Why not just marry a tinder girl, robot?

Why not just marry a tinder girl, robot?

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>Mochalatte hotties are just sitting there waiting to be your loyal qt wife and youre playing with your little pink cock watching cartoons

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They wont go on a date with me. They agree to the date and cancel last minute. Why do they do this? It makes me sick to the stomach every time I get a new match on tinder because they are just teasing me. Fuck females AAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHH

>marrying a girl with a body count in the triple digits

Almost all of my friends met their long term gfs through tinder. I think it's just how relationships are established now, and relationships are just shitty these days.

>getting hung up on individual tinder matches
>not just playing the numbers game and talking to every match you get
Like, 60%ish of girls you match with won't talk to you; from the portion that do, you won't have a meaningful conversation with them; even from those that you do talk to, a good portion just won't want to meet up. Just talk to loads of girls, get better at talking to them and eventually sift through enough that you finally go on a date.

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Only partially - you've got people who meet online, but you still have plenty of people who met irl.

>relationships are just shitty these days
Lmao how would you know? (:

Let me tell you lad, I swipe right to the limit every single time the cooldown ends. I have carefully curated my photos and bio, and have been approved by several real life female friends. I get maybe, MAYBE, one match a week through all this swiping. I have come to accept that I am just ugly and tinder is not for me.

Yeah, frankly, Tinder is incredibly shallow. You literally judge people you wanna go out with on their first picture, it sorta always had to be shallow. You may have better luck on other dating sites like OKCupid and stuff. I haven't tried them myself, but I've had friends who've met their gfs on them and stuff, so it's at least worth a go.

>Lmao how would you know? (:
I suppose I wouldn't, but considering the way people I know talk about dating, it seems pretty crappy.

I have tried OKCupid. You get way less matches, most of the users are older, and the ones I did get just wanted to skype and jerk off, no date

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It's very weird. I dont use it (and never will) but I know people who do. One guy is a 6 at best but gets lots of matches. The other is around an 8 and hardly gets any.

Wonder how much dick she went through before finding "The one"

Yeah well that's the gay lifestyle. Fuck fuck fuck until you die of HIV or loneliness.

I honestly wish I could meet a girl on Jow Forums. At least we'd have something to start talking about. :/

Bro that's pretty low these days unless you're talking monthly

God that conversation looks so vapid and cringe but I feel the same way about some flirty conversations I've re-read from my past too.

>100
>low these days
I'd rather just be alone forever

I'm not gay. Females masturbate too

If you are a biofemoid and have trouble on Tinder, you must be some kind of slithering squelcing mass of hair and pulsating rotten maggotflesh that leaves a trail of slime wherever she goes oh god why does that make me hot

I am a heterosexual male you fucking drooling brainlet

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I have a friend that went for the tinder/bumble whatever dating and he's given me some horrific feedback, part from him autistically trying to type and unable to hold a proper conversation which was cringe in itself the sheer volume of self entitled whores and their profiles where off the charts
Like I knew it was a meme but I thought they were exaggerated, not real. Either that or he stumbled upon so many troll profiles that it became the meme
I'm too spooked to try it now

marriage-tier women are not on tinder

I like cartoons more than real girls. Cartoons do not have the capacity to love me, but they also cannot hurt me.

>Marry
>Tinder girl

Why would I degrade myself like that?

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A lot of women in my area just try to hustle their snapchat or get clout via tinder.

I'm too ugly for online dating.

Even if I wasn't, I couldn't hold the attention of a girl like that. I hate talking to people, let alone pretending to be interested on what some vapid tinder thot has to say, all while faking some artificial confident "funny-cocky" personality even though I can't stand people like that in real life.

It's all so tiresome.

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>degrade myself
>namefagging on fucking Jow Forums
youre past the point of no return

I can't really argue against that

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Tripfags should not speak about degrading themselves. You can't go any lower.

>after taking 300 penises in my 20s, I found the man of my dream, by which I mean he will betabux and raise chad's kid for me.

I wanted to give dating apps a go, just to see what's out there, but then I realized that I got literally no pictures of myself.
I have no friends I could take pictures with.
wat do

>find love on a fuck app
lmao no

Highly doubt if you go on Jow Forums you are marriage tier yourself, just because you're a virgin loser doesn't make you the best partner to marry.

I agree, which is why robots especially shouldn't marry whores. Both sides are asking for trouble.

Nothing you can do. All you can do is take selfies in the bathroom but since you're not a girl you'll look awful and no-one will ever like you.

mirror selfies really arent that bad if you seem like an otherwise normie and agreeable person
also protip most smartphone cameras have a timer function :^)

400 swipes
0 matches from real women (4 from bots/prostitutes)

that's why

Take a shitty selfie and try to make up for it with an interesting/funny bio

I actually did meet my wife on tinder. We have a baby now. Feels good.

> She was creampied in the cars of 30 strangers prior
> Ahhh isn't it true love?

Because tinder is a test of my patience and confidence. I can't deal with women. Seriously nothing pisses me off more than leading me on and wasting my time and when it comes to meeting up never actually committing. This is one game that heavily favors the female race that I'll be sitting out from. Good luck but I lack the will or mental fortitude to torture myself by being on tinder.

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Are the other dating apps any better? Things like bumble, etc.?
I don't encounter women in my normal life and I need to accept that and try something else.

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>he thinks it's his
if you're lucky some of your dna made it in via chimerism but don't fool yourself more than that

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hahaha you really expect me to believe that

Hope this is true. Good on you lad.

never said i was marriage-tier, idiot