Oneitis Thread

That's impolite. Just be like "you're drunk Canada, go home". That's what everyone does everytime Canada makes the funny papers.

>Who is your oneitis user?
Sometimes I imagine a girl or dream of someone special, the latter is very rare however. Nobody real or 2D comes to mind.
>What does she look like?
There are variations on a few themes, mainly short and thin with very feminine facial features. I like redheads or blondes but black hair can work if it's styled right. I don't mind nonhuman features, like I still remember the petite alien spidergirl in my dreams. Cats and spiders are a pretty safe bet.
>Where did you meet her?
I don't think that applies. To use the spider alien example, it was like a Mass Effect Normandy meeting room with other aliens. I walked in and our eyes met, some banter ensued, spiders came out of everywhere when things went south. I didn't mind, I mainly followed her, there was some physical flirtation as I tried not to step on her spiderlings. They were pretty chill, but she was just mesmerizing.
>Did you ever talk to her? Ever plan on asking her out?
lol
>How many times have you fapped to her?
Probably a dozen times to imagined girls, a few times to spider girl specifically, generally I fap to lolitype stuff so once per day
>Any stories involving her?
haven't had any new dreams about her since the first one ;_;

>who is your oneitis user?
This guy that comes to my uni
>What does he look like?
Olive skin, dark hair curly hair, I think he's from Syria
>Where did you meet him?
He comes to my dad's coffee shop a lot to study
>Did you ever talk to him?
I don't talk to anyone, so no
>Ever plan on asking him out?
Dad won't let me date or anything until after uni so no
>How many times have you fapped to him?
Never, I do have dreams about him though
>Any stories involving him?
One time I saw him itch his crotch, made me kinda moist

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>who
Classmate from uni
>look
Asian nerd usually with a jacket and glasses
>meeting
I saw here from the cafe but I played badminton with her once. It was through mutual friends since Im a sperg
>talk
I have had quick convos but she usually just ignores me.
>ask
Im going to try to on last day but this is just a way to get it off my chest. I know that a fag like me could never get her
>fap
Not really. I might have thought of her once while jacking but not really full out cum tributes
>stories
If you think ghosting are stories then yeah she pretty much does it

>who
Dairy Queen waitress

>look
Blonde, petite, has B cup titties

>meeting
I knew her for like six months until I really noticed her and she noticed me, she knows I like ketchup and gives me ten packets each time I went through the drive-thru and she'd giggle about it

>talk
Never, she's only ever said polite shit like "Have a nice day" to me. I'm not good enough for her I believe, so I haven't even talked to her ever. She's noticed I drive a car before since I have an instruction permit and asked me if I drive safe and shit, she probably thinks I'm 16

>ask
I will when I transform into an alpha, I'm already 6'6" and white, I just need to get a good haircut and get rid of my acne and get a driver's license

>fap
I fap to her most of the times I fap, it feels a lot like I'm fucking a pillow rather than a girl because of how unrealistic it has become to think she'd be my woman.

>stories
As I said, she gives me tons of ketchup packets because she knows I like them. Not as much anymore, but she automatically gives me ketchup when no other cashier does that, so that implies she still remembers me to this day.

Fun fact:
My ex-girlfriend from high school works at the Dairy Queen now and works the shift after my oneitis does, so that could be a fucking problem if they're ever in the same place at once. "Haha, user's a weirdo :PP" because the ex-gf is a bitch like that.

A real cute girl i've known for awhile.
Shes got dark hair and blue eyes and is kinda skinny. I've actally known her since i was pretty young, but i didn't realize i really liked her until some years ago when she randomly gave me a hug and i just melted.
She hasn't shown much interest in me since, shes shy and somewhat difficult to make conversation with. Although i did talk to her for about 10 minutes a few weeks ago and was totally gonna ask her if she wanted to hang out but i fucking forgot while talking to her. I feel like such a moron. Haven't really seen her since. Only briefly.
I have also never masturbated to her, it would just feel wrong to me.

Test
Oregon state

>Who
Former classmate
>What does she look like
cute. pretty tall, brown hair, brown eyes, adorable smile.
>Where did you meet her
school
>Did you talk to her
Yes. We spent a lot of time together and went hiking and rock climbing and skiing together. She was the closest thing I had to a friend in a long time.
>Ever plan on asking her out
I did, though by then I knew I had no chance and was just looking to break contact
>how many times have you fapped to her
an embarrassing amount, only after everything fell apart though
>Any stories
We marathoned twin peaks together, it was comfy. During the summer we would build bonfires and sit and talk and drink by them until the early morning.

I was delusional and thought we had some kind of romance going on (that's what I get for making my one friend my oneitis). Eventually things fell apart and she just kind of stopped interacting with me, I tried to be more open about how I felt at that point but she just kind of went "oh that's too bad user sorry" and that was the end of it. I'm not really upset about it anymore but I'm very lonely and can't bring myself to get interested in other girls.

I won't waste time trying to describe her appearance because I can't do her justice. It started during my first year of college. I genuinely hate socializing and at most tolerate other people, but this girl in my class was different. I actually enjoyed being around her, she radiated this aura of charm and positivity and was intoxicatingly beautiful. Not 'beautiful' in the way your average bimbo or instagram thot is, but she had a unique beauty that I've never seen in anyone else before or since. In a way were opposites - she was beautiful, charming, hyperdocial, while I was a hideous, almost schizoid outcast.

I wasn't even thinking about dating her at first, she had a boyfriend and would never go for someone like me anyway, I just knew that I wanted to be around her more and more, everything would be ok if I remain surronded by her beauty. Now that I think about it, I'm not sure why she even talked with me - I made her laugh, sure, but she must have had more like-minded friends to talk to. Maybe a person like this needs to interact with a wide variety of people to feel complete, and not just one, like I do? Regardless, it was obvious that she didn't value me as much as a valued her (and maybe she couldn't, because I just cared way too much).

Eventually she ended her relationship, and seemed completely lost because of it. I did my very best to comfort her and make her get better, and it seemed like we were becoming much closer - closer than I'd ever been to anyone else. I, at least, thought of her as my best friend. At that moment I realised that I could not stand to just be her friend, for the first time I truly wanted something in my life and I sure as hell would fight for it, even if it seemed higly unlikely that she would want me.

I figured it would be wrong to proposition to her after she had just left a relationship, and decided to try to become the best man I could while she recovered, in hopes that I could become good enough for her. (1/3)

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> Who is your oneitis user?
Best friend
> What does she look like?
Chubby but muscular blonde girl. Short. Beautiful face.
> Where did you meet her?
School through friends. Was getting a ride home with her and had a long psychological conversation and decided to start hanging out.
> Did you ever talk to her?
Every day.
> Ever plan on asking her out?
I used to but I've given up. She'll never love me back.
> How many times have you fapped to her?
Probably only a few after coming home from hanging out with her if she was wearing something hot.
> Any stories involving her?
I tried to play to slow because I thought it would work. We kept getting closer like I planned. Started cuddling and being more physical when we hung out. All was well and then she got a boyfriend out of the blue. I am miserable and realize I'm just a bitch.

Worst fear. Fuck her man

(2/2)
Exercising, dieting, reading, studying, even fucking trying to talk to strangers on the street, everything you've read in the 'self-help' threads here, I've tried; but that didn't do anything to fix someone who was fundamentally broken, it didn't make likable someone who had failed to socialise his entire life, it didn't make beautiful the kid who was bullied for looking weird all of these years. All while spending a, frankly, shameful amount of time nursing this girl back to happiness, because I could not accept to see her suffer.

In the meantime, I noticed she was changing too: likely influenced by her complete whores of friends, she was starting to become a stereotypical party girl, she would get pass out drunk on college parties very week and go out with guys whom I sure you guys would call "chads" if you saw them. She even commented that they weren't nice people, but it was ok, because she "didn't want anything serious" and was "just enjoying (her) youth". She also seemed to have less and less time to spend with me, too, this despite her saying that we were closer than ever.

I could feel the person I loved slowly slipping away and being replaced by vapid slut. She had the same face and smile that I loved so much, but it was covered in the makeup of a whore. She insisted that she liked being like this, but it was obvious that she wasn't happy and was something less than she was before, it was like a part of her soul was gone. Maybe she tried to escape from the same horrible emptiness that I felt inside, and we weren't so different afterall.

(2/3)

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I like this comic. I relate to beta man to a degree, but if asked that question I'd think stuff like murder her and fuck her dead body or something along those lines. However, I still dont relate to those normies with their vanilla fantasies, and find myself closer to beta man.

Made the same mistake of making my one friend my oneitis. I kind of wish it would fall apart at this point. I am miserable.

>Who
Girl i've had a crush on for years
>What does she look like
Latina, Thick thighs and thicker ass, alright tits, cute face
>Where did you meet her
School
>Did you talk to her
At first no, then gradually more and more through high school
>Ever plan on asking her out
I did once. She laughed at me.
>how many times have you fapped to her
More than any other one pornstar probably.
>Any stories
Told my group of friends I liked her. They all thought she was fat and ugly. I guess I just like thicker women. Became acquaintances with her, then progressed to friends, and before I could be friendzoned I asked her out. She laughed. I haven't talked to her in a long time since then, but I've changed dramatically visually for the better, like from a 4/10 to a 7/10, but I still have no social skills and haven't asked anybody out since then out of fear of rejection or laughter. Hoping one day to gain the confidence to ask her out again.

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>Meet a cute autistic tomboy at uni
>She also browses r9k
>We are really good friends
>She is the first girl ever that i genuinely like to spend time with
>She is also a lesbian
Hold me bros

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I would prefer this to knowing she'll never love me specifically

>Fall in love with robot girl I met in uni five years ago
>We keep cycling between talking, kinda falling in love, and then scaring eachother off
>Not pretending I wouldn't eventually sperg out
>She said I betrayed her trust when I found a picture of her on here
>She changed a lot of things around in the five years since we've met and is more qt than ever
>Can't shake feels of eventually talking again

Who is your oneitis user?
A cute shy guy I went to school with
What does he look like?
Tall, chubby cheeks, black hair, blue eyes, cutest smile
Where did you meet him?
Met him at school
Did you ever talk to him?
I laughed once
Ever plan on asking her out?
No way in hell he probably doesnt remember me and i have no way to contact him. Plus I moved to a different state.
How many times have you fapped to him?
I finger myself to him sometimes and imagine were parents and have a happy family. Idk why he stuck with me.
Any stories involving him?
Once he said hi to me and he once tripped over something it was so cute
Pic related, I saw this posted on here and wasnt sure if its him. It would be crazy if it was. I hope he doesnt see this.

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Who is she? Did you find a pic of her on hr9k or a different board? Post pic

(3/4) because autism
I decided that I had to take an action now rather than later, that I had to 'save' her or woman I loved would be lost forever. It was terribly stupid, of course - she did not want to be saved, least of all by me. I was just some weird guy that she had befriended and now was overstaying his welcome, she had never seen me in a romantic or sexual light and she never asked to be adored and obssessed over by me like this.

And so, I asked her to met me (it wasn't easy, as she was always "too busy" now, despite having time to go to parties and dates with multiple guys every week) and I confessed to her. I don't have very good social skills, so I don't know if people still 'confess' to one another. It somehow seems like something that only happens in the movies. Though I guess all I know about relationships comes from books and movies, as I have no first hand experience of it.

She rejected me, as was expected. She seemed to feel bad about hurting me and tried to lighten up the mood, by saying I was a good person and is was too bad that she "never liked the nice guys", but it only felt like a slap in the face. It made me wonder how many times she had done this before, crushed the hopes of boys who had no reedeming quality other than being "nice". I guess my "love" wasn't worth anything, I was just another one.

I thought that talking to her would put me at peace, but it didn't. It just meant that I had lost the only light in my life, and now I had nothing to live for. She said that we could still be friends, but slowly cut me from her life entirely. And then I was completely lost.

Next post is the last, I promise.

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>who
recent ex
>look
brown hair, blue eyes
>meet
school
>talk
yeah we talked all the time before we dated
>ask out
already did, first time I did it it fell through then the second time around he asked me out
>fap
too many times.
>stories
I have quite a few. the last week we spent together as a couple was very wholesome, but I guess it just didn't work for him. im still not over him by any means but I wish him the best.

There was this short mexican tomboy in my college class. She had short hair dyed gray and a flat chest. Her laugh was so cute I felt alive when I heard it. I said maybe 1 thing to her, and couldnt ask her out before the semester ended since she always chose to sit alone and I had people I knew from other classes there that always worked with me so I probably wont see her again. I couldnt find any social media for her so I never got to fap.

There is this e girl on Twitter, I have been sending her messages on curious cat... she hasn't been answering my questions do you think she somehow blocked me is curious cat able to block anonymous questioners?

Marry me instead. I'll love and care for you

W-wait you fit that
description user? ill be your wife

-Final part-
I fell into the most severe depression of my life, didn't even leave my bed for months. I went to doctors and psychologists, but nothing helped. Funny as it is, I had never jerked off to her before - I didn't really think of sex around her, even though she was hot. I just thought of sex as something that couples shared, as a way to show they loved each other. But now I forced myself to fantasize about her in the dirtiest, filthiest ways and positions I could think - I tried my best to tarnish and destroy the idealized image of this woman that I had. But it didn't work, and just made me feel disgusted about myself. I knew that she likely did all of these things to other guys while I wasted my time obssessing over her, but my mind still couldn't accept this. She would always be the beautiful, cheerful - and in my naive mind, pure - girl I had known all these years ago. I don't want to taint the good memories I have of her with this degeneracy. I wonder if the girl I loved even existed, or was she just an invention of a sick, lonely mind?

It's pathetic, I know, but this really broke me, and I never really recovered. Even now, years later, she still haunts me. People told me that "time heals everything", and I will tell you that is complete horseshit, time just makes things worse, as you slowly rot away with every day. I have never met another girl that I liked, or wanted to be with. I look at them and they all seem the same, so bland and ugly. Souless. In fact, I don't think I can like people anymore, I just want to be a hermit. I don't really want to live, and I have nothing to look forwards in the future. I just look at life passing by, and wonder if things could be different.

There, I just wrote another fucking novel that nobody will read on Jow Forums but I needed to get this off my chest. I hope I didn't waste anyone's time.

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I shouldn't say anything more. No pic for you, not that I even have it or any others. I'd rather keep as much distance for her as she already put from this board herself. Let's just say that she, while not particularly an angel (by her own admission), fell victim to the vengeful nobodies of this board and got doxxed. Really gross things that would make anybody mistrust people forever.

she was almost perfect until I found out she had fucking beta orbiters. fuck you and your beta orbiters.

>Confess you have feelings for somebody
>"Why do I always attract autists?"
>Blocked
pepelepe.jepe

I don't know what to say user,i can't say anything positive , and if i did , it would be a lie, i really enjoyed your story

Met her back in late 2012 in college, she liked to play old video games and I liked to watch her. She was really smart, but shy and didn't talk much outside of discussing video games and she also liked to take naps, which I found to be really cute. We got to know each other while playing video games together and studying in the library. Even though she seemed to spend a lot of the time dozing off, she still got better grades than i did in a lot of subjects.

One day she agreed to go to an amusement park with me, which was the first time in my life I had held a girl's hand. Her hand was soft, but surprisingly cold. She had never been to an amusement park and was quite fascinated with the rides, especially the rollercoaster, which she screamed her lungs out on.

Another thing I will never forget about her was her general apathy towards movies. She didn't like going to the theatre, didn't eat popcorn, didn't like watching things with the lights off and wasn't interested in most genres of movie. Most of the time when we would watch a movie she would wind up falling asleep.

During the summer one year we agreed to go to the beach, despite neither of us really liking the sun, or water, or swimming or pretty much anything about summer or the beach. I suggested we try to build a sand castle and we spent the afternoon building a giant castle. After we agreed the castle was about as big as it was going to get ( almost waist height) we decided to decorate it with shells, so we walked around the beach talking about old video games and searching for shells. We didn't find that many, but we still made the main tower of the castle look nicer. Her skin was more pale than mine, but somehow I was the only one that got burnt.

We still talk from time to time, but over the years she has kind of drifted away. She was always too good for me anyway.

>Who is your oneitis user?
a girl i went to highschool with, and am currently going to college with
>What does she look like?
petite, probably 5'3" or 5'4". she has shoulder length blonde hair and is pretty much an aryan princess. gorgeous blue eyes with a soft, gentle face. she's really artistic and likes sewing her own clothes. there's one dress she made that looks like a doll's dress, it's kind of oversized and has a ruffled waist. she smiles a lot, especially when she talks to her relatives on the phone in norwegian after class (i asked her about it once and she said that her mom's side lives in norway and she spends her summers there. i daydream a lot about her and i taking a vacation there and just staying by ourselves in a little seaside cabin in the middle of nowhere). she's currently majoring in art history but takes fashion design classes too, and sometimes takes her projects around with her to work on them. i really love watching her sitting in the grass hand sewing, it makes me want to wife her really fucking bad.
>Where did you meet her?
high school ceramics class. we were assigned adjacent seats
>Did you ever talk to her?
i try to talk to her as much as my anxiety over her will allow. i'm always nervous about stuttering or mumbling when talking to her.
>Ever plan on asking her out?
i wand to, really really badly. but the year's already over and i think she already left campus. almost every week i mentally start planning to ask her out, but as soon as i see her in the distance i pussy out.
>How many times have you fapped to her?
almost every night, and i've known her for a few years lol
there's one specific pair of skinny jeans that she has (but rarely wears) that really, really make her thin legs look good and about kill me every time i see her in them.
>Any stories involving her?
a few, but this post is too long already

If it makes you feel better I went through this exact situation last year. Honestly I realize that the person I was in love with never truly existed, I was building her up to be perfect when she was incredibly rude and superficial

Rat chan is my one itis, but she hates me

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I relate completely to Beta-man, all I wanted was to have nice, wholesome moments with someone I truly loved. I thought sex had to be a special, intimate moment to be shared between two people, as anything else would just be empty, assisted masturbation. And I've seen many other anons say the same here, so we're not alone in this.

My guess is that most people get those things out of the way early on, and after having been with multiple partners they quickly lose their mystique. They learn that love isn't special, having gone through had multiple relationships, and because of this sex becomes nothing more

For us, however, who never experience these things, that our society and perhaps our very biology treat as fundamental human experiences, this mystique only grows greater and greater. The abscence of love and intimacy becomes an ever-growing emptiness that in time will consume our entire beings. Even more, we see then as barriers between us and normality, and our failed love lives paralize us and make us fail at other parts of life, too.

I wonder, in the unlikely chance that I ever finally found love and got to experience all of those things, if I could finally lay the past to rest and become, a happy, well adjusted person. I think not, afterall it was this failure that made us into the people we are today. These scars will never go away. Pic very much related.

Damn, I'm awfully verbose today. Thinking about her puts me into failed poet mode, it seems.

Thanks user, just knowing that someone read what I wrote means a lot to me. I always feel like the things I post here are ignored, even though I put my heart into them.
I'm happy for user. I don't know if the image I have of her bears any semblance to reality, but I do know that I can't stop loving this image. I tried to make convince myself that she isn't special, but I failed miserably. At very least, my memories of her give me some comfort through these nights.

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>Who is your oneitis user?
A girl I used to go to school with
>What does she look like?
Curly blonde hair, short, very petite and pretty
>Did you ever talk to her?
I kind of dated her for a month I guess?
>Ever plan on asking her out?
I would do it right now if i wasn't blocked
>many times have you fapped to her?
Never because I don't care about her because of purely sexual attraction, its somewhat more pure than that
>Any stories involving her?
I knew of her before she knew of me. She saw me in the lunch line in my 10th grade year(her 9th) and told our mutual friends I was cute which led to us texting. After that we often hung out which was the best time of my life. She was cute and shy(I was somewhat shy too) but she still wanted to kiss and do sexual things, we only ended up kissing, then we stopped for whatever reason and I got blocked the next year after I said something to her lmao. I wish I could go back

>Who is your oneitis user?
Girl I had a class with three semesters ago, and then finally had her in two of my classes last semester.

>What does she look like?
Black hair shoulder length, bangs above her eyes. Brown eyes, slightly pale skin, she is probably a 5/10 normally, but when she smiles OOF fucking gorgeous and radiating. She's also Jewish, which is rare where I'm from lol. Pic not related.

>Where did you meet her?
Class

>Did you ever talk to her?
Yeah, probably 30min in total before class over the past semester, which was the first time I got the nerve to talk to her

>Ever plan on asking her out?
Yeah, already did - it was over email, she didn't reply. I brought it up next time I saw her, she said she was seeing someone and I asked her if we were still cool, she said yes.

>many times have you fapped to her?
never. scared it will make me want someone I can't have more than is healthy.

>Any stories involving her?
She had issues getting classes next semester, and wanted to take a class I'm signed up for, i'm in a wheelchair and don't need the physical seat, so I talked to her about it on the last day of class and told her I'd email her number so we could talk to the professor and discuss it further. She said that was fine and gave me a thumbs up. She never texted me though. Now I regret not just asking for her number legit. She seems very honest and I think she had planned to text me just also seems very busy and may have forgotten. Even though she's seeing someone, I did want to at least still talk to her. Feel pretty down about it, and worry I creeped her out, even though it may not appear that she is weirded out by me. I wish I knew what she thought, I hate not knowing.

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After typing this I started thinking about how I always want to go back to that time. It was 3 years ago now but I still miss her. I really would do almost anything to go back to that time and experience it one more time to the point that i've thought about studying physics and trying to go back in time. It was without a doubt the best time of my life and the last time I can remember I was actually happy.

What book is pic related from, user?

>who is your oneitis
A girl I met in hs
>what does she look like
Beautiful
>Where did you meet her
High school
>Did you ever talk to her
Twice. I can't get the sound of her voice out of my mind
>ever plan on asking her out
She doesn't deserve that
>How many times have you fapped to her?
Surprisingly never. There was multiple sexy girls I would fap too regularly in hs but I never did with her, obviously i find her really attractive but I'd only fantasize about cuddling and kissing and gay shit like that
>Any stories involving her?
One time I she hit a volley ball towards me, I picked it up but when I chest passed it to her my autism kicked in and i threw it way too fucken hard and it made a thud against her stomach. Fml

"Whatever", by Houellebecq. Very Jow Forums-core french writter.

Thanks, user. Maybe I'll read something by him some time. I haven't been reading actual books much lately, but I bet I can find a PDF of some of his work somewhere.

>Who is your oneitis user?
classmate
>What does she look like?
She has brown almost black hair, big blue eyes, and large features in general, though shes not fat
> Where did you meet her?
First time i saw her was when she was in a school play. I properly met her the next semester in class
> Did you ever talk to her?
we used to eat lunch together regularly
>Ever plan on asking her out?
Already did. Guess the result.
> How many times have you fapped to her?
Never, believe it or not. I have had several wet dreams of her though.
> Any stories involving her?
It hurts too much just saying what i have

I haven't had one in a while. I'm not sure why.

Who
> Girl classmate
Looks
> Black hair a bit past shoulder length feminine nose. Shining smile. Blue eyes that stand out in a crowd. Not skinny but not fat; thick, for lack of a better word.about maybe 5'4. I wouldn't say a narrow face, but a wide face sounds bad. Good posture. Artistic Tumblr girl ish personality but a more reformed and self aware form.
Where
> About 3 years ago
Talk
Yes, quite often in fact. We both had the same study hall last semester and we talked and laughed, she's very funny and interesting,and we relate to eachothers experience,
Asking
> I hope one day I build enough courage to talk to her, but I'm scared she'll not feel the same way as I do and begin to avoid me, losing any hope
how many times
> Hmmm. 10s. Around there. Maybe more
Stories
> Ah yes. One day during study hall she complains about how she doesn't have a boyfriend, all whilst I am sitting there. I should have said" hay I'm always open!" But I didn't say anything. I am starting to think it was bait for me and now she thinks I have no interest. I am so sad

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I wish I had a oneitis. I haven't felt anything resembling a crush on a girl since high school. Sure, a few "hey she's cute" and "she's totally my type" here and there during college (I have pretty specific preferences for physical attractiveness, though I wouldn't say "high standards"), but I never actually felt anything. Maybe I just never got to know those girls? I did make female friends during college, just no one I knew really interested me.

It's not like I'm a raging incel either, I still like women and don't harbor any misguided ill-will or resentment against an entire gender. Girls are cute and I wish I had a girlfriend I could cuddle with and so forth. I guess I'm just a little dead inside when it comes to relationships. Maybe it's the man's version of "waiting for someone to come sweep me off my feet"? Except that doesn't really ever happen to the man in our society, so here I am.

Anyway, I enjoy reading all your user's posts, at least the wholesome ones. Almost reminds me of what it feels like to have puppy love again. Oh man, I hated that feeling in your chest back then but now I really miss the excitement that comes with seeing that girl who literally makes your heart flutter.

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So i don't have one anymore but i still want to talk about my "ex-oneitis"

>Who was your oneitis user?
HS classmate
>What does she look like?
a bit short and chubby but had curves larger than her gut. average face and nice long black hair.
>Where did you meet her?
We were in the same class since pre-K
>Did you ever talk to her?
yes, mostly small talk and a few class projects
>Ever plan on asking her out?
i did a few times over the years but it never worked
>How many times have you fapped to her?
i can probably count it on a single hand
>Any stories involving her?
After transferring to a cheaper and less demanding uni, I got a job delivering pizzas and luck decided i'd deliver to my oneitis. i thought it would be great to see her again after being away for a few years. when she came to the door she had that "shaved one one side,long on the other" haircut, caked on mascara, and a bull ring nose piercing; three things i hate with a burning passion.

>Who is your oneitis user?

the fembot reading this

i sent mine a lot of creepy embarassing text messages and when i think about them i can't stop cringing how the fuck do i make it stop fuck fuck fuck

i know that feel user, it hurt. it hurt too much.

all the femanons that a filthy robot to could meet in the world on this site, and they're all in the US.

Truly the Ausbot was never meant for this world

>What does she look like?
pic related. not her but close enough
>Where did you meet her?
Tennis team in high school
>Did you ever talk to her?
Yeah, we dated for a year, then on and off romance after that.
>Ever plan on asking her out?
I did.
>How many times have you fapped to her?
I don't really count. She ends up in my dreams still sometimes, even though I've dated other people since.
>Any stories involving her?
She had a warm and bubbly personality and cared a lot about helping people and doing community work. I used to think I'd be the perfect match for her because I had some delusions of grandeur about saving the world and shit like that. She eventually saw through all that and saw me for the person I was, which back then was just a selfish kid. She isn't a saint either but she was mature enough to realize what she wanted in life and it wasn't with me. Can't say I blame her because I was a dope. I admire her now as a person because she's following her dreams and helping people. She found someone who is doing the same and cares about it as much as her, so I'm happy for her. I've moved on quite a long time ago but she was the one-itis.

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>Who is your oneitis user?
A girl I met on the internet.
>What does she look like?
I don't know.
>Where did you meet her?
An online game.
>Did you ever talk to her?
Yeah, we used to talk every day. It was the best 6 months of my life in recent memory. Then she decided she didn't want me as an orbiter anymore and stopped talking to me.
>Ever plan on asking her out?
Yeah.
>How many times have you fapped to her?
0
>Any stories involving her?
Not really, it's just the usual online bullshit. I still love her and always will.

>Who is your oneitis user?
Girl I'd see at the bus stop every day.
>Did you ever talk to her?
No but we would make a lot of eye contact and I caught her staring at me once. I was pretending to be on my phone and I saw her from the corner of my eye. Probably just me.
>Any stories involving her?
I wanted to talk to her but never could. I went on tinder one day and found her. I swiped right hoping for the best but now it's been a week and nothing. It's very likely she just doesn't use the app anymore. So I requested to follow her private Instagram and it's been two days now and nothing. It's also likely she doesn't use Instagram that often since she only has like 6 photos on there. Or maybe I probably creeped her out and now I look like a stalker. She also had her snapchat on her bio...but that'd make it 3 social media platforms I've followed her on. How badly did I fuck up? Should I try snapchat? Man I should've talked to her irl. Now I'm on summer vacation and I'll probably never see her again.

>Or maybe I probably creeped her out and now I look like a stalker.
Well the way you're portraying it doesn't help. Just talk to her. If there isn't any point in the future that you are able to comfortably have a conversation with her, and instead you just continue to follow her social media, then yes, you are creeping.

Rose lol. It's been a long time since I discovered her. I stopped caring for a bit, and now that I'm older I find her even more appealing than before. She's smart and charming and at first glance doesn't have any annoying moral hangups, which is something that ruins good girls for me. Back when I would watch her videos and think "how quaint" and be mildly amused. Now I can't help but notice how charming she is. Only thing I don't like is she wanted Sasha Grey to stop the "gagging thing". What's that about? But yeah... haha.

DANY

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>no one responding

Seriously she's married and a coal burner too.

>who
girl from my uni econ class
>looks
short light skin latina has cute bangs and a peach shaped ass
>ask
probably
>fap
yeah
>stories
we talked about morrissey, shoegaze, and art for awhile when we worked on a project together

I met her on this app called TanTan I was so surprised to get match with such a cute asian girl I was a little bit hesitant of messaging her because usually I always get no replies back but I decided to just do it and we hit it off pretty well we both have similar interest in music and movies however we talked for about 4 more months until I finally managed to ask her out and she said yes which made me really happy it was also my first date by the way unfortunately I let the emotions get the best of me and I confessed to her which I know you should never do on the first date yes I know I'm a fucking retard but she said that she's happy that I like her however she wants to take things slow since we barely know each other which is completely understandable.

And I never fapped to her for some reason I just can't maybe I'm weird or something.

Typical mentally ill and sexually confused art hoe type
Went out with her a couple of times,said that i liked her and she said that she will think about it whatever the fuck that means
She's such a mistake but i feel really stron gly about her

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Did she ever talk to u or try to

I'm in love with a ghost trying to haunt me.

Every single tomboy who claims to be a lesbian is just bi because they haven't had a good dicking. Worthless trash, no class whores.

Post more fucking pics or give an @

>oneitis
I swallowed black pill long time ago and leaved behind this phase of my edge life. No woman is special, its just illusion evoked by infatuation .

Faithful to Boxxy for ten years now

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Are you white? There's a lot of Middle Eastern dudes in my city, I'm not attracted to them but most of them are just happy if a white girl talks to them, and most of them are laidback. You should just go up and say hi.

>Who is your oneitis user?
Someone I met last year at some production/networking group
>What does she look like?
Looks like pic related, except she wears less makeup (if any) and is half Chinese
>Where did you meet her?
^
>Did you ever talk to her?
Yes, when her other orbiters weren't dying to speak to her first
>Ever plan on asking her out?
No, she has a boyfriend (fiance) of 8 years. inb4 "lol you have no chance, cuck"
>How many times have you fapped to her?
None. I don't even get erections over her. Same with my previous crushes
>Any stories involving her?
Not much. She makes an effort to talk to me over the other orbiters, so there's that.

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>implying I have enough contact with women to make somebody my oneitis
The closest I have to this is my buddy's girlfriend. She's awesome and I want to be her friend.

> Who is your oneitis user?
First crush

> What does he look like?
Ash blond hair, grey eyes, black eyebrows and eyelashes, slim pointy face, high cheekbones, kind of twinkish. He was skinny and he always wore this big oversized white jacket, and I used to just wish he would grab me and cuddle me inside of it. Had also an identical twin.

> Where did you meet him?
School. He was a couple years older than me and we rode the same bus to school and I remember him cause he never sat down and would always be at the front.

> Did you ever talk to him?
I think so, but it was a long ass time ago. We were at some garden fete thing and he came up to me and asked if I wanted a lollipop, I said yes and he gave one to me. We'd say hi every once in a while after that, but he moved away and I never saw him again.

> Ever plan on asking him out?
I did, but whenever I was near him he never paid any attention to me. I knew from that that he probably wasn't attracted to me, so I gave up.

> How many times have you fapped to him?
I used to, but over time it became harder and harder to remember exactly what he looked like, which always happens when I really like someone. I haven't seen him since he moved away. I recently realized that I subconsciously base all my crushes on him which is hard because he was so unique looking.

> Any stories involving him?
I saw his identical twin at a dance show and I didn't realize he'd come out as gay, so I don't know if my crush ended up being gay too. But if he was gay, then at least I know why he never expressed any interest in me because I'm a girl.

She most likely didn't even bother to block you. It happened to me before. Messaged a girl on facebook I am "friends" with. Just asking politely if she remembers me from that one party where she had stuck to me all the time (the latter I did nit mention). I can see that she read my message. She was online at the time I wrote. Even the effort of blocking or unfriending me would have been more attention than I deserved in her eyes. Fuck her.

Thanks for your post user. I enjoyed the read and can sympathize very well.

I will always love only the one. Wei Lian ai piao liang shi.

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I do a lot more lurking than posting these days, but I can't get my mind off the fact that I'm never seeing her again (she's going to another state for college), so...

>Who is your oneitis user?
A girl in my high school, near the top of my graduating class.

>What does she look like?
Somewhat resembled pic related, had longer hair though.

>Where did you meet her?
She was in my engineering class in sophomore year, we never managed to have another class together after that (she was "gifted" and I wasn't, so that's probably why).

>Did you ever talk to her?
Nope, we had lots of common interests (she was also a weeb/gamer girl and a bookworm) and she was one of the few girls in my school that wasn't a Snapchat-addicted thot but I was too autistic to ever go up to her. I would just "coincidentally" try to cross paths with her during lunch/between classes and look at her instead. There isn't a single day that passes now where I don't regret not getting to know her the one time I had a class with her.

>How many times have you fapped to her?
I honestly can't bring myself to fap to her, she seemed too pure for it.

>Any stories involving her?
Not really...the closest I ever got to her was getting seated right behind her at graduation, and trying my hardest to keep from blushing in front of everyone around me. I also had a boner for almost the entire duration, thankfully my gown managed to cover it up.

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>tfw no one replied to my oneitis post

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It's not really a oneitis because it implies I see her around, but there is one girl I met at an anime convention that I've since longed after without being able to make a move. I was sat down on a bench with my brother and she came and sat down too. She was cosplaying as Hikari from Demi-chan and joined in the conversation I was having with a passerby friend, and I instantly noticed that she was spellbindingly cute. She wasn't a fake sort of cosplayer cute, she was really earnestly cute and lovely and ever so slightly dorky. We talked for about half an hour, and I don't think I've ever been so content just chatting and learning about someone. She was a Russian girl living in the UK and she does watercolour art, and some of her artwork is absolutely stunning. She talked about being out in nature and being inspired by it, and she's made an online shop to sell some of her work. I was going to ask for her number but in a stroke of awful fortune I had lost my phone that very morning. So, she gave me her art Instagram and I told her I'd message her. But when I tried searching for the name she gave me, it didn't return anything - so I tried different combinations of similar words on and off until I eventually found her a month or so later. But by that point, it would've felt strange to message her, and I would've possibly come across really thirsty, so I just never did. It's now two years since then and I still visit all her social media and just admire her. Maybe one of these days I'll message her and say "Hey, remember me from ages ago?" just so I can say I've done it. I really hope her shop is going well, I may buy some stuff from it to support her passion. She's still making art so I'm so pleased she's still pursuing it. And now I realise I'm rambling so I'll end the post here.

idk if you're even still in this thread

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>claims to have had oneitis
>is over her

This aint it, chief

Thank you for your story user. I genuinely hope you will find happiness in your life.

>big chief
>this ain't it, oof
>ebin heggin updooted
Kys

I JUST WANT A THICC LATINA GIRLFRIEND FUCCCCCCKKKKKK

iktf bro, god as my witness i will fuck her one day

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Any ass pics?
Sjdjdhj

This girl on my bus. A jewish loli. I have literally never spoken to her for the w years I've liked her, and i have 16 days of school left but I'm too socially retarded to approach her without turning pitch fucking red and getting uber nervous.

2 years not w years

>Who is your oneitis user?
Don't have one because I'm a NEET and don't get out enough.

origninalalsmlmdalkdd

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>all male anons oneitis are at least an 8
>all female anons oneitis are greasy losers
really makes you think

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>Who is your oneitis user?
Classmate
>What does she look like?
Smol japanese girl
>Where did you meet her?
School
>Did you ever talk to her?
No
>Ever plan on asking her out?
Yes, but it will likely never happen because I have very low social skills.
>many times have you fapped to her?
Never because i would feel awful about it.
>Any stories involving her?
no.