/britfeel/

Xi has kindly requested that we do not discuss the June Fourth Incident edition

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Trump? More Iike DRUMPF lmao

I AM HERE TO MAKE THE FIRST POST

The comfiest hoody in all the land.

amazon.co.uk/Comfy-Sweatshirt-Comfortable-Originally-Featured/dp/B07DKSY26D/gw-21

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Parents are moving abroad, lads. Gonna have to go and get my name down on the housing list because I'm on bennies, innit.

Alright stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
"Will it ever stop?" Yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gangway
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

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OOH A WHOLE SECOND IN IT
you try hard cunts

feign some sort of illness or become pregnant

>tfw no kay burley abusive wife relation with frequent hate sex

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For me, it's Sofos Turrut

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Someone tell user theres no shame in fancying that ice queen

Well I'm autistic so I reckon a letter from my psychologist will do me nicely, lad.

Ok but I have to ask mummy if it's ok and for an advance on my pocket money
>tfw no double sofi gf

4TH OF JUNE IS VERY SPECIAL EVENT IS 1 EXACT MONTH BEFORE AMERICA INDEPENDENT DAY

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kay burley thread lads
321go

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Phwor mirror sophie is thicc

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sorted. nothing to worry about fren.

every fucking year. communism isn't all that bad.

oh no nudity on Jow Forums, spoiler and call mods plz

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Can't argue with that tbqhwylad

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the battle has been lost fren
lube up and have a wank

Eid Mubarak to Poleaboo

pure goddess ngl

this ain't a blue board mate, we can post whatever we please here
now shut up and do as says

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im the original user who said i fancied her, pictures werent me but i have saved them now

imagine her sweet and gentle braps

you have any of her with her flaps spread mate?

rule 34 on kay burley lets go

Saw a really cute south asian girl at the train station.
I've got curry fever. Looks like I'll end up marrying my wife in a sherwani.

youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY
how bizzaro, how bizzaro

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one more the burley spank bank chum

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that boy aint right

but it feels so gud

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imagine those boobs all oiled up and slippery

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>you have any of her with her flaps spread mate?
no, unfortunately

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Miss us with that gay shit

milfs UNITE

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Why's the weather being so freaking comfy frens?

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this edition might be lost to the porn spam trollers lads

not worth saving tbqh gonna sit this one out

the amazon drivers been fucking circling around everywhere except my stop, the tracking thing said 2 stops 4 hours ago and now it says he "has to make a few more deliveries"

god dammit i want my oculusssss

nice tits and dimples combo there pal, thanks for posting

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oh no, porn on Jow Forums! call the mods! quickly! you lot fucking crying over it is why people keep posting it

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had a gram of b+ shrooms lads and they're pretty fucking potent today

tough, you'll be having a wank and that's final

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HARUMPH POO PEE

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This is a pink board, boobs are fine

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some of us don't like porn though lad

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nice round bum on her lad
anyone you know?

Stop this right now Iad

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business idea: black boobs

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do you think anyone has ever masturbated over you? i dont think anyone has ever masturbated over me

*farts in the thread*

all pink on the inside though lad wahey
actually that sounds a bit creepy like I'm ripping tits
no
I meant vaginas.

>lad
rad shurely

two minutes mate, don't go nowhere

I have an immense interest in this business idea. How much are you looking for with your initial investment?

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>two minutes mate, don't go nowhere
hurry up lad ive got a long day of neeting planned
*looks at watch and taps foot*

*opens the thread window to waft out the fart*

omg! crazy butte! ;ppppp youtube.com/watch?v=OGiIfPyUtk8

GET OUT
please
thanks

stop the clock laddington

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is the deed done? thanks lad, i dont feel any different but i dont know how i was expecting to feel, thanks anyway though user
*goes back to important shitposting*

[X] moni
[X] poley
[ ] real

When I was more normie a girl I was seeing told me she thinks of me when she masturbates. It's a nice feeling desu. She was filthy.

been here years lads, my farts are part and parcel of the air in britfeel towers and have been absorbed into all the sofas

>communism isnt all that bad
Yes comrade! Now back to work or we'll send you to friendly gul- i mean re-education camp.
Remember always comrade, war is peace. Slavery is freedom. Ignorance is strength.

Wahey lads my BMI has went from obese t overweight

done and done.
now I need a sleep

right you are
apologies old friend

congratulations lad
pizza to celebrate

The world is inherently unfair. people are either born better looking, with a higher IQ or into a better class, therefore i see no injustice in deceiving others and inflicting harm to reach a desire. We are already born into a world with inherent injustices, there is nothing immoral in hurting others to get what you want because by nature you were already born inflicted with suffering. The strong rule and the weak suffer.
>b-but this attitude only makes the world a worse place
Re-read. I am simply applying a philosophy that is innate in nature. The world by its design inflicts harm against the weak, i am merely fighting back.
Prove me wrong.

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>baiting reddit again

The inbox fills up, the downvotes commence and I still know I won because they mad

>Prove me wrong.
I don't want to do that, I just want to ask you a question: what's your mum getting you for your 15th birthday?

>I don't want to do that
You can't
>what's your mum getting you for your 15th birthday?
ad hominem
You are low IQ

I need a north indian gf right now.

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winner winner chicken dinner slash you slash flaps

who hurt you sulkfren?

Screenshots plz user, I want to see

>oi is that a fookin souf f.c shirt yer wearin' fren?
>hand over the pizza wizza ya little green poofta
>and the chippie whippies , and the bottle of pepsi wepsi
>yea i thought so ya fookin cunt.
>we ain't yer fookin fren, dont let us see yoo 'round 'ere again ya hear?

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*angrily walks up to you*
You better hand that takeaway back to my friend or there'll be consequences, okay?

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sold
I am willing to invest seven hundred million shillings

Nice one Dazza. Like taking candy from a wee babby. Enjoy your takeaway, lads.

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>tfw almost homeless in my car frens

Any frens ever lived in their car before?

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>tfw almost homeless in my car frens
How did you end up in that situation? i assume your dole got cut or something like that

nah i'm not a dole scum. just want a change of living arrangement and scenery but not sure where i want to live

>just realised my voice is a 50/50 mix of my mum and dads voices
spooky....

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>you will never smash prime frankie bridge
youtube.com/watch?v=eEnz3r2F-Bw

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>nah i'm not a dole scum
Are you calling me scum for living on benefits?
i'm hurt, thought you were a fren x

I need to be blown by a beautiful black woman right now.

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I hear moni's available

Got pizza wizza and McCoy's nachos to celebrate going from obese to overweight. Don't worry lads, I haven't eaten today yet, haha just had me bloods taken as well and went for a long walk

you can borrow mine if you want
just have her cleaned before you return her

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bread, butter n soup fer dinner lads

Neither beautiful, black, or a woman though

classic crona x youtube.com/watch?v=EDXD5Mz2zsE

My package is still out for delivery and I'll be home within 20 minutes. Hope the fucker doesn't come in this small window. Knowing my lick he will the wank head.

certainly have to smash your way through those ten layers of makeup to see her spotty acne ridden face underneath

Just get caught looking at the porn on this thread on the bus by some schoolgirls fuck sake what an idiot I am.

She's doesn't look very black to me. She needs to be mahogany or above to satisfy me.

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SO sorry to hear that lad

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>this is now a beautiful woman

>tfw no negress to sex

>gf sometimes gets some extra food like a muffin for free in the local bakery
>she wonders why she's the only one and her male coworkers don't randomly get gifts
lads. is she really that oblivious or just testing me?
being a woman is literally life on easy mode. you get free stuff for existing

i thought you wanted to live in a van? and sleeping in a mondeo will be alot easier than snoozing in the toyota you used to drive, whatever happened to that anyway?