/britfeel/

gojira? where and when?

Forwarding this thread to HMRC.

not if nobody finds out. But you might want to turn it into some other less traceable currency like Monero. And honestly you might have trouble spending any of it without someone getting susp and going oioi whered this PS4 come from

feeling very disappointed lads. If sex is gonna always be that trash then what the fuck is the point of being an 'incel' and what am I meant to be STRIVING FOR

say it with me lads

suna ym eugnot sreggin

I can't remember the last time I went to the doctor and they actually solved my problem

also one side of my neck below my ear is very painful and idk if it was from vigorous cocksucking or if it's my lymphnodes and i caught something from that faggot

i walked down the shop and waited outside for it to open at 6. wanted a ham cheddar sandwich, cheddar mccoys and can of monster as a meal deal but the sandwich shelf was near empty. had to choose roast chicken bacon stuffing. it's ruined my day.

at least you tried your best

>had to choose roast chicken bacon stuffing.
what's wrong with that?

>go on Grindr
>can literally have sex that same day but with men
>go on Tinder
>no responses from women

i don't think it tastes good, probably the stuffing is too powerful. the worst option they had was an "all day breakfast", the idea of eating cold sausages sounds horrible. i like my sandwiches simple and if its chicken it should be hot.

Yeah mate. Men generally more promiscuous than women.

honestly i think i might have thrown up a tiny bit at one point. Breathing while deepthroating is fucking tricky, and gag reflex sux lol.

>Go on hookup app that exists pretty much only for gay sex
>gets gay sex
>surprised pikachu
also yeah i couldn't usually get sex on the same day, but someone was drunk and messaged me at 3am. And they were ugly af. I reckon you could fuck a whale on tinder and that's not even a 'hookup app'.

But there isn't even a popular heterosexual hookup app. Tinder is more for dating (women want a free night out with Chad).

Even a whale has high standards and will still wait for some arab or desperate older guy with lots of money.

you've got to put more effort into making a profile when trying to lure women.

i know my photos are shit selfies that do me no favours. you've either got natural good looks or it helps showing off a car to in the background to display you've got money or decent job, pictures on holiday looking fun and with a bunch of mates proving you're social and who they might imagine they'll maybe get to know through you one day

it's got to be carefully constructed. mise en scene. saw a documentary once about how things easily turn off women, they were hooked up and monitored while watching a Daniel Craig Bond film and because they saw a toilet briefly in frame for milliseconds during a sex scene it was enough to kill the moment.

well yeah like the other guy said, men are hornier than women. It's possible to get laid on the "same day" with women, but you gotta go to bars/clubs/whatever and put effort in. Fun thing about grindr is that people actually message you first.

(even if literally every conversation starts hey hey how are you?)

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Also fucking reeeeee i think i screwed up my wrist while riding that guy. Never having fucking sex again god DAMMIT it's shiiiiiiiit

Fuck off with your gay shite lad

the future is now old man, get ur homophobic ass outta the thread or i'll put a dick in it

The future is you hanging from a rope after being too ashamed to tell your already disappointed parents you have AIDS.

safe sex only my man. Also no sex at this point yikes.

Also aids wouldn't be the reason i killed myself lol

also imagine using a fucking rope when exit bags are a thing you're really fucking ancient aren't ya

>wearing a condom
lol you gays are cucked by choice kek.

>not wearing a condom
>getting STDs

the future is you hanging from a rope after being too ashamed to tell your parents you have AIDS apparently xd

what are exit bags?

I don't fuck blokes like a poofter

fagbaitfag it my new favorite poster

a fat mans smelly ballbag that you put over your nose so you go unconscious and die

don't wanna just post the whole thing randomly considering seeing it has made my chances of killing myself go up massively, but it's easy enough to research.

>thinking you can't get aids from breedersex
oh nonnononono

>oh nonnononono
are you underage

REARNTEARD FLARHHTTT

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>mayuri shagged cola bareback
Hope you get yourself tested lad, turns out she fucks any guys without a raincoat

>she
stop this foolishness in the name of your king

had a scary dream for the first time in years. don't know what it was about but I woke up shouting "DAVID!!! DAVID!"

I said she for the sake of Mayuri pal.
Don't know if he's come to terms with being a bender yet.

why did the thread randomly die at about midnight and not get replaced for 6 hours?

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It didn't. It was at its most active around 3am, which was strange.

Not as strange as those quints lad.

Not as strange as DEEZ NUTS lad.

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Mayuri is thick but I doubt he'd do that.

>the guy sleeping with cola comes.here to brag about it
Does he think we are jealous? He's already too ashamed to admit his identity, he knows something is wrong.

He's lovely and thick isn't he? Arms like an English oak.

>He's lovely and thick isn't he?

Dunno, nobody's posted a picture lol.

I've only seen his face, the pic of the January meet got leaked but he looked normal/small there, maybe he's gained some muscle since then, idk.

He's a shy twink, was visibly uncomfortable being in the pub with us.
You wouldn't know he lifts.

Is Mayuri really gay?
I haven't seen him in r9gay or homo tttt, he's quite a handsome lad though.

>had unprotected sex with a man
hmm i wonderrr

I'm gonna say it lads

Bonne Maman shits all over Tiptree

Would a condom have made it less gay? Lol

watching my brother slowly turn into one of those norf fc types.

at least it'll be funny when we're 30 and i'm a skeltal ghoul and he's a fat mess

yeah sex with a condom isnt real sex
you cant lose your virginity if you wore a condom
must be skin on skin

Can't believe cola got a rebound to replace Mayuri.
You really are heartless lad. Based.

Why do we call him mayuri? What does mayuri mean?

LAAAADS
my bruddas don't dab we just vossi bop

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Googled it,
some faggot anime shit.

he's one of them weeb nonces. just like most homosexual vermin

It means he turns the tables and makes trannies chase him.

Comfy rain forecast for my walk home later. Something to look forward to!

do I just get drunk and order a massive fuck off pizza?

>cola got a new bf but secretly wishes he had Mayuri back
Feel sorry for this new lad.

>15 posters
>Loads of Mayuri and cola shit
Stop samefagging whoever you are.
Stop posting about personalities and gay boys.

Very nice user. Enjoy your comfy walk home, largely devoid of undesireable normans.

Bit full of yourself Mayuri. Is that jealousy I detect?

>Mercedes-Benz in standard Non-metallic Polar White
>not designo diamond White
absolutely disgusting

>Mercedes-Benz in matt grey wrap
WHY

Sup autist. You're looking for this board

>wanting a white car at all

chav douche that's won the lottery tier

> french understanding food
what a revelation. please lord, tell us more. us peasants can not begin to comprehend the sophisticated luxuries such as a 2.50 jar of jam.

i think that's shippy, talking about mercs is his thing

if it's a nice car it works, but most cars are shit and shouldn't draw attention to themselves with bright colours

It's my cousin's birthday soon, can you get me a mates rates Merc?

we /carfeel/ now
I don't want a white car tho, user, but if I did I wouldn't get it in paki Polar White I'd pay the extra for special metallic designo diamond white
Personally I'd go for designo hyacinth red, or designo selenite grey magno, possibly brilliant blue.
Wrong
No sorry

Nah it wasn't me, probably weatherfu, he's the Merc autist.

>Yet another easy day today

Went to an army base in warminster yesterday, today should be another 4pk finish although the wagie I was meant to be working with called in sick

Anybody know how to hustle for some quick cash? I need a few and i dont know any trade

What were you doing at the army camp?
I'm finishing at 16:00 today too, wahey.

sell some stuff on the Internet?

No its one of that mong weatherfu's gimmicks. He used to describe spamming about Mercedes as some kind of "oc". A welcome change from him threatening to murder and dox people, but pretty boring shit.

I saw a GLE yesterday with the reg plate of
>X1 RUN
but it looked like
>XI RUN

Sell your body, drugs, or steal.
Fastest and smartest way to get money is to get a job, if you already have a job, cut expenses.
Cutting expenses is the fastest way to get ez money

just can't keep track of these personalities lad

I like this blue that audi do seen a few TT in it. Volkswagen do a similar blue I've seen it on golfs

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>Weatherfu threatening anyone
>The lad that gave people plasticine Pepe's at meet
>The lad that cried and ran away at meet
>The lad that kept chasing cola, and kept getting rejected.

>plasticine Pepe's
They were fimo modelling clay actually not plasticine
Does anyone still have their pepe?

Threw mine in the bin second I got home. Sorry lad.

the lad sounds soft AF how old is he?

>Threw mine in the bin second I got home. Sorry lad.
rude

morning lads

shopping coming in today so just crackers and coffee for breakfast - how about you?

>plasticine pepes
You have got to be kidding me.

going for a cycle soon

Like this but all purple I couldn't find any other colours

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Christ on a bike that's hilarious. What a spacker

i'm going to try and write a cv so that i can get a job and move out of my parent's house

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