/r9gay/ - #755

>tfw no bf to go see death grips with

Deal then, where do you want to be sniffed the most?

>tfw no bf to frot with after we shower

the last time we talked was in january, but i'd like to clear some things up. can you make your discord accept friend requests? and i hope school is going well for you, thanks

be more specific about who you're talking about

I have a very strong odor from my balls (even if it's only been like 6 hours after I bathed), so I think you know where.

he's not coming back, forget about him

No you aren't retard only trannies are

>school
shiggy diggy

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Are they hairy? Musky hairy pubes is the best

>another day
>another K9 post on r9k
>disgusted
>yet desire for the knot intensifies

i dont want to give away his identity to everyone here out of respect so im intentionally being vague

Eh, not really. I don't shave my pubes though-just trim.

that's so vague it could be just about anyone

its someone who has his discord friend requests turned off
its someone who i last talked to in january
their name starts with D

Isn't it funny that whenever there is drama in the thread about discordfag it's always the same "D" guy. You guys need to learn

how the hell are so many boys here so smooth i want to shave my ass but i feel it's going to turn out horribly

but i don't like putting my dick in another person unless it's an overpowering blowjob but shhhh

>so many boys here so smooth
?

Use shaving powder. It's so much better on your skin than shaving in my experience and easier for places like your butt.

i wouldnt consider this drama, im just trying to reconnect with an old friend i ahvent talked to since january. no drama here.

did i word something wrong?

Ok, so if I like the thought of me being a female and being fucked by a guy is hot, but being fucked by a man when I'm a male is not hot... Whats it called?

Why would you assume that people here are smooth?

Just do it user asses aren't that fragile

its called being a tranny fuck off to your thread

i'll check that out thanks
there's a lot of brave twinks posting pics of themselves on this board and Jow Forums in general
I'm not afraid of cuts i'm afraid of doing it badly and ending up with a five-o'clock shadow on my ass

>>/lgbt/
there you go fuck off

>themselves
Haha, no. At least not in this thread, that's for sure.

I just heard shaving powder sucks, and to just get better with a razor. I'm not bullying, this is just what my friend is saying

agp
oregano

Mental gymnastics is what it's called.

it means you had too much sugar you'll be back to normal tomorrow and you should stop drinking monsters

You will have stubble if you shave and there's no way around it. If that bothers you try waxing, epilating or using a powder.

would you make love to a girly boy?

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>tfw hair everywhere so i have full body stubble most of the time

If they were a nice person who I was in a loving monogamous relationship with

I'd rather a big strong guy.

surprisingly based replies for an /r9gay/ thread

crap is waxing hard? it sounds humiliating.

Unironically just use shaving powder. It takes literally 10 minutes and you'll only have to do it every few days.

is bara unhealthy? i feel like I'm developing unrealistic expectations around love and relationships but it's so hot

does shaving powder really remove all stubble? i don't understand why it would

>that feeling after you shave your ass when it feels like your ass sweat is soaking through your pants and everyone can see

Yes, it does. It's very good. Its a girl in this video but here, youtube.com/watch?v=rZ1Ow91MX9k

if you're not gonna get a bf either way who cares?

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get lost subhumans
GET
CURBED

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cant you wait until after pride month to bully us at least

I always preferred stricken

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god i fucking hate pride month

It's pride month? We never have that shit here so I forget it's a thing. I don't understand the whole pride thing myself. I'm not ashamed of being a fag, but what is there to be proud of? It's a very small part of who you are, and I'd rather be proud of achievements rather than who I like to fug.

>we never have that shit here
that's probably why you don't understand it. im not really sure how pride functions outside of the united states, but it started off as a civil disobedience type of thing
>what is there to be proud of
it was less literal than that, it was a display of people existing and wanting to be heard back in the 70s when gays had virtually none of the general public's respect they have now, i don't really know the political things in specific that came of it but it definitely gave rise to the general acceptance of gays.
>It's a very small part of who you are,
depends, some people base their entire personalities around their sexuality and some just go to the events for the sake of community, not so much just for the sake of doing it
>and I'd rather be proud of achievements rather than who I like to fug.
it's usually a lot more than that though, being gay (for the most part) comes with similar experiences in youth. hell, this thread itself is a pretty good example of things people relate on that isn't exclusively about who they like to fuck, otherwise they'd just move to /soc/ or /lgbt/

>being gay (for the most part) comes with similar experiences in youth. hell, this thread itself is a pretty good example of things people relate on that isn't exclusively about who they like to fuck, otherwise they'd just move to /soc/ or /lgbt/
i'd much rather stuff like that be kept in gay threads, forums and communities. Pride month is a nation wide cancer for 30 days and I'd much prefer it didn't exist and there wasn't a spotlight on gay people for a month

twitter.com/StahrMilan/status/1135169166355390464
I'm really tired of seeing shit like this and all the corporate shilling every time pride month rolls around too, i just want to be left alone desu

I don't really care either way but for some reason being gay in the dont ask dont tell era when we were more just accepted than celebrated felt more fun

Pride = international capitalist jewery forcing being a sodomite down everybody's throats

>i'd much rather stuff like that be kept in gay threads, forums and communities
>communities
that's. that's what it is. it's not really a gay invasion with top 40 radio hits being blasted from someone's anus down every neighborhood in america. it might feel that way, and i know that the other argument that usually follows this is that there's a lot of overly sexual shit in pride parades and that minors are exposed to it and surprisingly a lot of normalfags also agree that people in fetish gear and basically fucking at parades where minors are present has no place during pride. twitter is really weirdly agreeable sometimes on certain things.
>i'd much prefer it didn't exist and there wasn't a spotlight on gay people for a month
there really isn't, the corporate stuff i agree with and so do most normalfag gays. it's not a hard conclusion to come to that brands will just say happy pride for the sake of boosting sales, never been a secret either really. either way, it's not like every gay person suddenly gets outed. if you're seen in public outside of a pride setting, you probably wouldn't even be looked at if you were holding hands with someone or something. not to be too hostile but this is an awful lot of complaining for someone who i assume doesn't even go out much

>tfw no bf to force his sodomy down my throat

Is sodomy any gay sex or just butt sex?

Just buttsecks

>tfw no frost cosplay bf

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>that's. that's what it is.
no it's not, every company posts about it, it's all over social media, pride rallies and events are held in public places, if you're out you get undue attention from family and friends. The only way to avoid it entirely would be to become a hermit for a month. I'd rather just be treated like a normal person desu

> someone who i assume doesn't even go out
obviously

it ranges from just anal to any kind of sex with anyone/thing that isn't male/female for the purpose of reproduction depending on who you ask

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>tfw no trap bf to abuse daily

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>tfw no organo trap bf to abuse daily

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Any unnatural sex act so yes all gay "sex"

delete these posts anonymous

>>tfw no trap bf to abuse daily
I'd only get a trap bf to abuse if he's black and has a small cock (or it's caged)

I need a bf who hits me so i don't have to hit myself desu

>Any unnatural sex act

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I'd hit you only if you're non-white or a sissy faggot. Otherwise hi

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I'm gay and bored and lonely.

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Being gay is a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG part of who you are.

Don't fall for the "being gay is not my only personality trait i'm not like other gays straight people please accept me" meme

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ill hit you, wanna be my bf?

It's only used for gay anal even though technically straight anal is sodomy too.

Buying bf.

Requirements:

>Must not be racist.
>Must not be ugly.
>Must not be stupid.
>Must be hygienic.

>Must not be racist
>Must not be stupid
oops I said the same thing twice.

I need a bf who is as ugly and stupid as me, w2c?

how do black bottoms know if they are cleaned out down there? it's constantly shit colored

I'm as ugly and stupid as you user, hi.

I doubt it but sup?

Not much user, sup with you? Don't doubt it, I really am a dummy.

wanna talk on discord or something
won't be able to today tho because i've gotta sleep rn

fags get out. GO to /lgbt/

be my boiwife then please

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Yeah that's tranny tier leave and go to your shitty thread please

What am I supposed to be looking at in that picture

Why are you going to bed at the same time you're asking for someone to talk to user?

>tfw no bf that is either cumming or crying

I don't wanna wake up in the morning

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What else am i supposed to do? I need to sleep but i also need someone to talk to.

theres no way in hell im cutting my dick off user