/britfeel/

Sigh, wish these cunts would trip or at least namefag when they're forcing drama

My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off (ay)
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off (ay)

Haha come on DM no need to downplay it like that, your BBQ ribs and steaks were amazing!

VERY accurate observation fren. Thank you.

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have music lyrics got more degenerate over time lads? either way stormzy is shit and his voice is ugly, like all british blacks I suppose

lad
My bruddas dont lurk we just vossi post,
tell your waifu link me for a Sunday roast.
Getting freaky in the thread, pizza wizza posts,
telling Chika he's a nonce just to top it off.

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DM's sister was a bit too flirty for my liking

Colas 'new' bf is either Zeus or Host.

It's Yasin. She's sampling the darker meats.

untermensch drivel

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June 2nd, 2019. Paedo carcass in alley this morning. Boot prints on bashed 'ead. This citeh's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. Social media is 'n extended fookin' gutter, and the gutters are full of nonces, and when the chatlogs flow over all the bacons will drown. The accumulated filth of all their groomin' and noncin' will foam up about their waists and all the bonces and sex cases will look up and shout "Save us!" and I'll whisper "Fook off"

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>daddy do me do me good
>daddy do me do me nice
>daddy do me once or twice
youtube.com/watch?v=a8CI0Qxoj9c

It's not yasin, the person who shagged cola has white skin, this has been semi confirmed.

yeah mate course it is
*unfollows the /britfeel/ rumors twitter account*

I'd just like to say that while you are all broken, abject retards, I would give all of you a hug

Based on the pictures and the information we have it's one of the norf lads from the norf meet.
>not brown so not yasin
>too tall to be zeus
>too norf to be host (also they have a bad previous history)

>June 2nd, 2019. Paedo carcass in alley this morning. Boot prints on bashed 'ead. This citeh's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. Social media is 'n extended fookin' gutter, and the gutters are full of nonces, and when the chatlogs flow over all the bacons will drown. The accumulated filth of all their groomin' and noncin' will foam up about their waists and all the bonces and sex cases will look up and shout "Save us!" and I'll whisper "Fook off"
haha

She was peng, I don't know why DM always talks her down.
Definitely not a lezza either, she was all over the lads and I'm pretty sure she gave her number to a couple.

talking about bodyshots and facials is a lot more extreme

the uncivilised races are pretty gross arent they

All these mongs larping as various anons about a meetup they weren't invited to, hoping to fool some newfags eh?
>this the one with lots of killing and shagging? Deadwood's one of the many on my watch list
Yeah, I knock it off for ages because I watch it out of context and it seemed a plebby tv show for ladies to watch with their bf's.
It is a Starz show and that shows but it's good once the characters exit in the arena which is most of the show, the effects are very 300 but they do in such a way its tasful all though it can be tacky at times

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Where did you get height and norf from?
Haven't Zeus and host had a falling out? Host was a massive fanny about cola and tried chasing her many times, maybe Zeus did it and now he's mad.

Here's the image
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52595005/#q52601658

That's Yasin penetrating cola.

This is an extremely low quality post. The quality of contributions is important to this community.

Have you heard of this great WHITE genre of music called cock rock? All the way back in the 70s lad
People are dirty buggers, race has nothing to do with it

>It's never dirty, always clean
>In giving thrills, never mean
>But it's the best I've ever seen
>Is my girl's pussy
youtube.com/watch?v=WIfcKy-VcXo

cola definitely has AIDS

zeus isn't a tranny chaser

nah he just offers his bed to underaged boys

>invites an underaged tranny into his bedroom to stay
radio mongs should listen to the show they love

also forgetting

>Zeus hates Islam and Pakis
>gets shagged by one.

Height from the pictures where they look even (5'10ish), and norf from Cola saying she was going up to near Liverpool or somewhere to meet the lad.

>HC

Just a fantastic fucking post all round lad
Perfectly executed

You talking about the close up pic of the willy?
I'm looking at the "shall I rape yasin" pic.
Someone sad a few days ago that a lad shagged cola and then showered at yasin's.
Sounds bs.

Hmm don't know if it's quite my cup of tea then fren. Chernobyl looks really promising though, gonna watch ep 2 now once it's finished downloading

That's Yasim bumming Zeus.

>Lad makes cola travel to him to pound her
I think it was Birmingham coz that's where yasin lives

If you haven't seen it yet lads I would highly recommend Mr Show
Probably the best sketch show ever made in my honest opinion

that's a disingenuous way to put it
are you jewish perchance

It's not a sketch show and it's very hit and miss like all sitcoms

something to binge but its no Rome
enjoy the show lad

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it clearly isnt yasin

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>he wasn't born at the Horton General Hospital

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It was a big brown lad, it was Yasin. He may not have gone on a date with her but that wouldn't stop cola from sleeping with someone.

That lad isn't Zeus or Host.
I think he went to Manchest meet.

Nevermind, thought you said Peep Show

Very accurate assessment, my foremost defining trait as a robot. There is a sweet spot in the middle but I'll always opt for isolation over too much socialisation. I got this vibe from Ebin a lot too

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>It was a big brown lad
Literally zero evidence of that. Unless you count a extreme close up and someone saying 'lol virgins' as evidence

God youre thick

I'm pretty sure we aren't talking about the same show because Mr Show is undeniably a sketch show, it can be interpreted no other way

The photographic evidence is right in front of you.
It's cola getting railed by somebody brown. They both live in Birmingham.
Do the maths.

Occasional reminder a man from Banbury attempted to become a serial killer after being inspired by Harold Shipman

>Pic related

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>It's cola
what are you basing that on?

>talking about trannies and their orbiters again

so boring, absolute bottom of the barrel britfeel

Good post. I howled

Cola lives in Birmingham...

How long has cola been on britfeel? It feels like they just suddenly appeared

I insisted on it but my mother had already made plans
what can you do

Steady on Shippy, don't go down the Tim route of doxxing yourself every post

Those are her legs, hairless, same colour.

You linked to a picture which looks like someone's hand zoomed in really close

>Steady on Shippy, don't go down the Tim route

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Allegedly started posting back in 2015 but wasn't on here for a while, then came back about a year ago I think

The...'couple' also posted this pic. Cola has estrogen moods so it's cleary just some dude

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>To have a good mood, I must find my solitude

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2018 loddy

>trying to force your own dumb head-cannon into /britfeel/ lore

>some lad from britfeel got fucked by yasin
>it wasn't cola

Wasn't expecting that.

>My whole day is blown, if I'm not alone

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He looks much more passable than in the candid Brmingham shot. More power to him. If he wants to get a boyfriend don't know why everyone has to make a big deal about it.

Zeus is being bummed by Yasim.
You all laughed at me.

I refuse to imagine the smell

Zeus in the foreground, Yasin in the back
whoaaaaaaa
they fucked bareback!

Hot take I didn't like Terminator two that much. I thought having a good terminator was stupid. I actually preferred terminator 3 and think the reason a lot of people didn't is they hated having a female terminator.

Is Yasin actually a gay lad? Did he just secretly want to fuck Poley the whole time but was too autistic to go about it normally?

>my mood goes down, when other people are around

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Nah it was because they rushed 2 hours of character progression for Arnie in Terminator 2 and had the 'new' one act like him for no reason

>dog owners calling to their dog who doesnt respond over and over

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Look how much sunshine is on my face in that picture, it's no surprise I was in such a good mood

Bloody hell Yasin I'm disappointed. Didn't realise you were a bleeding poof.

Just got back from seeing Godzilla. Was uncomfortably loud but the CGI was quality and the storyline was okay. I'd give it a solid 6/10.

Having one hand firmly planted on Moni's buttock had nothing to do with it?

God imagine having Yasim's fat sweaty paki body press against you from behind, the soft flesh of his voluminous man tits pressed against your shoulderblades, his bristly moustache tickling the back of your neck as he probes your rusty sheriff badge with his mutilated paki mushroom cock before sliding all the way in and calling you his "little gulab jamon" as he forces your head into the pillow and hefts the rest of his considerable, fleshy bulk to be pressed sweatily against you.

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I did not originally need to see this

I might get myself banned. I have only been back here a day and my mental health is already feeling worse. I can't blame you lads, I'm just too unwell for this.

Yasin for /ourgay/

>I'm as happy as can be, with no company

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Couldn't sleep last night lads. Watched Chernobyl and then read all about Hisashi Ouchi. Holy fuck, if that ever happens to me I hope I have enough time to slash my own wrists and end it before the doctors get hold of me

>Zeus fucks cola then goes to Yasin's house to be fucked by yasin

Genuinely shaking my head in disbelief at tonight's revelations.

My advice would be to do exactly what the voices tell you to do.