Ideal gf/bf thread

Does anybody know where I can find girls like this? It'd be best to find them irl but I'll also accept someplace I can find them online.

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You ask the same crap everyday, this place is not that active.

Why is the Jow Forums version of this always the opposite of the better /soc/ version? I don't wanna see your ideal bf/gf, I wanna see YOU as an ideal bf/gf

Because this isn't /soc/, and if you want that thread, just go to /soc/.

Here's me.
Potential bf's/gf's: please be human and alive. Send dating applications to me. they will be accepted if you meet the criteria.
thanks.

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>tfw you will never start literal robot uprising
kill me now

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this is mi ideal gf

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you sound like the boy version of me, except a few details are off. unfortunately I am undesirable

>unfortunately I am undesirable
If you are human and are currently alive, you are desirable - to me.

jesus christ, i know like it's dumb to say "Literally mee!!!1!1! LOL" but holy hell does this hit close to home

hmmm that's interesting, as it turns out I do happen to be human as well as alive, therefore

Let's talk then. I need friends, anyway.
ForeverYours#6163

Heres me, scribbled out the contact info.

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Chads don't like clingy. Luckily, I'm not a Chad.

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heres me retards

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That one's significantly outdated in 2019.

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just a nice girl who likes guns and the internet. Maybe a brunette. Someone who is a good listener, and a shoulder to cry on. Someone who is moderate enough on politics to even me out kinda like ying yang. Someone kind and supportive
It'll never happen

Jump on me I'll lift you up and make you fly

exactly the person I could never get

cheers m8

Ah yes, the blurry jpg is surely better than the OP's version

This is more of a waifu I made but idk I dont have one for a troll gf

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lets just put all our cards on the table, guys.

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Does anyone play Clone Hero?

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I don't like braps but I bet the personality of shameless brap gf is pretty based.

I just rubbed my eyes after cutting chili peppers, I need someone to clean my eyes please

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I am ENFP so INTJ gf/bf would be nice c:

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i just want someone to hold me and love me. i would give them my all.

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but reality is something more like this

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I tend to be more on the cheerful side so I find guys on the gloomy side more desirable

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Man, thank you for making or posting that. You know what's up..

Jesus this is all me especially the "let you support on his life and heal him". I really need this. Shane you're probably gay and not a female

Yeah, sorry to disappoint user but not a girl.

Be my bf.......(gay)

Tfw r9k has turned me into gay finally

Well I don't feel well good pushing you to the homo side like that user, I'm sure you can find yourself a nice gf!
I don't mind being your friend tho, I'll do my best to be there for you, I promise that.

P-post discord, future gf(bf) owo

Cielsword#7398

What's up with the long tongue and large teeth thing?

do you think you could tell me about the fruit you eat and be clingy with me?
I also have a few hundred or more meme pics to share...
here's me
PilcrowJoe#7507

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>5'5
Just date a child kek

The broken english is on point

i don't want anybody else

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Surely you have body type preferences yeah?

Uh, I guess I'd say average, I'm not into too skelly/chub but honestly as long as I can get along with him and support him in some way (Or at least try) I feel like I should be ok.

>ywn meet this girl

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mine's the bully gf (I made it, too) but everyone's seen it already
good
fuck off with your attention whore /soc/ garbage

Everything else is good, but l won't ever gonna date a console Halo loving pleb.

this entirely forever

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but I can't help it
should I just give up?

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I haven't seen it I don't think

>tfw this is more or less my current gf but i realize shes like this because of neetdom and extreme self insecurities that i keep trying to help her fix but shr refuses out of comfort

I want THIS in an original way

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Does she ask you to sleep around or is it just hypothetical?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my heart

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i do like half of those things, half of them are stereotyped to shittery

I know, I didn't make that pic.
It's just the closest thing to what I consider a perfect gf for me

Giv INFP gf

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It's my fetish. I want a girl with big canines to playfully bite me. Also long tongues are fucking hot.

oof

bpd girls while unwell aren't very good, sorry user.

this is damn near perfect

>*racist*
>*day drinks*
>*curses like a sailor*
>*possessive*
>we're never having kids
all ideal traits

>let's re-watch star wars
>fuck rich people
>wanna watch porn?
>want to play halo?
i could not give any less of a fuck about these

>*mean to everyone except you*
i would like the reverse of this

>i love you
"say it again... please"

9/10 would love

>The broken english is on point
this user gets it

>bpd girls while unwell aren't very good
I could deal with all the negative aspects as long as she loved me

but then they split and hate you.

>realistic_gf.png
damn. sounds like the kinda brutally honest gf most anons here wouldn't be able to handle. i love her for who she is, even if she isn't mine.
this is what strong relationships are made of

>5'5
>"bf"
lmao just be a girl already

>Cyborg enchancements

Sign me up buddy

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As I said, I think I'm patient enough to deal with that. I feel like people don't give bpd girls the chance they deserve

>Strong relationships are made of one partner loving the other only on the condition that they don't show their weakness

>ywn meet this girl
and i hope i never will. if she doesn't want me all to herself, then she's not worth my time. or anyone's time.
absolute fucking degenerate

they don't, people get over us very quickly, especially in times of distress.

I think people don't understand some of us are trying to better ourselves with DBT skills and other healthy coping mechanisms, but sometimes it still comes out in a negative way.

thank you for being a patient user, im sure any girl would be lucky to have you.

the fucking leaps with this lad.
>only on the condition
i never mentioned conditionals
>don't show their weakness
there are many more weakness than just being "suicidal"
this isn't a personal attack against you, user.
yeah, ideal gf said she doesn't want someone who is suicidal, but she didn't say she wants someone who is absolutely perfect.
a strong partner is one who knows what he or she wants, as well as what she or he doesn't want.
even if she wasn't so strong-willed.. would you really want to be the one to break her with your own insecurities? to thrust upon her a myriad of problems she explicitly did not ask for? yeah, it's tough to handle things on your own. if she doesn't want to help you, then.. i guess she isn't the one for you.

i said strong relationships, not healthy ones

Thank you for the encouraging words, user
I wish you the same! You have my respect for approaching life in such a positive way and trying to better yourself

>tfw no one ever wants a med student bf

Fucking hell, I actually teared up a bit reading that.

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>spends six consecutive hours listening to movie soundtracks and staring at his screen while daydreaming

at least this pic made me feel normal

Thinking that medicine gets you laid is a big mistake. Maybe in another 25 years.

wrong
he can most definitely get a gold digger or a mail order bride
it would most likely be an awful relationship but he'd get laid
probably

Not as a student, gold diggers have higher standards now.

Nearly, nearly had her
Also this physically hurts

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>politically active swedish gf
if only

i just want a female version of myself and i think it might not be ok

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I wish i had such a girlfriend even if it meant not cumming ever again

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almost thought you were my brother, but he has a gf. they've been together for god only knows how long. he drops paychecks on their dates. motherfucker is a smart guy, but dumb as hell when it comes to managing money spent on his lady

>tfw my day is made

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A girl that looks like pic related, has a goofy/distinct sounding laugh, good sense of humour and likes to talk about moosic.

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my ideal bf:
>occultist
>metalhead/rocker
>long blue hair
>blue eyes
>always protecting me
>190cm
>takes care of hygiene
>Taurus in Horoscope
>has confidence in me and I has in he

some boy like that?

I have diagnosted bpd. can I be your gf?

>listen to some vinyl
Fucking cringe, whoever made this is both underage and a masisve pleb

Sure thing!
contact me at Shimamura#8754

She's not wrong. Imagine having a child with someone and they kill themselves.

This is all I want in my life

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