How do I get a gf when I have no hobby, no job, no interests, no friends, no money, no life...

how do I get a gf when I have no hobby, no job, no interests, no friends, no money, no life, and hate every living creature?

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Do what a friend of mine did and just lie about everything until you get someone that likes you for someone that isn't you.

That's just about the easiest way to get one.

Who is this titcow? Sauce please?

how do you even desire a gf if you don't desire any of those other things? what's wrong with you?

ummm we don't care about any of those things (except for the hateing every living creature thing) if you would treat us nice for a change

You're missing a "Teehee"

the hating part is the most characteristic quality about me.

>hate every living creature?
Why would you even want a gf them? lol fucking underage edgy dumbass.

>underage edgy dumbass
omg how will I recover from such a horrific insult.

You mentioned it so it obviously bothered you. You also didn't answer my question, ascertaining my original observation that you are indeed a dumbass.

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But I thought you were supposed to jus be ur self?

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>and hate every living creature?
Fuck off normalfag, only normies hate animals and want to hurt them.
Robots hate humanity and humanity only.

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>tell girl from Tinder I have no friends and ppl seem to not like me
>encourages me to just be myself
>meet with her, hangout, have a good time
>tells me later she just wants a platonic friendship

God damn, I guess she liked me til she saw my slight lovehandles or something. Or maybe it was cus I was being myself heeheeheeheehawhawhaw

Mati

Apparently she was underage when taking these pix. Hopefully that interests you.

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I hope you know that she's only 16 you sicko pedo fucks.

If being yourself doesn't get you a gf and that's all that you want, just be anybody but yourself.

It's horrible advice but it has worked for most people. Look at rock stars.

well if "being yourself" means that you act like an asshole because you're an asshole, why would someone want to be near you

yeah that's the look of a child if i've ever seen one mate. all those children with wildly exaggerated secondary sex characteristics

Still a child you faggot.

The text she put over the picture complete turned me off. I'm not even gonna jerk off to her anymore.

Most people here are 18-21 years old
How are they pedos?

easy.
Get a hobby
Get a job
Get friends
Get money
Get a life
Stop hating every living creature
once you do that it's quite easy

You're all lusting after an underage girl. That's what makes you a pedo.

I am fucking 19 mate
She's 16
Where is the problem?

deportation squads can't come soon enough

You're over the age of consent, she is under the age of consent. Why is this confusing for you?

So ,if some guy is 18 and a girl is 17
The guy is somehow a pedo?

Yes he is. If he wasn't one then why was he with an underaged girl to begin with?

But after 2 years he is not gonna be a pedo?
I get this right?

Age of consent is 16 mate.

Start a life of crime. Women love criminals.

KEK, what a faggot.
Oregano

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Change so you can say the opposite of all those things is true.

this reminds me that her insta is somehow not there anymore and it makes me sad everyday

Ex girlfriend just sent me an old photo of me that she took on her phone, it's just me in the photo and she didnt type any text with it. And then last night on Facebook posts how she's about to be single again, wtf is wrong with her?

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