Rare sentence thread

based and orangepilled

Shit all over my dick Richard.

How vexing a fumble to drop a jolly zucchini in the quicksand.

I told the rabbit hand to get a second agenda on the magic of spoons and whistles.

Jeffles deserved better

femanon I want you to eat my asshole then come back up for air only for me to kiss you leaving you gasping for air while I manually lick my fresh ass hairs out from your lips/tongue. Then we'll fuck to till this entire house is filled with 2 inches of sweet, pure pussy juice and I walk around this goddamn house like I'm Jesus.

Being alive feels great

go get your own bucket

derangement

my pee pee smells like wee wee

Nuclear gorilla shit. A massive giraffe just broke my loose toenails. Please pull the iron rods out of my eyes. I'm selling this cow for eight niggers obo. Massive fungal faggots fucked my fumbling refigerator. Bob ross is a load of humble mumble scumble. Fresh crunchy gooks.

OP doesn't love to choke on fat cocks.

The robot fucked me.

there's more to life

I know what it feels like to be loved

I dont want to work or study

BWAHAHABAHAHA AHHAHAHA AAAAHHHH HAHAHAHAH

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I, user, am a perfectly well adjusted and emotionally in-tuned individual, who loves my colleagues, family and girlfriend.

I want to work and study

Nigger here, Nigger there, Nigger Everywhere.

Elon Musk is an idiot

You have a weird penis

The best thing is q-tipping inside my foreskin.

the jews stole my foreskin

I have a functional family.

The mohel munched my meat sheath.

Oreganito

Hair Tube

I actually like being a NEET most of the time. It's fun.

do you really believe that anybody actually does that? it's an absolute crazy fringe practice. if you wanna hate jews then say things that they actually do instead of something only practiced by the weirdest of the weirdo orthodox.

Smart black man

Loadmaster.

I'm gonna go have sex with my transsexual Asian girl friend with down syndrome

My life is nice

Starfox is good.

> nothing against females
Kek

i know it's just a joke. other religions do worse anyway

women are very funny

Sometimes, I just yell at birds, because I don't want them near me.

I have had so much sex I love sex and i do it every night and have a girlfrend

Amy Schumer is hilarious

Loved the new Avenger's movie

I want to beat my oneitis to death with a hammer and then suicide by cop outside a liquor store.

I don't think OP is gay.

my big fat titties

box mover

I don't hate women that much

I like strawberries.

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was unoriginal.

Niggers have aids and are gay

Gott is gerecht und das Jenseits ist eigentlich echt

I think homosexuality is OK

I will lose my virginity today

I love myself just the way I am

i hope you all have a great day tomorrow.

I won't commit suicide

eraserhead baby

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I am not a severely suicidal, lonely depressed virgin who acts like he hates everyone online but actually hates himself

Trump this, trannies

Drink Beast

It sounds like you're telling faggots and niggers that you hate women. Pretty based.

Doesn't the robot just get reset every few months?

My penis is only 4 inches and It doesn't make me feel inadequate as a man.

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I desire a feminine penis

I finally got a gf thanks to you guys

niggardly apes.

i like vanilla coke

You are good looking, OP

Sup Mah Niggaz!

I have sex with my 5th gf, in the back of a pick up truck, while doing cocaine with the boys.