Took my first bong rip today brobots

Somehow lost an empty bag of weed in a train while I was high as fuck. After realizing it I got pretty bad panic attacks because I become paranoid and thought they will discover my fingerprints and dna on it (never had contact with police, they have don't know this shit about me) and put me in prison or at least ruin my career. Im still shaking when I remember this feeling of pure terror. Still nice drug though

anyone else lose their fucking mind and get existentially depressed and emotionally scarred after smoking too much and then squallow all the smoke?

this wasnt my first time smokeing ive smoked js before just to clarify but i acc took the time to go buy a bong today and smoked a fat 50 bag out of it and tripped for the second time

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i cant wait until i have a baby to troll your type so hard

i vow only to breastfeed in public

First time I got high I listened to some jap ear porn sound clip and jizzed my pants. Shit was cash

>breastfeeding is fucking terrible
I can agree on babies being disgusting, but that's just fucking retarded.

>at work
>someone asks me if wanna hit their wax pen
>doesn't know how much I actually smoke and it honestly does nothing to me

Normies are really the best.

I hit someone's wax pen and got a few good draws in before I started violently coughing. I sat in the kitchen and drank a few glasses of water and it didn't help the burning in my throat. I decided to sit on a guy's bed and it started hitting me. I got up and starting laughing at the guy who let me hit. Go into the guest room and lay down next to this dude and got comfy. It felt like a few minutes but a few guys pinned me down and started to draw on my legs. They probably could have done more but idk. The rest of my experience was sleeping. I woke up and went home.

At the weed store.

what if you dont live in a state with those?

Recreational state? weedmaps.com

Medical state? weedmaps.com after getting a card (varies from 'basically guaranteed' in California to 'You better be DYING dying, son' in New York)

Illegal state? Start hanging around basketball courts or something I dunno.

first time smoking was out of a gb, it was still the best high ive ever had. it was with my brother and his stoner friend and it was great. stoner friend played the piano and i sang along and i had domino's pizza and it was the best pizza i ever ate. so much fun

All i can tell you is not to fall for the trap. Weed is not harmless and you create a habit of smoking daily really quickly and from this point on youre life is slowly going to be ruined completely before you can even realize it.

3 days no weed and I lose my mind when I smoke; why you retards always say crazy shit like month off? I would just fall asleep.

First time i smoked marijuana
>guy asks me if i've ever smoked weed
>invites me to smoke with his friends
>we're inside of the school, by the girls locker room smoking marijuana from his little shitter pipe
>don't feel shit
>the guys friends are being huge dicks to me so i decide to leave
>walk around the school until class starts
>guy i was just smoking with is in class with me
>keeps saying i smell like weed asking to buy some from me as if i had any, generally just joking around
>we're in english class and gotta write and essay
>the guy is high off his balls and comes up with a retarded idea
>i for some reason think it's a hilarious idea and would be fun
>we decide to share our essay
>write a sentence then pass the paper to anyone else participating
>at the end we gotta write our name on it but no one wants to take the blame for the essay so we mix our names into one and turn that shit it
>few days later the teacher says we gotta read the essays out loud and hands me the fucked up essay which i don't remember writting
>the topic of the essay is "what is a friend to you"
>i start reading
>"a friend is a nig-"
>"uhhh this isn't my essay, i don't remember writting it"
I guess it was funnier if you were in the class and under the influence.