ROBOT?

Do this test to know if you deserve to be here.

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34 - Wizard Apprentice or Robot as I'm moving out in a few weeks although my parents are still paying for rent and everything.

How old do you have to be to take this test

Last time I took this test I was a robot, now I'm 69 which makes me a cyborg

An adult??? Not underage?

>no smoking +1
>no weed +1
>no alcohol +1
>no other drugs +2
>no criminal record +1
Also this one is trash, why is had sex +8 but having children that you're proud of only +1

117

honestly most of these are free points and you're lying if you get under 80

58
You do not belong here, leave now.

>le u must be a virgin to post here even though its not an actual rule meme

fuck off with your incel safespace

105 now, 70 half a year ago. i really took the /sig/ pill and its working

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24 year old software engineer, drug/gambling addict

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34
I've had sex with a hooker.
I'm still a robot.
Nothing's changed.

forgot to add not enjoying gore and renting my own place

the least you can do is provide a decent resolution for this image, you retarded faggot

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64 cyborg, which desu fits perfectly with me, not anti-social, just eccentric.

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82

Slightly strange gang.

Frankly my ideal self would be slightly strange but attractive instead of fat and kinda ugly.

Why are you such a normalfag? Why doth thou ruin mine board?

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32
Too poor for drugs and junk food
At least im healthy, right?

decent smart phone +3 seems very high too. Should be +1 at most. Also +2 for using social networking sites means everyone everyone even reading this right now needs to check it.

Is it over for me? Orginal post only.

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77. Cyborg (Correct me if I miscounted) I fucking hate normies

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I'm actually anti social

Fuck off back to Plebbit normalfag

66

Outsider for outsiders

>be cyborg neet
>become wagie
>forced up a category
I think I liked life better as a neet but if I was one for much longer I would have been living on the street so oh well.

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unironically 135

24 ama

physical: 7 if you short + obese + smoking its eliminate everything basically, bc more are redundant or connected like healthy weight + exercise regular + healthy diet

mental: 5 severe anxiety disorder as well get eliminate everything

social: 0 i basically dont leave home besides school/ job

accom: 10 dont live with parents + in college

bonus: 2

Smoking weed is normalfag tier though.

70 i can agree
fucking fag tier

I'm a robot with 52 points unless dogs don't count them I'm an wizard apprentice.

44
Nice, a robot for your robot

46
>most of these are free points and you're lying if you get under 80
You're either a chad billionaire supermodel who's never had to witness an ugly person in their life, lying to yourself, or most likely just baiting.

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113 Without any bullshit or adding shit I didn`t actually do.

134


the catch is im a hardcore anti semite and nationalist i guess.

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106
not too bad considering i'm only 18

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77, us normalfags will execute robots on sight and overrun the board

Robot gang

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>us normalfags
>77
shut up cyborg, don't categorize me in the same category as you

eh...cyborgs are pretty much just advanced "lol weirdos" but not robot tier so basically a normalfag

>20
Well take my ass to Hogwarts already

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140, yall are a bunch of incel freaks lmao

24 and I'm only 18yo
fuck off normies.
REEEEEEEE

87
mostly normie besides for lack of romantic relationships

I got 87, so I am becoming closer to salvation

I got a 3...

Couldn't even check off the "not attracted to under 15yo"...

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Where did your 3 points come from?

63

nice another part of life where I feel like I don't belong to any side

i got a 45 lmao

everyone in this threads a fucking normie leave if you're not atleast a robot.

110

this comment is totally original i swear to god

48 - Robot

did this a few years ago and I was a cyborg, it seems i have leveled up

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>6'0 +3
>no alcohol addiction +1
>i had one "gf" in high school +5
>socialize once a week +1
>i have a decent smartphone +3

I got a 93, if I'm not mistaken I was a cyborg last time I took it. But I still have the question, do online girlfriends count?

The test is kinda shitty anyway

73. Seems relatively appropriate to how rarely I find myself here.

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This test is not shitty, its accurate and you're a normalfag. Yes an e gf counts, why wouldn't it?
Gtfo
Gtfo
Gtfo
Gtfo
Gtfo
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Gtfo
Gtfo
Gtfo, especially you faggot. Fuck you.
Gtfo
Gtfo

GTFO
Gtfo
Gtfo
Gtfo
Gtfo
Gtfo
Gtfo
Gtfo
Gtfo, faggot
Gtfo faggot
Gtfo
Gtfo
Gtfo
Gtfo

Gtfo i personally hate you

I'm 22 and got 134.
You have to be an real loser to score below a Cyborg or lower. But I'm pretty sure you guys blame others or yourselves.

And if you're blaming the test for the reason you're scoring so low, you've already lost.

>take this test to see how far ahead I am compared to you losers
>expect at least chad or successful
>end up at 105 normie

Well shit. I guess I'm just average.

OP is a redditor who saved a thumbnail version of this image. I'm breaking the cycle of retards who save increasingly shitty versions of images off social media.

My score: 81, Cyborg. It went up in this version but still the same category. Being a permavirgin anime nerd pretty much guarantees my robot cred to some degree, no matter how wealthy or successful I become.

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That's when you realize how shitty most of the people on this board are. You can be just average and be like a living god compared to them.

Gtfo i hate you
Gtfo
Gtfo

I'm a cyborg, can I still stay?

119... but i used to be sub 30. there is hope boys

No get out
No theres not you will die of a heart attack and aids gtfo

72. Cyborg. Seems about right. I think half my problems would be fixed if I just learned to relax in social situations.

Gtfo nobody likes cyborgs on r9k

Jow Forums is not a social networking site. There is no way to build any kind of network aside from autism-fueled user bitch-slapping, which is not networking.

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58, just barely made it gents

>Jow Forums
>social networking
Sure if you just completely disregard the definition of "networking". There's no persistent identity on this site, content is not saved, and there's no way to save contacts. There's absolutely no way to make useful connections on this site. Jow Forums is for content discovery and anonymous discussion.

Let him believe.

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>am a robot
>not allowed on the robot board
??
Suck start a shotgun nigger

>34 points
Also wtf why are there so many fags with 60 points or more!!! fuck of normal fags leave this place!!

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>34
Also wtf why are there so many fags with 60 points or more!!! fuck off normalfags leave this place!!

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I've never had any kind of romantic relationship, am a virgin, live with my parents, am fat, balding, obsessed with anime, am completely unattractive as a person. Yet because I'm a college grad with a high paying job and a great deal of financial independence, I happen to score quite high on this test. Unlike most robots, I didn't let my complete ineptitude at interpersonal relationships derail my life, I channeled my energy into academics and then into my career and made a shitload of money. And I'm still alone, still ugly, still obsessed with 2D girls.

There's a WAY better version of this test on some website that I forget the name of.

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Cyborg
>fake it till you make it

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The cyborg credo. To bad it's impossible to actually make it, you just fake it forever.

122 - i'm not a chad lol

116 Chad baby,

67. Most of my points come from social and I barely even leave the house

FUCK YOU NIGGER FAGGOT I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT YOU FUCKING NIGGER I GAVE HER WHITE COCK TO HER NIGGER PUSSY rENJOY YOUR MIXED RACE SHITSKIN BROTHER YOU FUCKING NIGGER GO FUCK YOURSELF COON

14, I'm tall and I'm not poor yet.

>physical
17
>mental
8
>social
3
>accomplishment
5
>bonus
15
>total
48, Robot

having a score under 130 is nothing to be proud about

I used to regularly score in the early 60's on these tests 1-2 years ago

This time around I got 55

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30 flat.
Kek. Bruh moment. Epig gamer funny moments
Le funny

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7, better than I'd hoped

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Used to be a wizard two years back, life changes I guess. Don't really feel all that better

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Nice bait. What is that, octopus? Oh my bad it must be shrimp.

you have bested me sir

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75. Still going on here, though, regardless of what test, lawl.

I don't know how to answer all these, for example I don't know if I have depression because I've never been to the doctor about it and also I'm not sure if I have an attractive face? My nose is pretty big thats about it.

was it worth it? would you still do it again if you were in the same circumstance at the same age?

tell us a little bit more

theres no subtractor for being short my guy. Being under 5'8 is literally -100 points. I would be in 120+ range if i wasnt 5'5. Im a worthless worm to women at my height (sexually). They love being my friend though!!!!!

I'm only 18. This score will lower in the next decade.

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60. a lower class cyborg.

66. Cyborg.
Scored 2 on social lolol (Good relationship with family)

>tfw forever cyborg

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Here we go. I'm a 5'6 white male virgin with a 5 inch penis.

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Why does
>Visit a doctor regularly
add points?

If you are seeing a doctor regularly something is wrong with you. Unless you are 60+.

Also
>Use social media
>Have a "decent smartphone" is 3 points

The only people who care about these things IRL are weirdos.

I don't deserve to be here I guess, i'm high normalfag.
Fits because i'm just passing though, can't fall asleep so I thought i'd explore new boards lol.

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