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>eva discovers you hiding that pic of her in a bikini in your pants
I need to stop drinking coffee past 7pm lads. But I need it as fuel before the gym. But then I cant sleep. FFS
AAAAaaaa!!!! let me go i jus want be fren help NOooooOOOOooO!!
Utter bollocks
just nipping to the job centre wentre to get my benny wennys before heading off to the darty wartys with my matey wateys before ordering a takey wakey. In beddy weddy early though because I'm off to the cinema winema tomorrow. Life is hardy wardy with Post traumatic stressy wessy disorder wisorder and anxiety disorder wisorder
nth for crying my eyes out at the thought of lads from here killing themselves... x
my bruddas dont dab we just vossi bop
*vossi bops*
Why are leftists so fucking disgusting?
>step back from the tests, step back from brains
And why do they all have a story about how they were intellectuals until evil society decided to steal their magic powers?
>Plastic surgeon asking for my GPs details
Should be fine , right ?
Never got that "bruddas" thing until someone posted that knuckles vs cell video, was actually quite funny
You should use self-loathing as fuel before the gym, highly recommended.
>Plastic surgeon
Waguan?
You getting you knob chopped off bruv?
What are you ranting on about this time you absolute wreck
yeah but isn't people prolonging their suffering worse. it is buy the way, that's 1 of those mythical rhetorical questions you hear about
just liffe innit
>yeah but isn't people prolonging their suffering worse.
Don't know mate, but regardless the whole thing is sad and fucked up.
my facial feminisation surgery
He's unsure if he needs to pass on his medical records to someone who is going be performing invasive plastic surgery on him to make him appear vaguely more feminine.
hahahahahahaha not even a plastic surgeon could fix you you fucking swamp donkey
I don't know why but i've really been enjoying this kind of mind-numbing, mumble rap, hip-hop lately
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is it because my IQ is so low?
>my facial feminisation surgery
Well as my old mam used to say lad 'you can't polish a turd'
Good luck
Please tell me the NHS is my paying for this.
Very lost in life ATM lads. Been metaphorically dead for several months to date, i'm very isolated and i don't know what road to head down. NEET of course, think i need to move but i don't know where to.
Got money as well, literally no friends or family connections. Could have a fresh start anywhere but nowhere in particular's calling.
you shouldn't bully trans people (or anyone for that matter) because among transgender people the suicide rate is 40%
you even fixed your voice yet?
don't answer, I know the answer
it's fun (arousing) larping as a woman but it stops being fun when you can't turn it off
you'll always be a paki in a dress lad
I can't imagine music taste is a reflection of IQ. its just music mate, makes you feel a certain way and you like it. I don't think you have to justify it
>is it because my IQ is so low?
That in addition to being a unifag normie
What's the percentage of suicide amongst victims of severy, degrading sexual harassment? like what Amer did to the Polish girl that he's named himself after.
should move to Cornwall lad
>having your willy THIS close to eva's hand AND boobs
Firstly it's "she", secondly i'm concerned my records might prevent surgery going ahead
He's basically a Paki murderer at this point isn't he.
top kek i haven't seen this one.
hello hello lads
feeling happier than i have in a long time
want to share good feels with you all
Such a cliche, man of Pakistani descent harassing and sexually abusing white women. Self disgust is self obsession.
>writes a banger about his genital warts
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that it is user. the whole world is FUBAR
i like to think she's moved on and is living her best life
meanwhile amir is a paki call centre worker
If ever there were doubt that Poley was a really thick cunt
And there wasn't
But it there WERE, then this proves it
Hope FFS goes well for you moni you've earned it. I hope I can get it within the next two years. Do you know what you need to get done? I haven't seen you with makeup but desu but when we met you looked like a paki woman without makeup to me. As far as I know that's what they all look like under their oppression veils.
i've got a white beard hair lads. found it on my face
Can I have it please?
Cola how would you feel about filming a vid with Moni and posting it for the lads? Proper lezza stuff, tonguing each other all over
Wild prediction: something will 'magically occur' which means Poley cannot get FFS and therefore put off becoming a tranny even longer. Something like he won't be deemed medically suitable as he's already hinted in his last post.
>ywn see Moni as a burka babe standing before you ready to be ploughed by my big infidel nordic cock
>Do you know what you need to get done?
Everything, lol but mostly nose and chin
>when we met you looked like a paki woman
Thanks for the compliment, I don't deserve it
yes i'll put it in the post
im not a unifag yet actually
i was using my degenerate gaylust as motivation to get in shape but I lost my virginity yesterday and it was boring as fuck
rip motivation
eat a Mars bar, it's quick energy with no caffine
oh, would your dad pay towards your FFS? Got the impression you're rich
once you start working , you'll learn how easy it is to get 20k saved up
Why is Poley trannybashing now?
Business idea, put trannies in a massive fucking blender
any news reports regarding this paki's sex offending?
Stop bashing trannies
We don't do it to you, grow up
look he's being controversial and getting attention!
>Poley trannybashing
???
>We don't do it to you
>We don't do it to you
that is a damn lie and you know it
they are some of the most capricious people I have ever met, they are constantly looking for a reason to hate your cisgendered guts
Lots of things would have to change for me to consider that
1. I would have to be single
2. I would have to suddenly be attracted to darkies
3. I would have to be willing to post a video of me engaging in degeneracy online
4. I would have to be attracted to women or moni would have to detransition
5. I would have to enjoy kissing
Of course this all changes when enough money is involved
Hmm yeah I wouldn't say your nose is particularly masculine. Idk if you would post your side profile on here. Chin always helps. Luckily mine is recessed. I know for sure I need forehead recons with hairline advancement and a lip lift. But idk about touching my lips they're my only good feature
No we're really poor, he earns about 16k and has two other kids (mom is out the picture). At most once I start working he'd take out a loan with me, I'm not sure how easy that will be though
it's all about self improvement lad. did you do the bumming or get bummed?
Had to put our dog down today lads. I thought I'd be ok because he was sick but I can't stop crying.
>once you start working , you'll learn how easy it is to get 20k saved up
Not everyone's a paki living with his parents for free
There's no way on earth Poley didn't mean that as a dig, it even reads as one. He always starts shit with Cola.
Try and stick a few toenails in there too
Ta
i leave you with some lovely boobies night night
sorry to hear that lad, always hard losing a pet
How old was he mate? Did you give him the best life you could? If so then you can't do any better than that.
Sick of playing Dauntless, lads. Gonna give it a rest for the day and watch some TV and maybe a film. Any film suggestions? Anything on Netflix, Sky Cinema or Prime Video. Also might crack open my Alien Blu-rays as I've had them ages now. Also got Dancer in the Dark on DVD.
Yes we made love every night
He was a lovely dog too. Genuinely had no bad points.
Didn't bark or snatch, just loved being in the room with you. Gunna miss him.
I wonder what you'd be willing to do for my money then
What a lovely looking pupper lad sorry for your loss. Make sure you make the little fella proud
RIP doggo. You were a good boy.
>Yes we made love every night
alri Lee
Demon trips.
We don't know he was a rescue but we've had him for maybe 9 years.
Took this picture today
Don't watch dancer in the dark unless you want to feel depressed, although it's a good film. Bjork and LVT is a good combination
You post degenerate pictures. you're whole existence is degenerate. Everyone knows you're a whore who jumps from man to man with no loyalty, don't try to act any different
I had to put mine down last year, lad. I had him 17 years he was just too old. He's chasing a big bone in the sky now, lad. xxoo.
>There's no way on earth Poley didn't mean that as a dig
What are you on about?
>Idk if you would post your side profile on here. Chin always helps. Luckily mine is recessed
Might doesn't stick out or anything, just want it narrower and less 'height'
>2. I would have to suddenly be attracted to darkies
rich coming from a mutt rumoured to have slept with 2 pakis
Poor ziggeh, he deserved so much better than a life of rape and torture with disgusting food
He looks OK in that picture fren. What was his name.
Watched four of these today, thanks whoever posted this yesterday.
1 - Buffalo '66 - Good, I think it's my favourite of those I've seen today.
2 - Man on the Moon - It's probably my least favourite of the ones I watched. Not sure how it fits as a robot film, though it isn't a bad film.
3 - The Man Who Sleeps - A thought provoking film though I think most robots would disagree with the conclusion (or at least be in denial about it)
4 - The Lobster - Close second for favourite, I also liked The Favourite too.
Its isn't ready to save 20k if you pay your own way.
You don't pay rent. Don't pay for food. Don't pay for washing detergent soap toothpaste toilet roll. Don't pay the bills.
You literally have life on easy mode.
Don't forget he has no friends to socialise with because he's a disgusting rapist.
:/
I would have been loyal to Mayuri but he didn't want that. It's been 5 months I'm allowed to move on
I saw the yasin rumours but who's the other one?
>Its isn't ready to save 20k if you pay your own way.
I pay for broadband and BT TV
His name was Mercedes. Silly I know but we just called him Merc.
I was the one who reccommended Man on the Moon, lad. Sorry you didn't like it. Andy Kaufman was really interesting, though. I think that's why the film intrigued me so much. There's a documentary on Netflix about the making of it that you should check out. Basically showcases Jim Carrey losing his mind and being an asshole in set because he was so dedicated to becoming Andy Kaufman.
I did like it, just not sure how it fits onto the image. He is interesting for sure.
30 pound a month direct debit. Really breaking the bank. The very fact that you say this as a back up shows how easy you have it.
Yeah but loads of lads here have no friends.
Is the image supposed to have some sort of theme? Didn't realise, desu.
Yeah but not because we're sex offenders and we don't go on /soc/ and try to buy friends.
A real woman would be devastated by the loss of her stardust and would remain celibate for at least 11 months afterwards.
Oh I assumed it was all about 'robot' sort of things, maybe the guy who posted it originally just named it that. Though 3/4 did have similar themes of alienation, rejection etc
>who's the other one?
>30 pound a month direct debit.
46 quid
Anyway, have you seen Falling Down yet? I'd watch that next if not. Lost in Translation is good too. I really like Sofia Coppolas films. Apart from The Bling Ring. That was trash. Somewhere is probably my favourite of hers.