Think about it guys if we banned all nonvirgins the post quality would improve tenfold

think about it guys if we banned all nonvirgins the post quality would improve tenfold.

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you really think virgins make the best posts chief?

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Then chads should get a board where we ban all people who dont have sex at least once a week

Are you excited to turn 17 user? Having sex doesn't make you any less of a robot, if it finally happens to you you'll be just as unhappy as you were before

Nah, once I have sex I'll stop calling myself a robot. Why cling onto such a title?

I mean you're free to stop calling yourself a robot, but having sex isn't going to fix any of the underlying issues that caused you to consider yourself to be a robot in the first place.

You see, when you are virgin you can sublimate sexual frustration in quality posts.

Go away
You're right but I still want you to go away

The state of having been able to attract someone and have sex with them, is a symptom of one having improved enough to graduate from robotdom. Just because you're still depressed does not mean you haven't improved.

>only self identified robots can post here

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I remember when only virgins posted here
Somehow it was even worse

You had enough self esteem and charisma to convince someone to let you put your penis inside of them. Even if you paid for it, you still had the courage to seek out a prostitute.

How far on the spectrum are you

Honestly yeah. If you're a virgin, you probably belong to this boards culture better than anyone else. It also means you have no social life/are a NEET which means you have lots of time to invest in quality posts.
You absolutely cannot be an actual robot if you aren't a virgin, unless you visited a prostitute, but even that's questionable. If you were able to socialize with a woman and attract her enough to sleep with you, there is no way you are a robot.
This.

Where in the rules does it say you have to be a virgin to post here?

Oh wait it doesn't. Fuck your moral posting code faggot, this is my board just as well as it's yours. Suck it up virgin.

this would be perfect, please permaban anyone who states he has/had a gf or sex

>wanting to be a robot
Why do retards do this. Its like desperatly fighting to be called a faggot. Also its easy to spot zoomers when posters keep talking meme shit like
>haha it was so good back in the day with all the virgins here
Never happened. If anything it was even more normiecore.

>was in school pre columbine
>everyone thought I would burn down or blow up the school
>to be fair I did sort of try (was going to see if there was a way to blow the place using natural gas the school used for heating)
>end up dropping out of school shortly before columbine

Dodged a bullet there because with everyone at maximum paranoia they would of all pointed fingers at me including the teachers. Then it would of pissed me off and pushed my closer to the brink of actually doing it out of sheer spite.

Virgins don't have stories to tell or anything interesting to say. Otherwise they wouldn't be virgins. Why would you want a board comprised of only those people?

Lmao are some u actually adult virgins thats just sad

>interesting
Interesting is subjective faggot.

This isn't your board. We can't stop you from posting, but it is not your home. Maybe you'd feel more welcome on Instagram.

24 years old now and feel no shame about it in any way.

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