/britfeel/

anyone else noticed that british people are usually a lot more skinny than yanks? Why is this? i don't understand

Not sure I could maintain that balance tbf

We've got a shit load of fatties lad

>Why are you all so obsessed with me?
I hate your guts and i want to give you shit irl

Because I want to fuck your tender arse

Americans have different DNA and more calories in their water so it's pretty obvious, lad.

I meant more in the sense that yanks are better built, have more muscle etc.

More of a sporting/fitness culture over there I suppose. There kids play yank football while ours eat chips on park benches

I was thinking that could be it. i think lifting is a lot more common over there as its synonymous with playing American football, its part of the jock culture and all that.

>posting yourself anonymously to feign outrage

cringe

just been and got coal for food and found a right gotge in the earth. defo setting up hq here. just getting high while the food cooks then will crack on. might make some housing on stilts for the animals, save the mob hassling them

why though? Serious answers only
Already has been today xd

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Got a 4 pack of the same. What's your go to sip?

I am genuinely losing the plot lads. Not even joking or trying to be edgy. I'm scared, schizophrenia runs in my family.

Plus bodybuilding has been massive there over the years. Yanks always want things bigger and more extreme for whatever reason

>What's your go to sip?
Pipeline Punch and Mixxed (the pink and purple ones)

Not sure where you guys are coming from, but all your observations could be true if you consider if you are in the UK and see Americans, and if you are in the US and see some Brits, then the people you are seeing are usually the mobile and affluent members of their country and look better. The poor in the West get stuck at home

Can some of the lads please give me a (you) with some cock and ball torture memes? Proper make me giggle.

Just downloaded 11gb of interracial porn.

Wew lad.

>Not sure where you guys are coming from
For one look at their prisoners, they are huge compared to ours
secondly, going off pictures i see of random yanks and the one's i have met irl, they are usually a lot more broad than us brits. i see where you are coming from about the the poor thing but middle class people here are typically scrawny too
In england, near enough everyone is super skinny (not counting the fatties) unless they are into lifting, while yanks i see are usually better built.

and yet I have no belly gf, unacceptable!

Everyone who posts below this is a child fucking nonce and will henceforth be cursed to there thirteenth progeny

>why though?
Ur personally triggers me. u act sassy online bet u would shit one irl. it would entertain me

Is it against the rules to threaten someone with a dox?

based jannies banning my enemy

edgebaston calm down you said you had a girlfriend at your gran's bit now

Jannies, tell the mods to range ban this faggot.

>5 gets in 6 posts
>the only one without a get is the nonce
Repeating integers are sentient and they are based are sentient and based.

>tfw 3 of them posts were mine

lol youtube.com/watch?v=AhhNGOfhOvA

>tfw every post in this thread is me except this one

Yawning lads. Might go to bed soon

might eat half a block of cheese, go to bed and have some mental dreams tonight lads

I tried that once. Enjoy shitting out a tree trunk in the morning lad, your ass will never forgive you for it

Had a few dreams about murdering people recently. I didn't even feel bad about it, just annoyed at myself for losing my temper because I knew it would affect my career prospects and upset my parents.

>start lucid dreaming
>first thing i do when i got into my dream was kill npcs and have sex with females i know

epic

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I just fly about a while when LD, never been that interested in interacting with people

The one and only time I lucid dreamed was inside this massive hall, like an assembly and I could ride a broomstick and fly. Was amazing.

>woman in a dream called me schizophrenic
uncalled for

cant sleep Iaddos :(

>spent the past 10 mins looking for song I just remembered
>finally find it
oh man thats a good feel

*knocks you out with fist*
sleep tight mate

cba to look for new films, so rewatching old ones i havent seen in years.
no country for old men is about to start.

hagrid kills eeyore

In space innit

Genuinely having a huge sweaty wank lads

easily lose hours on minecraft and barely do fuck all. got the beginnings of a base going.
going to have a spliff then do anothher couple of hours then go to bed for a bit

Just want to die but I can't let that happen

Looks proper wintery out there lids, other than it being daylight at this time, pissing it down with rain and I can see the trees blowing in the wind

Well, lads. I can't sleep. Too nervous about wageing today. I did see a fucking squirrel steal the bird fat though. Absolute madman.

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The fucker dragged it off a nail only to get it stuck on another nail down the fence.

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Hello neighbur

Haha, get back to bed ya spakker.

I can't I'm at work REEEEE

You the night security lad who just sits on his laptop all night?

Nah not him, but I can do a fair bit of shit posting at work if it's quiet. Tonight hasn't been too bad. Night security sounds top tier comfy but ive read a few creepy pastas where shit hits the fan

Greentext the creepiness please lad.

what do you do? i work night shift at supermarkets and it's super busy all the time.

Are you the lid who is having to do the unpaid "job" in retail? Good luck if so. If it's unbearable start aggressively twitching, swearing and spitting at people.
Might as well make slave labour entertaining.

There is a correlation between cola sleep schedule and thread comfiness.

have i told you lads im moving to america soon?
mum has told me to hand in my notice soon so we can start preparing
ill be NEET for the first few months while i wait for my work permit, plan to travel about. i hope you lads dont mind me posting here still?

Yeh, that's me. Couldn't sleep at all and I've got diarrhea, lol. Might try and nick some cans of Dr. Pepper if the staff are rude to me and not go back. It's only 4 hours today, though. Surely it will fly by, r-right?

Same here. Just knowing I have to get up to an alarm makes me lose sleep. Fucking kill me.

nah still post. tell us what it's like
where abouts in murrica you moving to?

Can't right now mate because I'm in work, but there was one about some jap lads that worked nightshift in a garage, if you can wait a few hours I can give you a utub narration
Work in a hospital, levels of busy vary considerably

My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off

the original lyrics follow the same format

rise and shine wagies mr shekelberg is waiting for us

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In six hours my first experience as a wagie will be over. I currently have the shits really badly. This couldn't be a worse morning.

Take some loperamide lad (immodium)
Put your shoulders back, smile and fee polite and you should be fine

just shit yourself and sit there in the smell

AAAH I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK I WISH I WAS A CHAD WITH NO WORRIES

Kek this is fantastic advice

Hopping on the train up to London to protest against Trump.
When he sees how many of us are out he's bound to get straight back on that plane.

What's up user?

Oroubi

I'm just not built for this world, user. My brain is wired differently. I can't be a normie.

I often feel the same way, I think it's gonna be this way forever and it's never gonna get better. I wish I could make friends irl

why are call centre thots always so confrontational?
they refuse to help and hang up on you for shouting at them for not helping
hate call centre thots
would rather speak to a paki than a thot tbqh
spoke to 3 (three) thots on the phone just, one was a manager. issue is still not sorted they refused to help
gonna go into the branch later and speak to a bloke, guaranteed the top lad will sort out the problem there and then
women should not be in any customer facing job

Haven't been able to sleep more than 4 hours for over a week now lads. Getting a bit tiresome, maybe it's the heat or something.

If I worked in a call centre I would be sour as fuck to every cunt who rang me

Get a milkshake ready lad

I dunno desu but it could be theyre hostile because youre a massive cunt?

>If I worked in a call centre I would be sour as fuck to every cunt who rang me
Then you're a cunt. It would literally be your job to help customers
Maybe but it's still their job to help customers, not refuse to help and hang up

Thread is comfier in the early morning desu.
Good morning lads.

Youre right it is their job to help, but its not their job to put up with abuse from mongoloids such as yourself

Wouldn't be shouting at the stupid thot if they'd just do their job

Also 90% of the time the thing you need help with might genuinely be something they are unable to help with, so its unfair to take that out on them. Theyre literally mouthpieces for piece of shit companies who dont have a singular fuck about you, you want understanding from them but you arent willing to give any yourself. Fuck off and die you miserable cunt.

*sets the volume of /britfeel/ to 23*

As mummy says "you get more with sugar than you do with shite"
Deano is probably going to tell you to do one and fuck off out of his branch too

Good morning youre through to britfeel customer services, this is wagie speaking, how can I help you today?

>something they are unable to help with
Don't care, I want it sorted now
Well then Deano is gonna get peppersprayed

Then you'll get arrested for being a spoilt mong kek