I'm moving out of my college dorm room soon...

I'm moving out of my college dorm room soon. How do I deal with the ungodly quantity of empty red bull cans I accumulated over the year?

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CS majors are disgusting. Sort yourself out

>empty
Just throw them out. How did you ever pass first year in the first place if you need to ask those questions.

We have cleaning ladies that empty the small bins in our rooms, so my problem is that I don't have access to any large trashcans.
I'm a business major

this, is it so hard to put them in a couple empty grocery bags and walk them out to the nearest dumpster?

You could fit them all in a standard sized trash bag

Recycle them nigga. Or just bag them and give em to a bum

Melt them down into a bracelet or something wearable

>bracelet
More like a full set of plate armor.

>We have cleaning ladies that empty the small bins in our rooms, so my problem is that I don't have access to any large trashcans.

Go to wal-mart, but a black trash bag, fill it with empties, find a random bin in an alley, or just ditch it somewhere if your a dick. What the fuck is wrong with you user?

>his major doesn't make him work so hard he develops a caffeine addiction
Careful not to chip your nails while writing that essay, princess.

This.
That is an insane amount of redbull cans. You gotta cherish it in some way

Pls no bully, I'm an autismo who can't function independently
I think I'll ditch it somewhere, I don't want to walk around town with a massive trashbag trying to find a big enough dumpster. I live in a nice neighborhood, we don't just put out our trash next to the street. I do feel bad about just ditching it though, so I was trying to find another way to get rid of it without sticking the finger to some poor drip who has to clean it up

smelt them into a KNOIF

I actually am quite proud of it, although it really is just a testament to my terrible self-destructive lifestyle. Nonetheless, you don't come across that kind of quantity of empty red bull cans everyday. Unfortunately I gotta get rid of them because I'm coming home soon and I don't want my parents to know that I have energy drink running through my veins.

Is your first name 'Adam', OP?

just take them to the bottle recycling machine. easy bucks.

This, or make a weapon with the cans

What the fuck, just save bottlecaps like a normal person.

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Put them all in a huge trash bag
Go to a very tall building
dump them out onto the ground; showering the cans onto your enemies

Fucking drive to your local park and find the dumpster, dump them in there

god autistic men are so pathetic

you could recycle them atleast user, atleast they wont go to waste then

>how do i throw away trash

what are you even doing in college? I'm guessing you don't have any life skills, huh? Probably no driver's license either?

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Nope
Oreganolio

My country doesn't have that system
I know, it's fucking retarded

recycle them for cash
you DO live in a first world country, right?