Suicide by Car Crash

Do you guys think you could kill yourself by flipping a car at high speed? And make it look like an accident.

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If you take your seatbelt off, maybe. I tried by having someone hit me drivers side on the highway. I missed and went to jail for a couple weeks.

Rope tied to something else probably works better.

ya I know a couple stories of people dying from flipping their vehicles at high speed, i know a few who survive those crashes though so it's not effective, unless there's a technique to it.

I never heard about suicide by car. All suicides by car are considered accidents.

There was a guy on here a while ago who tried to kill himself by driving into a bridge column and just ended up unable to use his legs.

It seems like most fairly modern cars are surprisingly good at keeping people alive.

It's not about how bad the crash is, it's about how quickly you stop from a high speed. Look at Dale Earnhardt's fatal accident then Austin Dillon's crash at the same track in 2017.

yeah, I've thought about this and you'd have to get some 80s/90s trash from craigslist with 'crumple zones' that will put the engine block into your sternum the first chance they get

the trick is to remove the air bag and not wear a seatbelt/

Pros: Lack of shame in death. Parent's car insurance policy makes allowance for a "death benefit."
Cons: Unlikely to succeed. High chance of failure and permanent maiming.

>could kill yourself by flipping a car at high speed?
yes
>is it likely
who knows
really the only way to guarantee death is getting to silly speeds and hitting something solid and even then who knows exactly how it will play out
even getting the car to flip isnt as simple as youd hope

This, you'd have to be going like 150mph into a wall that won't budge an inch if you wanna get completely pancaked, and most things will actually budge at those speeds.

Do you have a link to his thread? Please user, I've been thinking of killing myself this way, though I live in a high altitude city (over 2500mts above sea level, that's 25% horsepower loss) and my '17 Civic only gets up to 110mph on the stretch I've considered with a nice overpass to slam in.

i would be more afraid of surviving, desu

I'm sure more than a few fatal car accidents actually weren't accidents

prolly easier to drive off a cliff, or slam head on into a semi driving on the opposite lane

Speed
Lots and lots of speed met with an immovable object.
I don't care how amazing the crash test rating a car has, you take that thing straight into a concrete wall at 120mph and they might as well just bury the car with the paste that was you still in it

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>or slam head on into a semi driving on the opposite lane
Why fuck up a truckers day (or quite possibly life) like that

other than speed into a hard surface/wall (best option) you can also go off a high as fuck cliff at a high speed, or drive off a high sea cliff

Don't forget drowning yourself by driving off into a body of water...

There are much more effective ways to commit suicide user

Inefficient, and you could end up killing other people in the process. If you survive it could be painful or if you do end up dying, it might be a long painful death. Its just a stupid way to try killing yourself.

That's the most retarded way ever to die. The survival rate is pretty high and you'd get crippled
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Only if you're not going fast enough and the object you're meeting isn't immovable enough.
But yeah, it's unsurprising how many people don't get that equation correct and fuck shit up

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>rent luxious car
>crash it and kys
>profit

Yeah, don't wear a seatbelt and remove the airbags. It's that easy

Even at very high speed chances of survival are way higher than in suicide by gun. I'd rather hang myself, cos its way less probable that i will be crippled if it fails. Even bettter if you know your thing about anatomy... Just simply use a guillotine... even in europe you could use one.

Cars are literally designed to save lives now, it's fucking stupid to try killing yourself using a machine with literally scores of safety features built into it to prevent your death. Just buy a fucking gun, point at head, pull the trigger.

Get a shotgun and point it 45 degrees under the roof of your mouth.
Retards.

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Though guillotine is like cars... If you fuck up badly... You could end up paralysed from the neck down.

guillotine almost never fucks up, that's the entire point of it, to prevent fuckups and make executions more precise, orderly, and efficient

>cos its way less probable that i will be crippled if it fails
Lies.

What if you are in jewrope? Only thing we can do that's sure is to pay shitloads of money to some rich swiss assholes so they can capitalise on our suicide. Though suicide by car certainly is stupid.

You could cut the brake line, I'm sure they could never prove you cut it yourself if you park your car outside and cut it in the middle of the night.

If you fail at hanging yourself you may be able to move your legs but youll still be retarded from brain damage.

If you can operate it it never fucks up. BUT if you are bad at math and somehow miscalculate and don't apply enough force you can end up severing your spinal nerves

Gun suicides are one of the most failed ways to end it, though.
It's actually very fucking high.
As a Jow Forumsommando I promise you that a gun is low on my list because I know better

Read my posts dipshit
Doesn't matter how safe a car is if you wrap it to 120 and pancake it into a solid fucking wall. It's fucking physics. There is no way any of the safety features can slow the impact enough at those speeds to save your organs from going to mush.
People who fail either don't go fast enough or the immovable object wasn't immovable after all.

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If i wanted to comit suicide id probably just cut both my carotids. I hate cars

Who the fuck designed this piece of shit?
Why isnt there a simple killswitch on our body?
Why is suicide so complicated?

Yes exactly

Guys this is not even about whether you will die. Set yourself on fire you will die. Get cut in half by a train you will die.
In a car crash you are a fleshy ragdoll subject to the torture of random impalement by your vehicle parts.

This is exactly the same car isnt it? i might be dumb because it doesnt look that much different from modern cars, A pillar budges just a bit, dashboard stays in place. Seems pretty "safe" at low speed but yeah I guess you're right, at near 200km/h anything will crumble like a can of soda.

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remote controlled ciagga

This. it feels like some asshole ran up, hoisted my identity onto me and fucked off to make me be the one to deal with it. Why are normalniggers so selfish as to actively try to make suicide harder and then pat themselves on the back for what good people they are.

Build a bomb and walk into a goverment building.

Hanging or a bullet is much easier. I wouldn't trust the car method unless you can incorporate height or water into the "accident." I think the most Jow Forums way to commit sudoku is to sit on the train tracks and drink, while maybe listening to some music or playing a hand held videogame.

in my circumstances it'd be important to make the suicide look like an accident. thats why a bullet to the head would not be optimal.

That'd be pretty painful? If I was actually suicidal I'd just go lie in the snow at night with wet clothes on after downing a bottle of vodka (you'd drift off and not wake up - hypothermia). Could listen to your favourite music too. Another option would be walking into the sea. My country has a freezing ocean to the north.