Looking for a live in bf

>55
Tell us about yourself first then we'll go

You haven't specified your gender yet

I want a gf (male) and I want to fuck his virgin boihole when I come back from work and he is cleaning

please don't add me unless you're op just had some retard add me

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Don't care for the gender much as long as you take care of me and care for me. I in turn will do the same. You will focus on paying for our place in the world, I will tend to it.

yes this is my dream

Where are you from originally femanon?

Are you biologically male?

I live in the US
What sodomy?
I am 23
Leave your email
I don't want someone that's like this sorry
Nope but I don't mind relocating you if you wanted to
XX
What would you like to know
I am female

This sounds too god, what's the catch

>XX
I don't get it. Why are you looking for NEETs then. There has to be some kind of catch.
This.

I very much want this. You have no idea how much I do.

[email protected]

I'm not male sorry
Please leave an email
Sure sounds nice as long as you genuinely love me and don't mind being coddled and babied
Nope biologically female and the us

Spamcontrolprotocol at hotmail

There'd have to be a bit of a period where I'm getting to know you before I can say I love you, but I'm fine with being coddled and babied.

add my discord femanon
maestroz#8176

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hi email me at [email protected] (temp email)

i love being coddled and babied and want someone to love unconditionally and always be there for.

Op are you fat/ugly/crazy?

oops my bad
[email protected]

>and the us
Meh, I'm Australian but I would have taken up your offer.
I suppose you wouldn't want a virgin right?

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State? I want to know if it wouldn't be too far. All I want is a mommy GF to love unconditionally.

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Do u mind telling us more about yourself like your ethnicity and which part of the Us you live at?

I know this is bait, but who am I kidding, I'm pathetic:

[email protected]

[email protected]

>a discord hook up thread
>on Jow Forums
I really wish all the norimes would leave

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Lmao you're all pathetic

sys.Jow Forums.org/r9k/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=52736464

Meant sys.Jow Forums.org/r9k/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=52735786

Sorry

>want to reply
>know it doesn't matter with the chances its a larp
>even if it isnt, theres already 20+ anons replying who are probably better than me
where do you think you are

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[email protected]
This is my email by the way.

>I live in the US
Ew.
You know what, relinquish your job and come to Switzerland, I'll take care of you until you find back a good job and we could take care of each other, one works 5 months and then we switch and take a nice holiday for the last 2 months, what do you think?

On r9k, larping as a female to bait beta males to grab some info.

You can't win if you don't play, ya know?

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t.beta life loser male who never had a gf

You missed the joke and the reference, you stupid shit.

Again, where do you think we are?

Hey since there's so many of you I'm going to take applications. Please post some info about yourself with your contact. I'm sorry I don't have the time to go through every robot. I'm 5'4, 117 lbs, and white.

This. What do you have to lose?
You have to keep reaching for those stars.

are you specifically looking for someone older?
I am 19

Too tall. Next.

I'm Hispanic, 175 lbs, 5'8 and I enjoy maymays

Oh and I'm 19

what do you want us to post about ourselves?

White, 6'4, 320lbs (Willing to lose it)

I just want someone to care for entirely, honestly. There isn't much of a catch besides that I want a serious, devoted, sincere relationship.
Actually this is a lot to send an email to, could you all send one to me? [email protected]
Nope to all three
I want a virgin male as I'm a virgin myself.
Norcal
Mutt and Norcal
We can just chat user
That sounds nice. Maybe. Convince me.
I'm not larping. I'm seriously female.

This isn't me. I'm 158 60kg and a mutt

wait I live in norcal too lol. bay area?

These are not me. Im 5'1 and latina.

>Actually this is a lot to send an email to
Just send one email out and include them all in the "to" field. This is so obviously bait it's not funny.

Not sure if real, but what's the harm?

>midwestern US currently, no major attachments
>25
>6 foot 1
>white
>vidya & anime
>nonvirgin, two previous sexual partners
>no strange fetishes
>mostly quiet and reserved
>dark and dry humor

[email protected]

You're so far away but we can be friends at least, right?

Hello bitch I'm one of the people that's going to email you and I want to let you know that I'm going to dox you once I get your personal info.

This is the biggest catfish on r9k, you beta fucks, grow up

Come home, Asian man.

Fuckyfucky block

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>leaking a troll's fake details

Thats not even a real email user, lmao Im trying to find info but is just fake

>female being incompetent / not knowing how to do efficiently do a task
>wanting instead the guys to just contact her
i dunno, it's pretty convincing so far.

I try to do one nice thing.. why?? Im so lonely

Hope is man's greatest enemy. Only when he defeats it, will he be free.
Too many here still have hope.

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Yeah, but how would someone like that wind up on Jow Forums and not just tinder whore like the rest of them? There simply is no way for a able-bodied woman that wants a live-in boyfriend to not find one instantly. Why would the resort to looking on Jow Forums of all places?

Imagine if this type of girl exists out there, I'd kill for one, oh and she has to be big tiddy goth gf as well.

>tfw too shy to even approach girl
>socially awkward when talking to a girl
>sperg out when a girl confess her feelings to me
Why am I like this

I actually know OP. She's a well known clingy-obsessive girl who will make your life turn into shit, trust me, she did already with some other guy from here a long ago and he ended up mentally institutionalized. Just warning anons, pic related is her.

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My email is justincase11179 but I might be alot to handle desu

What the fuck, delete this.. please

how do we kno this isnt a larp op, this sounds to good to be true, whats your criteria for a guy, why are searching here, what are your stats etc? generally explain about this situation, while i would genuinely enjoy this being real and picked its very far fetched and most likely some guy taking advantage of all the new kids on summer vacation coming in

holy shit this is OP?shes a real cutie

Yeah it's her. She's asian(China) living in the USA.
Cope.

10/10 would let lock me in a straightjacket

God dang if this is OP she's perfectly my type in looks and also with being a provider

sounds perfect how can I ensure I'm the next one

She's into real degenerate shit like being pissed on or being totally tied up left for days, some friend of that guy told us.

"She" is probably 1. A land whale, 2. Mentally fucked (beyond the normal amount a chick is) and literal batshit insane or 3. Just has a terrible personality. A chick with money will get all the cuck boys, so there is SOMETHING wrong with "her." Obviously, "she" will never say what it is because that is part of the bait to hook in the men.
>Pic related, it is probably OP.

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Where do you live in the states? would you rather have a foreign boyfriend?

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So does she do this on purpose or is she accidentally ruining these men? Details.

Illiterate europoor she said Norcal (North California)

sounds absolutely perfect how can I ensure I'm the next one???

>degenerate stuff like piss
YES!
>pissed on
Into the fucking trash

>Too dumb to see how much that picture is airbrushed
>Too horny to notice the "crazy" in her eyes
See, this is how these chicks breed: baiting in the idiots.

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She gets like really clingy over them, like not in a cute way, obsessive behaviour and shit. From what I've heard she apparently locked that guy in his room for sexual reasons for like 2 days I think, she just wanted to use him as a sexual toy or some shit.
I'm just warning you all faggots.

Just going to leave this here.
youtube.com/watch?v=vHReSTzYQME
Thank me later.

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Does she only like white guys?

I don't know about it but that guy was white yeah.

Tall white green eyed buff 24
Instagram is latbrah

>6'
>280lbs
>20
>East Coast
Pretty sure I'm a sociopath with manipulative, chamleon-like personality. Basically I can talk to just about anyone about anything and I'll just change myself to fit the situation. HMU
>[email protected]

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Based truth user of wisdom

Mate, I'm an aussie bogan not a european fairy.

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as good as it sounds, am not willing to leave state. GL OP

>I'm not a nigger, I am a super nigger.

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>That sounds nice. Maybe. Convince me.
You misunderstood the situation. You would need to convince me to keep you more than someone else.
Nah, just kidding, I hate asymmetric relationships so I won't do more effort than you in this, we would need to see first if we could click together.
But since there's a lot of others guys, I don't think the investment in time and energy will be fruitful so nevermind.

Get fucked cunt, abos are like .3% of this cunts population. I'm 100% British.

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wheres op, larp confirmed