List 5 major Events that happend to you this year. Keep it at 5 or less

Your girlfriend is pregnant and you're getting heroin? I hope your baby is miscarried so it doesn't have to come in to the world to such a garbage parent as yourself.

>went on a cross country road trip
>gf graduated college
>tried DMT for the first time
>went to see my favorite band (shpongle) play at red rocks
>went to bali for 10 days

I'm aware

She's not pregnant. If she is, we're not having it. I just really hate worrying about this.

Okay, then that's better. Go back to your drugs, degenerate.

>boyfriend broke up with me
>woke up in the hospital after trying to kill myself
haha I sure hope I won't do it again.

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>mom lost job
>dad died
>got job
>lost job
>enrolled in college for first time at ripe age of 24

>graduated college
>quit drug habits
>lost v card
>reading a book a month
About it

>did clonazepam and blacked out for a week
>attempted suicide half assedly
>moved a hundred miles away
>started uni
>met friends from r9k irl

>Keep it at 5 or less
Well that sure won't be an issue.

this is actually really beautiful and poetic

anmewebe

>Dropped out of Uni
>Cried for a day straight over dead best friend
>Dad got cancer
>Got hospitalised for 5 days for alcohol poisoning
>Got a job

Seriously racking my brain trying to come up with just these 2. It's not fair question, 2019 isn't over yet.
>visit spain
>became the 2nd most senior developer at work

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>got a job
>saw my waifu
>asked a guy out
>asked a girl out
thats about it. both rejected me btw.

>graduated high school
>moved out, moved across states
>leased apartment on my own
>going to community college
>working
>finished my Arixmethes, the Slumbering Isle deck for EDH

Sounds like a personal problem you edgy faggot.

That shit sucks, man. But with the college thing, youre on your own path. Nobody elses opinion fucking matters, one of my friends started going at 27, and he didnt even graduate high school. Whats done is done, there isonly forward. We are here if you need us. Love you brobot stay safe and may the gods watch over your battles, friends

>got exelent grades
>got bf
>bf ghosted me

Literally nothing, which is preferable actually.

reminder humblebragging is worse than being a nigger

>kept job
>more money
>book a nice summer vacation for me and my gf of 2 years
>she cheats while manipulating me and lying to me
>can't be bothered to go anywhere alone, depressed as fuck, on the verge of suicide

Yeah, that took a shitty turn alright

>got a $1.00 raise
>a girl spoke to me unprovoked and in a friendly manner

Uhhh lets see
>actually became friends with a woman for the first time at 26
>actually confessed my feelings for someone for the first time(got turned down but we still talk)
>took judo but quit because the coach was an abusive ass
>read a book about eating pussy but im a virgin
I can make it to 4

Lost all my money
Become flat earther
Am more depressed
All friends are now fake friends
Become hated by family and everyone I know, not even one person likes me

>lost 6 figure job
>got 50k job
>become depressed alcoholic because of the loss
>fuck three different girls in one day (one by one)
>threesome

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>he has this birth control implant but thinks she's pregnant because of two positive tests (I don't think she is. Apparently false positives happen on this birth control).

birth tests are 99%+ accurate. and she got positive on both of them. mate you are fucked and in denial of it

>worked 60 hr/week last summer
>lost then regained 23 lbs
>moved into my first real apartment
> Tried cocaine from a homeless man
>Got an internship in my field this summer

>dropped out of uni for the third time
>...
>...

>That pic with those 5 events.
I sense a whole lot of bullshit.

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not even. ask me details if u want

>graduated cuck university with STEmcuck degree
literally nothing else, i just lifted weights and had some interviews and walked up some mountains

>>Find out it is with our landlord and I get evicted soon after
holy Shit, the cheating Part is insane on its own, but ..wow.

i feel you

why did He Break Up If its okay If i ask

we're Here to Share Good and Bad stuff, its okay to brag but be honest with yourself

stay prositive, If Things can Turn, they will again

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>Start working for federal government
>Buy a bunch of sound recording equipment to move my music career forward

Two very conflicting things. Wageslaving for government leaves me too exhausted to write, practice, record... I feel like half a man

Hoping the truly "major" events are still to come.

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Ok I'll bite.

>lost 100k+ job
What was the 6 figure job? What position was it, how long did it take you to get there and what did the work entail? Why did you lose it?

>got 50k job
Why did you settle for a 50k job and what kind of job was it?

>depressed alcoholic
This part sounds believable enough.

>fuck three different girls in one day.
Sounds extremely unlikely for a /robot/. Walk me through that day and the events that occurred to make it all possible if you want me to believe this.

>threesome
Again, extremely unlikely for a /bot/ but elaborate on how this came to be.

>I studied for 15hrs for a test in college( this is a real milestone, never was so disciplined)
>I almost ran a sub 17min 5k
>I lost plenty of weight
>I mastered unix systems( and am using linux)
> I started a core training regimen

Pretty boring achievements, yes.

Unfortunately and I'm asocial and schizoid so nothing happened concerning women and socializing.

get fucked honestly

>nothing
>nothing
>nothing
>nothing
>shit just got worse

Because I did something that he didn't like, even though he does the same stuff. Hard to explain. Really want to fucking neck myself since he left me, life doesn't make sense to me anymore.

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Honestly don't know for how long I'll keep going to be honest. Landed in the ICU already and constantly want to end my fucking life just because I don't have him in my life anymore. I wish I wouldn't fucking care about him.

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You blew it, now you can't buy a gun and have a near 100% chance of success

user, I fucking wish I was born in merica where I could just purchase a gun to blow my brains out.

Sadly I'm born in Europe and have to rely on a train to smush my head open.

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>bought a salvage Camaro
>lost gf
>family got torn apart
>needed appendix removal
>electric got shut off for some reason

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Wish I had a depressed gf so I can make her feel better

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>finished first year of college
>went to job interview
>I don't fucking know, finished Big Mouth on Netflix
Fuck this nothing ass year

>broke leg
>got surgery
>got cast off
>start working again
>start light gym work again

Same shit but it was last year. Been having trust issues ever since.

You don't... There are many better suicide methods. You dont wanna end up in a hospital without legs.

>4th and final year of emptiness
>became too tired to continue
>saving up 400$ to buy a shotgun and kill myself

>got NEETbux
>therapist doesn't want to see me again
>my brother now has a daughter
>went to a cottage in France for a week long holiday
>found a new hobby in reading biographies of noticeable people in history

>had a stroke
>bought chemicals online to kms
>severe insomnia, go to doctor who prescribes sleeping pills
>sleeping pills make me try to kms and fail
>No cure, second stroke and slowly dying as CNS shuts down
2019 is a hell of a year, someone else can keep it

>Started taking antidepressants, but they doesn't do anything at all
>Met a girl on the internet and we made out irl (had been a kissless virgin before and she will most likely help me to lose my v card).
>Made 2 decent sounding instrumentals in FL Studio which I am actually proud of
>Started mixing alcohol and antidepressants, cuz everything seems so dream-like and slow while being drunk on pills
>Probably developed videogame addiction again

Oh god oh fuck I just want to be a normal fag and live average and happy life. I don't wanna be depressed and socially retarded.

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>graduated uni early
>got a high paying job
>dad died
>broke up with gf because she refused to talk to me when my dad died
>moved in with a friend

>all these normies graduating college and getting good jobs
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEE

Kinda nice to know that youll die. If someone told me "hey dude u gonna die in a year" it would feel pretty neat
You planning a good suicide so that you dont have to risk paralysis etc before dying?

Only option available rn is hanging. I might fuck it up but at this point it wouldn't make much of a difference because my brain is shot. Either today or tomorrow after bingeing my favorite anime.

holy fuck, can you stupid, desperate fags please stop provoking that idiot that keeps larping as a femanon for attention? geez.
fool, all those questions can easily /b/ullshitted around.

-FR0GM1L1T1ASERGEANT

>easily /b/ullshitted around.
And yet he didn't reply even though he was supposedly happy to provide details. I called him on his bluff and he folded right away.

RIP. Just move on. Get another boyfriend you suicidal faggot

Man this thread is just full of in in unrelatable normalfags

>lose motivation after my plan to run away fails; fail semester
>carve "NOT HAPPENING" in arm, mom puts me in mental hospital
>attempt to bond with mom more, she finds old texts in which i angrily said fuck her, wants me to leave her alone
>start smoking cigs
>go back to philadelphia for a couple days with mom, while there lock keys in rental and fuck up plans

this shit is fuckin wack, i would give anything for it to end

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Congrats youre already a fucking normalfag and you should GTFO right now you fucking nigger

Dude, you can fuck up your own life but you can't disrespect your own mother. That is against the biblical commandment. Do get some therapy for your other issues, and get an e-cig if you truly want to continue smoking.

>had to pay 500$ to social services.
>have to pay 260$ to social services.
>Internet had a breakdown so I can't play games.
>no longer get money from social services.
>dentist said my teeth looked good even though I haven't brushed more than 10 times this year.

>got in debt
>Started having depression
>sexual orientation changed
>got a new bf
>improved relationship with bff

What did you do to social services?

>left old career path
>started on the path to financial freedom with business
>got a race car and learned to drive standard
>made a whole bunch of cool new friends and grew my network a lot
>living pretty happily and freely for the first time in my life

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>dropped out of university
>stopped using heroin becuase my plug overdosed and is dead
wahoo

They told me that they had paid me too much during January - February even though they haven't paid me for 7 months, was the same last December (500$ one) but didn't have any proof that they never paid me since on that one they brought up a random date 3 years ago and my credit card history only goes back 3 months and then it gets wiped, but now for the 260$ I should be able to get it rescinded.
They're basically just out to scam people.

>I actually don't remember if there was any, wtf is going on with my life

shut up, fag, e-cigs are worse and 'disrespect" is completely subjective. it wasn't even to her face. right about now, both God and my mom can run my fucking hands. therapy is for normies who are too afraid to think for themselves and need someone with a degree to do it for them. a therapist would do a worse job than you.

also started texting a bitch that cucked me on a bus to a christian summer event a year ago, unsure as to why really. she keeps asking me if i'm okay and when i admit no we settle on the fact that it's overall my fault, which makes me feel like shit then pisses me off because it is true. she said she missed me.

Kys normalfag we dont care about your nonentity life

better than most of the other shit in this thread

go fuck yourself, edgetard

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>false charges finally get dropped after a year and a half
>enrolled in shitty college
>try and fail to motivate myself
>lost probably five pounds
>idk
My life is pretty uneventful

>got blocked by my only friend, who may or may have committed suicide shortly after
>started learning to cook
>found out I might not get into the only college course I've applied to and that even if I do the college is not only very far away from my home but it's also situated in a ghetto shithole
>became an alcoholic
>realised it's been 7 years since the last time I had a meaningful interaction with a female

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>got an apartment
>new pc
>got a shitty car
>promoted at work
>2 of the neighbors had a 3some with me after they had been drinking and saw me in my window changing my shirt. guess they were horny and thought hey new guy will do. both liked being spanked

i didnt, just went away from pc to do other things. i am still here if anyone cares

>started uni
>finished first year well
>started lifting again
>employed at cozy summer job again
>suddenly getting positive attention from cute girls, still no clue how to respond
Going pretty well for me boys. Might have achieved cyborg status on accident just through self improvement and finding good genes buried under my NEET fat

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>started working out
>stopped eating bad
>got back into my hobbies after years of absence
>gradually going back to work after being at sick leave for a year
>got a trip planned for next month and finalized the last few things
We'll see if what they say is true, "everything that goes up, must come down" I don't expect this to last for much longer before I revert back to a ruined wreck as my life nosedives into a worse state then I were in last year

>Fucked a girl again after 2 years on a dry spell
>She liked it enough that she gave me her number to make it a regular thing.
>Reason why I was on a 2 years dry spell was a traumatic abusive relationship with a girl that left me scarred with deep trust issues related to women in general so spending the weekend with her and having sex with her signifies the overcoming of that fear
>Started saving money to buy land to build an auto-sufficient commune. Already halfway saved
>Became a certified operator at my job as an mechanic in aeronautics

None of them are good unfortunately
>Power outage early in the year, came back 3 days later. All was good an then our kitchen was a fucking ankle-deep geyser. The kitchen is currently completely gutted, except for a sink
>parents fighting more often, I live at home and just barely finished my first year of uni
>Mom had a manic-depressive episode earlier in April, roped dad and me into it (almost disowned me entirely)
>my uncle almost fucking died because he's a recovering addict and keeps relapsing (he smoked like a chimney and drank beer like he was dehydrated)
>had to overhear my dad say he "can't just sit there and watch his baby siblings waste away" while crying (he's 63, oldest of 9. Third oldest brother passed away from heart failure suddenly at 54 leaving his wife and 3 kids under 13.)
I'm hyperfocusing on getting a decent job so I can move out, but at least my parents are going to marriage counselling and my uncle actually let someone take him to the hospital (he hates his entire family except my dad).

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>failed GED test
>started playing runescape

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>got 3.7 in uni
>broke up with roastie
>started summer class
>became less ugly
>moved back home for summer

the last one fucking sucks

>quit old job
>got new job
>finally put my hair in dreads
>???
>???

I'm working on saving up for a car, getting my license, and possibly getting my first gf or losing my v-card this year but nothing's a certainty.

> learned Japanese
> gained 7lbs D:
> +50% salary
> 1st above-ground solo apartment
> became estranged from family

Ups and downs. .

>My dumb mother became evento dumber because Alzheimer's
>I almost broke up with my orca fat gf. I wanted It but she insisted to us to be together (this fucking whale expend all my money and wants to have sex with me. She is disgusting. Also ugly)

That's it. My life suck balls.

- NEET for 8 years
- Lose my car to ruined transmission
- new SSRI med killed my boner for life
- My apt got stink due to blacked out piss everywhere
- LAZY ASS

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how the fuck are you neet and in an apartment.

where do you people get money?

if i lost my job i'd be homeless in 3 months....

>She's not pregnant. If she is, we're not having it. I just really hate worrying about this.
im sorry user, if she is pregnant you have no word on keep or not and you are responsible for it. enjoy this warm cup of equality.

Did you ever get some epic revenge? It's not too late.

>ghetto shithole
>alcoholic
Russia?