Dog owners are most narcissistic, self centered people on planet.
Imagine having a need to own animal that follows you constantly and do what you teach him.
Imagine being so emotionally weak you have to have some dumb unconcious animal to "comfort" you.
Also ammount of money they you throw at little shit its amazing just for existing.
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Agreed. bastards
They are smug like 2009 Prius owners
No, you're talking about cat owners. They roam the neighbourhood killing native birds. They can scratch and blind their owner and they'll say something like "Heh, I don't like people too."
Parents are most narcissistic, self centered people on planet.
Imagine having a need to own kid that follows you constantly and do what you teach him.
Imagine being so emotionally weak you have to have some dumb underdeveloped person to "comfort" you.
Also ammount of money they you throw at little shit its amazing just for existing.
It's ok if they're adopting. Breedgroid tier if they buy animal breeder
You're hating them for the wrong reasons.
They're entitled cunts who don't train their 'furbabies' and get mad when you get upset at their dog jumping on you. And god forbid you suggest they train their dog, the owners act like you just suggested they beat their animal.
Its not even close comparison.
First of all you watch these kids and learn them things and they progresivelly understand more and more by themselves until they surpass you.. that is miracle, when pupil surpasses the master (teacher)
I bet your parents were disappointed in shit like you.
>native birds
You're making it sound like pigeons are some wonderful species that should be protected.
Yeah, you're right.
Kids aren't useful, unlike dogs. When kids grow up and finally learn to do stuff on their own, they fuck off. A dog will at least maul intruders, children are just very expensive and worthless.
I like birds. Cat's are assholes. Trees need birds to eat their seeds and disperse them. Cats just rape and kill and scratch all day long, don't they give people schizophrenia too by shitting all over the house? At least most breeds of dogs will protect you and be loyal. Dogs are man's best friend, cat's are barely domesticated.
>they are expensive and worthless
When you get old and can't wipe your ass I bet you will let dog do it with his tongue.
Kids will be there by you and support you. Will solve problems and be generally self sufficient.
Stupid dogs can't survive 1 day without human. They are just not bred to be self reliant.
Especially Pit bulls, they should be shot together with their owners.
Because cats are not cucks like dog that jump on you with wide open mouths begging for soi.
Cats are smart calculated creatures. They don't go like stupid dog who bark on stupid shit all time without stop.
What kind of faggot pet owner brags about how their pets are assholes? Dogs are smarter than cats.
Watch out guys, toxozombies are here.
Cats are useless pieces of shit, and can't be trained to do anything of value.
leave dog and cat in forest for 1 week and tell me who survives after..
>cats are smart
Clearly you haven't me my ex cat
Saying it had Down's syndrome would be putting it mildly and it was a spawn from hell in terms of pissing us off
??????!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Triggered
Because the cats will kill all the birds and weasel into nests and feast on baby chicks?! If the dog finds a water source it can survive a week.
I dunno why people here just hate animals. They've never wronged me.
Dogs like me, cats like me, even possums and birds like me.
People are the assholes. They did everything to me.
humans gave you birth you ungrateful asshole
And then they held me down and tortured me, fuck people
our water is genuinely polluted by dog shit due to people with dogs how are they not selfish? i don't need or want an animal slave that is so stupid and dependent on me that it will do whatever i say for a strip of bacon
>They roam the neighbourhood killing native birds.
Cats can be kept indoors, you know
>They can scratch and blind their owner and they'll say something like "Heh, I don't like people too."
cats don't attack for no reason. If your cat scratches or blinds you, you're doing something wrong
yeah, i have to agree with you op
animal ownership is LITERALLY slavery. you bred this genetically inferior animal into existence who could not survive in the wild all for your HEDONISM. just for your pleasure. people dont need animals to survive, but prefer them because they're fun
these dogs are castrated by the millions, killed by the millions in gas chambers, tons of them are also thrown away when the owner gets sick of them. people literally throw away dogs ALL THE TIME with zero reprecussions "oh noo my poor dog got lost nooo (hehehe)"
these animals suffer, they always need to be in your presense. they literally get their kids taken away from them and sold into slavery for someone else's amusement. literally the males dont have any testosterone because they are castrated to make them easier to deal with
and people think this behavior is perfectly fine because they LIKE their slave. "bro i love my dog so that makes it okay"
if i had a nigger slave that i castrated and bred into slavery, does that make it okay? not to mention most pet owners eat meat as well. "bro i love animals, but fuck pigs, lel i love bacon heh"
honestly most people are such normie retards. the level of delusion you have to be on to love dogs and fight for dog rights yet eat bacon is other-worldly. literally pigs are smarter than dogs
good shit op i highly agree, pigs are more intelligent than dogs thats why they are so hard to kill, they fight back. its really sad
>Cats just rape
Get them fixed
>and kill
Keep them indoors if you care about birds so much
>and scratch all day long
Nothing wrong about that
>don't they give people schizophrenia too by shitting all over the house
No they don't. You don't know what you're talking about
Only in america do you have all these white people stand there and watch a dog take a shit, pick that shit up and walk around with that shit in a bag.
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my dog is based and cute
I've heard of worse things.
Imagine not being able to get a gf, or have sex even. Now that's hardcore stuff!
I don't want relationship, I just fuck girls with no strings attached.
Recently tried to fuck dog, its was great.
You can nut in it with no worry
>Imagine being so emotionally weak you have to have some dumb unconcious animal to "comfort" you.
For a tick I hought you were talking about women
Both people are stupid degenerates.
B-but, user... Dogs are cute :3
Dogs are children for lazy millennial narcissists
I would shoot every pit bull owner i see in the face and feel fine about it
>then they held me down and tortured me
Thats hot. Greentext?
>dogs are killed by the millions in gas chambers
God I wish this was true.
Check out "Navy SEAL dogs" on the Smithsonian Channel. You were saying?
>have no friends
>dog becomes substitute friend
>depression cured
Yeah, cool story OP
Nothing compares to the snug milking of great dane pussy as her waggling tail sweeps over your belly.
>spend at the absolute minimum 18 years on something for the payoff to be when you're about to die
So you prove my point that Dog Owners are Narcissistic, Self Centered Hedonist which for LOVE of GOD wouldn't sarafice little bit of comfort and money for greater thing in life which are children.
Yea save your Shekels till you are old and lonely and when Nigger chokes you with pillow in day care center.
Enjoy day of Pillow
cats are proven smarter than dogs tho
Nah, dogs are like bros that just wanna hang out with you. People like dogs because they appreciate loyalty and respect. If you don't have that from your dog, you're a shit dog owner.
Cats are dope too, they're just lazy little shits that are waiting for the opportunity to eat and be comfy. Speaks to my innerself.
lets be serious here dude, human breeders are just as bad as dog owners, if not worse
they're all hypocrites who breed these sentient beings into existence for their hedonistic pleasure
this pictures illustrates how braindead most dog lovers are. they cry all day when their belloved little fur baby dies, yet eat pork on their plate every dinner. also most parents of adult virgins only got them because they hoped they would become chads
literally parents of virgins dont love them as much as their more sexually successful siblings, because they dont love or care for losers. actually FUCK breeders, especially in 2019, when everything's over populated and we have things to distract outselves with like media or pornhub
>dog is happy
>dog-owner is happy
>OP is still depressed and bitter
who won this one?
They strapped me down fresh out the womb and mutilated my penis
There's also the lifetime of shit I've been given, but that's a little hard to fully recall because I was also given pills since childhood that affected my ability to remember things clearly, and severely fucked with my brain for years. All against my will, mind you. They gave me the pills to "calm me down" after I hid during school because I was being bullied. Because let's just fuck the kid up more, eh?
does anyone have that one picture of the family complete with father, mother, and 2-3 kids in some kind of restaurant like dunkin donuts or starbucks, and they all had apple products, and they were all fat? cause thats what i really think of as the perfect picture of the typical family
can you imagine bringing in sentient copies of yourself who will statistically suffer just as deeply as you, or even worse, all for your pride and ego? your "lineage" and "muh genes tho", all so you can feel better? literally people who reproduce are all bad people. like, so many boomers dont even care about their children, they just want them to be chads and be successful so they can show off on facebook, my parents are like this
do you understand how deeply immature, childish and self-centered do you have to be to do such a thing?
infact lower iq people are more likely to reproduce, and so are bad people. being a piece of shit gets rewarded sexually, horrible people reproduce all the time.
i guess maybe its different if you're a good parent in a good time in history to have kids, but holy fuck are we far and away from that in 2019
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Neither cats nor dogs are better pets. They are both tied for best pets overall. Which one is right for you depends entirely on whether or not you are introverted or extroverted.
Extroverts need dogs because dogs enjoy being around them constantly and extroverts recharge their batteries through socialization.
Introverts, however, need their space, and cats are more than willing to provide that space. In fact, cats sometimes need their own space as well. This doesn't necessarily mean that cats don't care about their owners, though. That's a common misconception. Cats have been shown to grieve over the loss of their owners just as much as dogs do, even when all of their basic needs are being met by others. It's just that cats are more independent and self-reliant than dogs are.
So neither is better or worse; it just depends on your personality. Being smug and elitist over whether you're a "dog" or "cat" person is straight-up retarded.
Pigs are actually great pets btw. I lived with a pet pig growing up. They're surprisingly smart and clean.
If you can adopt a pig, go for it.
Also, cockatoos are great if you know how to deal with them.
>dog owners are three times more likely to engage in taboo sexual behavior (including full-blown penetration) with their pets than cats
>dog owners are typically less intelligent than cat owners
Dog owners are gross, perverted retards confirmed
>Cats just rape
Not if you don't let them outside. A cat that's raised indoors will never even want to set foot outdoors.
>and kill
See previous.
>and scratch all day long,
Get a scratching post and they won't fuck up your couch. Also, hide toys around the house so they can go exploring.
>don't they give people schizophrenia too by shitting all over the house?
No? Where did you even hear that? You don't 'catch' schizophrenia.
And your cat shouldn't be shitting all over the house. That's just poor training on your part. Give them a litter box and keep it clean, and they'll use it.
>At least most breeds of dogs will protect you and be loyal.
Yeah, no. Most dogs won't attack home intruders or violent offenders. They'll growl a bit, maybe, but otherwise they won't actually do anything.
jokes on you i didnt teach my dog shit, he will sit down thats all
Imagine being so lonely and disconnected from society that you despise people for finding company in animals. fag.
cats are fucking useless.
well it depends on the dog retard. My current dog wouldn't attack a person even if they beat him. But I work with dogs all the time and I know that their are definitely dog that will maul you if you step foot in their house.
Sic balls, chopper!
They catch pests with extreme efficacy and without destroying the house. Can't say that about dogs.
Also, emotional availability is a use.
Cats are great low-maintenance pets, that's all that really matters. They don't require much and the payoff for what little effort you do put in is more than worth it.
Play fetch, incel
>implying I won't spend my final years at the most high-end private nursing home I can possibly find where such shit has forever been unheard of because I didn't my hard earned money on some cunt who is somehow special because he grew from the brogurt my dick squirted inside some thot
You on the other hand will get abused to no fucking end in the cheap, disgusting nursing home your beloved kid eventually chucks you in
>implying you won't be tortured after you become half retard with alzheimers who forgets everything in 5 seconds. It will be never ending hell for you last 10 years of your life or more... since you can't sue nobody cause everybody considers you retard
>Dog owners are most narcissistic, self centered people on planet.
>Imagine having a need to own animal that follows you constantly and do what you teach him.
That's not what narcissism is.
>Imagine being so emotionally weak you have to have some dumb unconcious animal to "comfort" you.
Dumb and unconscious is kind if the point. Dogs aren't jaded like humans.
What's wrong with being "emotionally weak," anyways?
>Also ammount of money they you throw at little shit its amazing just for existing.
Name one objectively better way to spend your money.
Anyone got the pic of the K9 with his paw on his handler's coffin?
Ah yes, the dogfuckers are here now
Trying to penetrate your average cat would probably kill it.
Only to you because you cant fuck one
Dogs are the niggers of pets period
They are predatory animals whose nature is to kill to eat, kill for territory and kill for a chance at passing on his genes. Now imagine turning such a fine beast into the cucked/beta shits we see today. Treating them like babies and shit. Disgusting. Pathetic.