/britfeel/

is there anything you dont wank over m8?

not really mate i like wanking full stop

see a minge and that it. jizz goes everywhere hahaha lol

it's bullshit. i can't get any help but this mong is rolling around in cash as he pisses it all on fucking takeaways and days out. my oven is broken and i have barely any electric left, have to rely on food parcels. he has 'ptsd' too.

Says 2019 on job centre banner though pal

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I am having it both ways. I get 600/mo in NEET bucks and work at the public library once a week for six hours as an IT drone / designated retard wrangler and make 360/mo from that, which I blow on international trips with my gf (whom earns infinitely more than me). It is a chill life being a leech, user. Try it.

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I don't watch telly all that much but I stuck it on there and tried to watch Chappie, are they speeding up broadcasts? I'd noticed it before but dismissed it. Is this actually happening?

>seething because a lad has it better than you

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Haha forgot that it was a promise to leave by 2019, what a mess.

I just live within my means and with parents lol

It's a very valid point. Numerous lads here cannot get the help they need at all, whereas some lads here actively gloat about how they are defrauding the system with apparent lies about their 'mental health'' condition. It's beyond fucked up.

Dunno, lad. What makes you think that? I never watch TV. I just use Netflix and the likes.

Chernobyl is pure bleak core

>actively gloat about how they are defrauding the system
dont recall him ever saying he was on bennies for bullshit reasons.

Ever wank with another lad mate? Telling you it's horny as fuck and not gay

WAAAAH EVERYONE SHOULD BE AS MISERABLE AS ME!!

more like pure exposed core

That sounds comfy, how did you get that job lad?

I once posted a close up of my pubes on this thread and I wasn't even drunk.

Fuck off lad, I've been recognising your posts recently. You're a real cunt you know. You just try, and succeed, to cause shit and piss user's off.

Fuck off and get a life. Try nice posting some time.

inb4 he'll accuse me of being someone in the thread or advocating for their cause.

I'm not so don't even try.

He says he's on benefits for 'social anxiety' and 'ptsd' yet regularly goes on social outings, trips to the pub, to football matches, to cinema, to London, on holidays.
That's bullshit.

Just seems like some in between scene bits in films are sped up, might actually do some investigating. Like if I figure out exactly how long ad's are then look at how long the film is supposed to be I could probably come to some sort of real conclusion or something

or I could just drink myself to death instead

seethers get a brief moment of joy when seething but they soon come back to the reality of their shit lives, so they keep on seething and seething till they're a salty husk

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He made it up, lad. LOL!

Hope HHL has a cracking evening and a lovely sleep

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How do all of you NEETs get all the tax payer donations? Tell me your secrets

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*picks up one of those eggs and splats it on helper lads stupid head*

All those things are with his family and I'm pretty sure he's also in therapy and medicated.

Long story involving a work-study program I did while in university. Long and short of it is, I worked at the place over the summer a few years ago. Then, was searching forever for a job. Out of a "fuck it" mentality, called up the place I work-studied at. They instantly hired me using a government grant program money they never use anyway. All the money without the requirements of a "real job" and 1/7 the hours and still take government assistance despite not paying into the system.

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Me, too. He's a good lad and I enjoy him. Lots of sulkanons in tonight.

just got home safe n sound from another day of wageing. how is everyone this fine evening

Have a mental illness.
>A real one, not an internet one

Not to one up you or anything but I've posted my cock jizzing all over printed pictures of thread waifus.

Cry until the doctor gives you what you want.

>britfeel is now a place of neet haters and people who suck janny cock
youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

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I hope it's still raining tomorrow

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it's like 2-4 people who are all discord friends they spaz out when they get called out.
t.someone who spends too much time on here

SULK MONGS OUT
COMFY NEET POSTS IN

Well I've also posted my flaccid cock and I've posted my poo as well. Wahey!

Believe what you want, boomer.

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Can't find anything to watch and my pizza wizza is gonna be here any minute.

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Sounds very sweet, good for you lid. The system is there to be used.
inb4 fedora

>Not being happy that one of our own is robbing from the state
Why? Helper lad is a legend to me

just a comfy youtube video?

why for art thou not declaring the comfy qualities of some wagies? there's as many uncomfy NEET's as there are uncomfy wagiers

Love you lid

*gives you a kiss*

Watch animmu, user

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I'm definitely going to have a pizza wizza tomorrow. Just frozen. Last night I had a chippy whippy.
>big chicken burger
>gravy chip
>two battered sausages
Was delicious, lads, but the burger was a spicy one and gave the the poop de loops.

Spartacus, I've told you loads of good shows to watch but you never watch them, you seem to like bingey okay stuff

That's not the case though because the DWP bases their decisions on what the unqualified assessor says, not the highly trained consultant who knows what they're talking about.

Hope you're okay lad, don't let the sulkmongs get to you

why for art thou strawmanning?

This is a true fact, but it's just an obvious fact that wagies are the most hostile towards Help Helper lad

youtube.com/watch?v=1n5nOEJtrYA
>tfw this lad is a non-virgin but I am

watch call my agent on netflix lad, very comfy to watch while having a nice pizza wizza hope you like subtitles

Not him but I'll watch it
No pizza tho

I R not
if ya say so

*but i'm not
you're welcome

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Haha love jizzing on printed pics. Done Emma Watson about 20 times on xhamster

Me? I'm waiting for my new DVD boxsets to arrive tomorrow. Always happy to have new additions to my boxset family. Got every episode of Warehouse 13 for 13 quid. Absolute bargain!

oopsi fanks

evenin dearest lads

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I'm just gonna watch a random film on Netflix. I want to check out that Westworld but I don't get HBO.

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enemies of sulky cunts
>chika
>helper
>fedora anons
>oc anons who aren't norfs
>edgebaston
the enemy of my enemy is my fren

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>it's another mum and dad keep telling me to get a job whilst im finished with uni for the summer because i spend too much time alone and don't speak to anyone
why do people find it so hard to understand that being extremely introverted means i have no desire to socialise and that is a literal non-issue for me

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nah you're not mad they definitely do that sometimes mate

I only buy DVD's if the bluray version isn't out. you will be surprised by how much stuff isn't on bluray. OZ wasn't released on bluray for example
but yeah dvd's are cheap. i can get entire series for around 20 quid

i cant find anything to watch either, so just rewatching old films i havent seen in years

this is what (new) films ive watched recently. finding new stuff to watch it hard, /tv/ isnt much help.

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its on sky atlantic a think

He asks for an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub

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some of the comments on that video are a bit off
>1. get a t-shirt that fits
>2. Get an extremely shorter haircut
>3. stop Drinking by yourself
>Do this and you'll be fine, you're hardly hideous bro, just having a rough patch.
like even if he was a looker what difference would drinking on his own make

>Westworld but I don't get HBO.
I've also told you many streaming sites with 720p-1080p streams lad ffs
unblocked.win/
bookmark this

You do know that people can hate one person and be alright with others. I only hate chika, don't mind the other lads.

Pretty good taste user. I really like Killing Them Softly but everyone i've ever mentioned it to has hated it.

there's always someone verses someone else on here. why can't people just ignore the posters they don't like and try to have fun, works for me

alri shut in chad you mad man

it's a
>it's just all in your head bro be confident be urself
from chad

why haven't you joined us ?

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Do seeth reply and report is posts? if you do then you're a sulky cunt and part of the uncomfy problem.

Pizza wizza only just went and arrived lids waaheyyy

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>It's raining lads
>It isn't raining
Why lie?

>avatarfagging nonce
>only talks about eating pizza
>another pair of nonces
>a rapist.

wow

I'm the same, lad. But even some stuff doesn't warrant a blu-ray for me if it has one. But stuff like Murder, She Wrote, Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, My Name Is Earl, Big Love etc. I only own on DVD. Only blu-ray boxsets I have are Game of Thrones 1 - 7 (was a gift), LOST and An Idiot Abroad. Probably have more films on BD.

>tfw fulfil all of the left except voting
That is truly the enlightened position

haha classic help helper post wow so comfy u feeling it lads?

i liked it too. some films i definitely need to be 'in the mood for'. i remember turning off the assassination of jesse james from the same director because it just wasnt clicking with me that night.

i wish /tv/ had a catalogue so i could more easily find good movie to watch; best movies by year, genre, charts, etc.
maybe reddit has something like that.

>the Handmaiden
If you like Korean films your choices are endless, there's so many kino films to choose from.
>Lady Vengeance
>Oldboy
>Castaway on the moon
>My Sassy girl
>Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
>taegukgi
>train to busan
Fookin love korean films me

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Can confirm this as an ex ESA claimant. They based my decision to stop ESA because I can walk, lift things and dont piss my self in public. Regardless of extensive medical history. If you dont score 15/15 on a autistic tier questioner you get told to fuck off and find a job

>tfw i was a kid i thought french was just english but with some wacky pronunciation

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because a lot of anons get swept up in the seeth and take up the whole thread with seething, which makes other anons not want to post because it's such a state.

last nights thread for example, 60 posts the whole night and most of them were one or two bellends seething at chika and helper