What’s the best part of being white Jow Forums?

Having privilege

Large penis and nice skin

Oh, and a nearly perfect credit score

rare flag sighting

not if you include bongs

The White part

How much they have done historically and continue to do every decade. The good stuff and the bad stuff. Going to the Moon and the atomic bomb. I love being the race that sets the pace. Also our women. I love white women.

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BEING INTELLIGENT

Bbrrraaaappp!

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Dogs love you

youtube.com/watch?v=AHCNrOSKZtA

fast af

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Knowing my dad. Being able to math and to plan. Empathy, diminishing but have some.

>180X317

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Underrated.

inb4 3 min old comment.

not smelling like asians

The part where if I work my ass off and apply myself a woke Kang on Twitter will label any of my success as privilege.

Lactose persistence
Height
Eye/Hair color

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I don't think about it that much. But not being black and looking like a monkey has to be pretty fucking great.

Hiking, Shooting, and SCUBA. Metal music. I'll kiss a dog right on it's mouf.

you look human

>SCUBA
absolutely degenerate

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>white privilege exists
fucking retards

white privilege is just code-word for white supremacy by libtards

I have a small penis (4 inches erect) and shitty skin (horrible acne for 12 years)
I missed out on the good parts of being white.

BEING HUMAN

The best part is when a shitskin uses a racial slur against you and you roar with laughter because being white is so much better than being a subhuman monkeyman.

Don't fucking say Five faggot deathpunch or Avenged Sissyfold.

We have secret powers

NOT BEING A PROTOHUMAN

skin cancer and allergies

>flag

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It's like starting an rpg with all skills already at 70/100

By some standards that is not even small

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Body modifications, mostly.

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Nice flag

your point is?

spotted the oblivious jew bastard

POORTUGAL, YOU AREN'T WHITE

You black, brown, and yellow sumbitches need to gear up and check out some of the reefs before we bleach them all dead.

That no matter what anybody says to me, I'll always be a white man and I'll always be better than them
Nonwhites know this deep down and they HATE it

It’s just a webm

We have the best music.

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No one does body mods like white people

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Why can other skin tones not do body mods as well?

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Pink nipples, blue eyes.

'I'm here fur dah jerb intaview'.

Not stinking like asians or niggers

Used to be that Swedes had the highest standard of living in the world, best schools, good healthcare, best welfare state, etc. Now that's gone and I don't know anymore.

also getting sun burnt

white priviledge obviously exists and kangs were right about that, they just wont admit white priviledge isnt some socioeconomic bond between white people. its simply inherited supremacy which is very real.
kangs can't into tribal inheritance of independent superiority in spite of nepotism
white people are like jews except instead of getting hired for being a jew you get smiles for being white, its up to you to prove your merit and earn the position.
white privilege is jewish privilege without the birthright, merely the trust of being competent.

Father's day

Being the preferential race of non-white women. Fuck the "wimmen luv bbc" meme.

I can be an absolute failure at life but circle-jerk about the achievements of my several times removed ancestors to compensate for it. I can then call other ethnicities lesser because my ancestors started off in the best area to create advancements the fastest.

Feelsgoodman

Kek brother I'm white, scuba diving is for absolute retards.
White men conquer the seas with submarines.
Go watch some top 10 shark attack videos on youtube and tell me again about how much you revere muh scuber diving11!!!!

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Kekelikekelekek

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>self-loathing white boy who says out "balance between strength and intelligence" because he admit other men have bested him in the strength department.

you do not represent us, pussyboi

>'I'm here fur dah jerb intaview'.
Yep

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The reaction on their faces when you show your power.

The americanmutts without a clue has always

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*as always

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Based sniff-poster

Eating ass. White brains enable you to turn any sensory input to whatever you want. If there is poo in the anus you are about to lick you can make it taste like chocolate icecream or whatever you want and of course because you are white you can't catch any disease.

I like having a tie to the most important and impactful civilizations. Don't get me wrong I admire China and they produced a lot but not as much as the various White countries have. (INB4 we quiz Romans, the Germanic countries alone made a ton of advances)

I also like being white every time I look in the mirror.

pic related

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rare stag sighting

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You still bigger than all Asians

mental illness and depressiom

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>High intelligence
>Big dick
>faustian spirit

Thanks, satan.

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>Be a nigger
>Live on the world's most fertile continent
>Billions of acres of arable land
>Teeming with wildlife
>Valuable minerals sitting on the surface
>Die of starvation

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>thinks Africa is easier to farm or tame than Europe

Hahahahahaha britbongs have it too good.

>oy gov you got a white privilege licence for that post innit?

yeah i hate being depresseb

the production of novelty.

I love white women.

where is your racist loicense mate?

It's probably easier to farm in most of africa versus most of russia you dumbass

what are some other decent metal bands, no retard stuff like lamb of god though.

Don't forget the skin problems/cancer and allergies

Infant Annihilator

More jewish problems lmaoo!!

Name of this braphog lad

Don't worry about the sharks. Cool gear and get your shit together enough and do a night dive once. Or go golfing bitch I don't know what to tell you.

They're obviously deathcore. Try Dying Fetus.

It's a good balance of things.

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Africa is literally most fertile continent in this planet. Also, no winter. That's why niggers didn't have to evolve to survive.

>easier to farm in areas with frequent droughts and bizarre micro-organisms based diseases all while the native wildlife tries to kill you
>heavy metals are impossible to reach without tools they can't produce with the available materials

Verses

>environment only obstacle with easy to hunt wildlife and suitable building material for houses available so long as you survive the winter

Bruh I'm telling you I've seen great whites and other species literally break steel cages with their face and divers bail out of the half open cage onto the boat