaming bf

no its a specific word. not a word as offensive as flab.

cellulite is similar but not necessarily flappy

can bi guys post here?

no you'll be bullied an called a prison gay

>no its a specific word. not a word as offensive as flab.
Cellulite?

what do you guys think? are tomboys gayer than traps?

I will never understand what compels someone to post pictures of themselves nude online. Seems kind of degrading.

Because it turns them on when people make comments about their pic, and what they'd do to them

it can be their insecurities or just lonely life. they just want people ot complement them to feel that rush of dopamine of mattering to someone for at least a sec

From what I've seen it's a purely sexual thing, just a kink like any other.

you cant tell me you think these posts actually get any traffic, most of the time these threads have 30 posters and 500 replies
now start making threads here

anyone else jealous of the new trans general? i wanted us to be the lgbti+ general everyone talks about...

Prison gays don't get bullied here though.

wheres the report option for posting selfies on r9k?

Since I'm not interested in trans I couldn't care less.

It's gotten really slow only as of recently though, like this week at the earliest. Just mute the thread stop getting butt blasted over something you're choosing to see and take part in

>waiting for my free spirit neet bf who i can love and support with all my hard work
>inviting him to move in
>him realising all his problems have now disappeared
>he's now free to do as he likes

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if he's a neet why and/or how would he leave

I mean, I want to find a free spirit neet bf and support him like that. He could leave and go back to living with his parents or whatever if he wanted

you sounds cancerously gay

but if you're his bf why would he ever want to leave you? so your goal isn't really to get a bf, rather just improve someone's life and if they decide they want to stay with you being an added bonus?

>tfw only NEET not free spirited
>tfw will never get a bf like you

I think that would make me feel dirty.
I mean, I fufill both those qualities and I've never thought to my self "You know what people should see, my cock"

Had a gay emo friend from 05-08, oh boy, he was a real wreck in the last few months before he died in a car crash. Had a big-time crush, still upsets me I never got to tell him my feels for him. But he really hated my Fleetwood Mac songs.

I wouldn't want him to leave me? I would like to find someone who I love, and hopefully loves me, and give him the comfy life that didn't get, because he was too busy going out exploring in the woods when he should've been in school.
I'm sorry user. If you've ever met any of these free spirit types, you'll know they seem to be happier than any of us ever will be, despite having basically nothing to their name. Just being around them makes me happier.

Just because you wouldn't personally get a shot of validation and confidence doesn't mean other people won't or don't. It's not that hard of a concept to grasp user, you don't need to apply logic or critical thinking to it as deeply as you're trying to, it's as simple as just someone liking it vs someone who doesn't. Period.

If I shave my armpits will I sweat less this summer?

i don't think sweating is based on how much hair you have, it might make it feel like you're sweating less though. just get antiperspirant if it's that bad lmao

Yes you will
Even better if you wax
And the sweat you will have will stink less

>tfw great booty but no one will ever know because you're not a slut that posts it everywhere

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No, and it will feel like you sweat more.

>I wouldn't want him to leave me?
Maybe i just read your first post wrong, did you just mean that because he's a neet he's very limited in life, and with your help he'd be free to pursue whatever he'd want in life while also being your bf? if that's what you meant it makes more sense, i thought you mean you just wanted to help him get to a point where he could be independent of you and could leave and do whatever, your only joy being that you helped someone.

hello wanna be my bf, that obeys my every commands and plays my favorite games with me?

iktf. Our future husbands will know, user.

>obeys my every commands
what kind of commands you would give?

i'm sorry... I was just curios what insights other people might have.

to play old strategy games with me

Sure, I love all types of strategy games. Well, most of them.
>managing to get a future husband
I wish I could make it that far user

what old strategy game?

>tfw only 20 and actually reasonably attractive
>still feel completely incapable of ever finding a bf because i never learned how to actually socialize growing up
>will probably an hero within the next decade
there's no way to recover from having a terrible childhood is there?

What other insights though? People do it for attention because they're starved of it one way or another, I don't know why you need an entire discussion started because of it. That and you were also borderline bragging which is why I'm being hostile
>I mean, I fufill both those qualities and I've never thought to my self "You know what people should see, my cock"
Do you want a fucking prize or something? Congratulations on having morals, you saint.

>buy new underwear that make my butt look big
>bf doesn't notice
>have to show him the difference
>he says he doesn't care
why am i wasting my money on trying to look cuter to this idiot??

probably for the same reason you're bragging about your boyfriend problems on the loner thread, attention

heroes 3 and anno 1701

>only 20
you're on your deathbed in gay years user

Happy pride month faggots,
Reminder that your lifestyle is a pathway to misery and premature death.

>premature death
thank fucking god

this is my post only the age is wrong

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>because i never learned how to actually socialize growing up
If you're reasonably attractive people will easily look over any autism you have, unless you act like a literal child in public you're fine

Really? I did it for him though.

ah i see. i played anno 1404 but not 1701 and i don't like heroes 3 I was born too late for that and enjoy heroes 5 more. so i guess i am for diffrent strategy games like civ5, heroes of anihilated empires, warlords battlecry 3 then those you said. feels bad man

What kind of woman-tier complaining is this shit? I bet if he noticed you'd complain he called you fat, please get over yourself.

why do you type like a girl user

cool, fuck off now

i do like civ 5, i didnt mention due to it not really being old
not that it would matter anyway, seeing as we probably aren't even near each other

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where are you anonn

why do people spoiler tag things like it doesn't make it stick out even more

my female gf lurks these threads and it is affecting our sex life

it's not like I'm autistic and CAN'T socialize, I just literally don't leave my house most of the time and I don't know how to HAVE a social encounter beyond talking to a cashier or seeing a doctor. to me everyone is just doing their own thing and no one has time to talk to me or anyone else they don't know. my only hope is meeting ppl online.

keep projecting tranny

so why are you telling us instead of dragging her face across the keyboard

>keep projecting
So, you're already pretty based this is a good sign.
>it's not like I'm autistic and CAN'T socialize
Then you're fine, I don't see why you're complaining much about it really. Obviously having a social encounter is never going to happen like in the movies, that you'll just go to some public place and a guy is going to come up to you. You have to put a different kind of effort in, meeting online isn't a bad idea but it's also a bit difficult if you're selective of how that ends up happening. Chances of you finding someone from here are pretty low, even lower are your chances of finding someone compatible and willing to meet up with you. Have you tried any sort of dating app or website or something? That's probably your best bet, at least for seeing who's nearby if anything.

>I don't know why you need an entire discussion started because of it.
idk I just wanted to talk to someone or somthing lol. Obviously my attempt at starting a topic didn't go down to wel huh.

>That and you were also borderline bragging which is why I'm being hostile
I swear that wasn't my intention. I was just trying to be funny. Obviously I came off more cunty that I thought, woops.

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you'll make it user. I believe in you. One day you'll have a husband who will compliment your nice butt.

>Reminder that your lifestyle is a pathway to misery and premature death.
Currently improving myself so I can find myself a nice bf and remedy that ^^

y-you too user
we'll all make it

>tfw no niche interests so when a guy shares them its an instalock
guess its long conversations for me then

Hello, I am the retro gaming bf you ordered.

why do people do this, just fucking list it so you can at least get it out of the way that there's truly no one for you, stop whining

dating apps are designed for things to escalate way faster than I would want them to. I've dealt with an extremely painful breakup in the past and I decided I would never enter another relationship unless I was sure we could make things last until one of us dies. dating in general has become so trivialized that this is the hardest part. I KNOW I could get a bf, but getting one to fit that criteria is nigh impossible.

and as for people being nearby I live in a shitty redneck rural town in the bible belt so I'm SOL as far as IRL encounters go for now. I plan to move to NYC or socal though so things will be different then hopefully.

>I decided I would never enter another relationship unless I was sure we could make things last until one of us dies
lol
so you're never going to enter a relationship again period

that sounds about right 2boriginallyh