>call me nip nigger
>leaves food containers all over my table then leaves
>plays my vidya without permission and fucks my shit up
>wrestles me and wins to flex that she is taller/more fir
It's like having an annoying sister
Shit your gf do that grind you gears
David Mitchell
Kevin Foster
>left me out of nowhere two months ago
>together for a year
>barely any communication since
ahahaha bi-bitches right anons?
Zachary Martin
>leaves me for chad
Annoying
Robert Parker
it really grinds my gears when she doesnt exist, now gtfo you faggot normie
Leo Brown
calm your ego OP.
get better.
Ryder Morris
>kiss someone at a Party while drunk
>Not Putting any effort into the Relationship after few months
>Flirt with some 2/10 Guy at a Birthday Party 2 weeks after Breakup
..well
Zachary Bennett
Damn dude ducking sucks
But plenty of fish in the sea. You get gf eventalually that's better
Hudson Ross
All of these problems would be solved if you implemented spanking into your relationship
Noah Williams
>get better
I don't know man. Thought I was but now I'm wasted in the middle of the day and clearly getting nowhere.
Cameron Mitchell
When my gf exists and doesn't stay a fantasy, really grinds my muffins.
William Turner
>Doesnt exist
>Isnt real
>Not my gf
How come you faggots never tell us how to get gfs? Just tell us the ssme stupid bullshit like "talk to them." I fucking say hello and then what? THEN WHAT DO YOU SAY AFTER HELLO?
Landon Powell
>4'10" gf
>sometimes says she's 14 in public when she's a year older than me
>makes me sweat profusely that someone will actually call the fbi
i know you're reading this B
Henry Cox
My and my gf are long distance at the moment and she has never sent a nude and never will in her life because she's too pure.
I like that she's pure, but my dick can't help but want to ask her for nudes, because it's gonna be a long month.
Daniel Bennett
Beats me up when breakfast is too hot
Liam Sanchez
just be yourself, user. original post.
Liam Miller
AAAAAAAAAA
FUCK I ENVY YOU
I WANT A LEGAL LOLI GF SO BAD
Adam Sanchez
>wrestles me and wins to flex that she is taller/more fir
You're a lucky man OP
Evan Russell
It just happens my dude. There's no be all wnd all guide to getting a gf.
Isaiah Ross
But why doesnt it just happen to me?
Nicholas Johnson
You arent trying hard enough. Put yourself in a place where there are lots of girls and eventually one will husband you up. Maybe join a yoga class or attend ballet.
Connor Ross
Uuuggghhhh.... that sounds really nervewracking. I am not even interested in that kind of stuff, I think it will be obvious I am just being a creep. I dont even know how to make friends.
Dominic Rivera
'10" gf
hgg
Aiden Morales
literally: not ever exist
Joshua Myers
>Yoga class
90% 40-something moms and businesswomen. Yoga is nice but don't go trying to get a wife.
>Ballet
Generally speaking you can't just "join" ballet, it's a pretty steep commitment unless you're a dickbag.
Jonathan Clark
>gf
leave normie
Caleb Turner
>It's like having an annoying sister
A fit annoying sister you can fuck? Goddamn