What kind of gf/bf do you despratedly want?

What kind of gf/bf do you despratedly want?

Just describe them in here, keep the tab open and they might even respond.

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Give me a mommy gf and I'll be happy.

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I want a smart girl, preferably one who also likes math.
I guess I'd also like it if they were petite.

if a girl alternative to this was posted you'd all scream and cry Chad.

This is all i want oregano

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I would love to be a chad. They are the lucky ones in society.

>Man
>Optimist
>Patient
>Not religious
>Knows Sign Language
>Not taller than 5'9.
>Likes the same weeb mix of anime/manga/games
>Has other hobbies to keep him busy

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Sign language? Are you deaf user?

Yes, that's the case. I would prefer they know ASL but BSL is useable too.

How hard is it to find guys who know/are willing to learn ASL for you?

Can you read lips or anything or is it difficult

>female
>cute
>hygienic
>petite
>down to fugg all the time
>not a total bitch

seems simple enough ffs

I've never known a man who knows ASL outside of my father. BSL is simple and braindead but even so noone. How many people do you know that can sign? Even extreme popular people likely don't.So I stick to preying online like my post.
It's a nightmare for me, it's not a skill I'm skilled in. If people know it there must be skill to it.Never picked it up personally.

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I have a gf, so I'll describe traits I wish she had.
>good diet (she is starting to push in to chubby territory)
>would give me blowjobs without me having to ask/do something in advance like cook dinner, also to just suck my dick while I'm doing stuff

She's decent aside from that. Also kind of wish she was a cuckquean because the idea of it turns me on a lot. She's fine with ffm threesomes but neither of us know how to get something like that started.

I know some Makaton but it's fucking useless, dunno why it's a thing.

>not too overweight.
>doesn't mind that i tend to shout every time i talk.
>not taller than me.
>likes to spend time in parks and meadows.

nerdy, biological girl, loyal, and not obese. I just want someone I can relate with and being obese isn't healthy

How long would It take to learn asl?

>but it's fucking useless
In a way. However if you need to deal with deaf children it would be a great help. Could make some little ones feel special.
A good while. It actually adds complexity to singing instead of 'I'm doing the action, this is good, right?'. So you can elabroate in discussion.

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>Rat faced
>Depressed
>kinda outcast
>Studies the fine arts.

basically me but an artist

I just want my oneitis.

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Can I lick your feet at-least user?

I want a japanese shrine maiden to become my wife

>smart
>cynical
>reserved but not necessarily "shy" or "quiet"
>great tits
>long hair
>6/10 face (looksmatch)
>ideally 5'6-5'8
I don't care about body type as long as they aren't prominently overweight or starving, solid tits are all that matter
I'm musclefat myself so I don't really care if they're a bit overweight too

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That's pretty neet, maybe you can find a deaf bf

I hope you find a qt ASL-knowing bf some day user.

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Why aren't they just taught usual sign language? I learned some of it solely for the time I spent with some kids that might need it (none of them did), so I struggle to get any value out of it.

>Female
>is around my height
>actually will talk unlike most of the robots here who don't know how to chat
>Is clingy in the sense that she wants to talk all day
>will watch anime and movies with me often
>will play dumb fotm games with me as well as card games
>Is into cosplay
>Is also friendless/ a hikki

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I want a fucking bf i who isn't a total pussy to run off on me and who can actually relate with me. And before you ask, no, I'm not a girl, I just tend to be emotionally attracted to guys more but no one seems to requite my commitment. Also fuck the poor excuses for human beings of /r9gay/, I hope they'll all get struck with HIV and die.

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Relate to you in what way?

That would be really, really nice. No luck yet however.
No idea. I haven't even heard of it before you posted it desu. BSL is so simple and can be simplified more that there's no reason for another version. I assume you're in another country where the offical signing has more to it.

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> "sensitive" BF
> can have multi-hour conversations
> has some obscure artistic interests
> melancholy and a bit emotionally messy, but not a frequent drug user/suicidal/etc.
> into real fucked up sex

Not that picky on race, gender, or build, probably a guy, but if it's a woman she better be tall and more muscular than average because I'm into people who could at least tie me in a fight.

Fug this is all me but I doubt you're a female

First things first I'd say finding a guy who's into my hobbies is a hustle, it seems it's mostly roasties and old ladies who are into reading and staying at home, while guys tend to hit the gym or engage in activities that require no mental efforts whatsoever. I'm not even into anime anymore unless a show really appeals to me and oftentimes I tend to be picky when it comes to what to spend my time on. All things considered, I still hold on to the hope that if someone's really committed to his partner they might at least try to delve into their interests and viceversa, though to my dismay I never experienced this.

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>into real fucked up sex
Why is every fembot really just looking for a 6'5 dude to creampie them and let them say daddy?

A girl that loves me and cares about me, and takes care of themselves too. A healthy partner for a healthy relationship. I don't really like asking for more than that, I feel like I don't deserve to set standards.

I'll probably get a girlfriend once I'm a little more confident, it's all in the psyche after all.
Still, wish it'd happen sooner than later.

Nope, in South England. Even the teacher didn't really seem to know why makaton was a thing alongside BSL,I just got told it was more to do with assisting learning difficulties than communicating with sign, which to me creates a whole issue in itself but that's a rant for a different day.
Regardless, I think you'll find a lot are willing to learn some sign language for somebody they care about. I imagine it's difficult actually meeting people that aren't online, though.

It's vague enough to be just about anybody here.

> into real fucked up sex
Elaborate please. How fucked up are we talking?

I use to be big into reading but I haven't read in a long ass time, I mostly just stick to audiobooks

Not a fembot. If I was I'm sure I'd have a lot of options
Eh like puke, choking, semi-conscious sex, beating, biting, verbal degradation. Not super fucked up I guess, moderately fucked. Also must at last tolerate my guro collection.

any race but the preference is (white>hispanic>black>asian)
fat bottom
kinda deep voice
dark hair
about 6 feet tall
small to medium breasts
likes cuddling
isn't shy
here, i just described my ideal gf

>puke, choking, semi-conscious sex, beating, biting, verbal degradation

tfw have done all of this and more with a fembot

>audiobooks
Well, the result is the same. My mood is so unstable I'd jump from one age to another but I'm currently trying to finish Nausea without becoming jaded every hour.

I want a bf that wants an obsessive, devoted, clingy relationship. I don't want to be friends with anyone else or interact with anyone that isn't my bf or family. I'd want my partner just as loyal, devoted and clingy. Also that is a virgin. And perhaps a little bit deranged. Physically I want a white, slim, shaggy haired bf.

A clingy and possessive one who will let me devote all my time loving and caring for her

>hapa or at least 3rd culture
>fine with weeb shit
That's it really I want someone who is third culture that's all.

Can you tell us anything about you?

that sounds comfy user
Good taste

Are you a girl and what country are you living in a

Are you a fembot tho

>All of these except slim
just lol

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>>hapa or at least 3rd culture
Why do you want that? I'm mixed but don't get the whole "hapa" meme

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 4 REPLIES IN ONE FUCKING SECOND this board is shit

I've been having the same problems with rarely enjoying something, I just lay in bed most of time

what do you expect honestly? it's all fun and games until some tranny or some fat hog claims to be a girl, it's /soc/ 2.0 with sprinkled porn threads on the catalog.

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Daw

First time I've met an user whose deaf on here. I'm also hard-of-hearing, but don't know ASL. We should become friends. Violet Hour #5079

Let me describe my partner currently:
>Communicative
>Warm and kind
>Works in Public Service
>Always sending me selfies of her hugging people and her pet
>So relaxed and easy going

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One that doesn't, and will never exist
>actually likes me
>can put up with my autism
>doesn't have any or want any kids
>doesn't have to be a model, just as long as they aren't a literal goblin
>not fatter than I am (250lbs)
>preferably extroverted to make up for my social ineptitude

So again, doesn't exist and will never. Even if she did, she'd never want to associate with me

That seems like a bad- ran area that assumed braindead stuff was the best option.
>Works in Public Service
>Always sending me selfies of her hugging people and her pet
Not me.

>female
>likes to cuddle
>okay with me being a weeb
thats the minimum desu

what would you like to know?
Thank you. I really want to be secluded.
Yes, I am. In the US.
Female, yes.
Sorry, I like keeping in shape and like going camping/hiking. I want someone slim at least.

I just switch from one book/music genre/medium to another, and given that I've recently got into opera I'm trying to be in the mood to enjoy it while it lasts. Online guys who ghost me made a number on my psychology to the point that I end up alternating between depression and mania several times throughout the day.

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I want a fat gf who hates going outside.

Because I myself am a hapa. Would be nice if i had someone I can truly relate with.

What If want to start working out and getting in shape, does that count for you? Just that otherwise Im clingy as hell and all

How many guys have ghosted you?

I just want a real gf.

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Around 3 or 4, I always end up spilling the beans and they can't handle it.

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why not taller than 5'9"?

They look like ogres.

Spilling the beans about what?

Of course about my feelings desu. I get attached to people too easily I guess.

>female
>assertive, somewhat dominant, and/or just generally fine with taking the lead since I'm more of a shy sub
>good sense of humor, easy going, and not dumb
>good hygiene
>not fat
>shared interests like vidya and similar taste in tv/anime would be cool, but I guess just being more of a homebody would be the main thing
Not like there's much point in me making this post, since no girl like this would wanna date a NEET shutin who's stagnated from caving to his fear of being around other people, and even if such a unicorn did exist, I'd feel guilty being in a relationship when I can presently contribute basically nothing.

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I want a bf who isn't porn addicted and doesn't consider sex the be-all and end-all.
Someone kind who doesn't judge arbitrarily, who doesn't care for labels and doesn't let demographics decide his viewpoints on people.
Someone who can take care of me, and will let me take care of him. Someone I can lean on, and who will lean on me.
I just want wholesome loving bf who isn't a prick.

>What kind of gf/bf do you despratedly want?
and that I can actually touch, hold and kiss.

I want a masochit weeb hentai gf who will let me abuse her. Preferably short, tan skin, short hair. Personality doesnt matter to me, I dont speak to people and I dont really have any interests outside of porn. I dont even know what you are supposed to say when you talk to people. This person doesnt exist because they wouldnt be a person, they'd just be a living hentai character.

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>Someone who can take care of me, and will let me take care of him. Someone I can lean on, and who will lean on me.
please tell me you are a female and not gay, this is all I want

what if i don't think sex is the be all and end all, but still want to do it often?

I want a gf that's:

>is in general nice rather than harsh and biting
>not Jow Forums aka fine with brown people
>has a cute personality
>enjoys playing multiplayer video games together
>doesn't mind an ldr/online relationship
>is willing to get in shape if not already I consider in shape just not being overweight

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Oh, I don't really see anything wrong with that

yeah, a lot of people are probably weirded out or pretend to be interested, with fags it's always harder to find someone who's willing to pursue a stable relationships.

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loneliest thing I read on Jow Forums today :(
hope your brain gets better friend.

Girl
Smart
Not on social media
Hygienic
White, Asian, or Middle Eastern
Loyal
Understanding

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i want an incontinent diaper girl gf

This is what I want, where are you from? I live in Texas

bf who's

>Kind
>Patient
>Loyal
>A smoker
>Alt right

I don't think I'm asking too much, but for who I am it's a lot.

>girl
>happy go lucky
>helps me with me human interaction withdrawls
>asks me about my day
>is honest when im acting shitty
>pref on the quieter side in public, but will still speak for us in public on occasion
>half-normie, half-fembot
>is as smart as me or smarter

>tfw would learn sign language and sign about Danganronpa with you but I'm 5'11".
fuck my life

A girl or a boy. Must be shorter than me (I'm 5'11). I don't care about hair color. Mustn't have curly hair. Must be white skinned, IDC about ascendency. Must shower and groom every so often. mustn't be a neet. If it's a guy, long hair, if it's a girl idc about hair length. Idc about physical appearance, as long as you're not fat you're ok. Mustn't have bpd. Apart from this everything is fair.
I might have some trouble though, considering I'm pretty buff and that's a turn off for many people. However if I find the right person I might consider stop working out for them

I am a female but I'm also fat

Would depend how often probably?
Wouldn't be a deal breaker or anything but I don't have endless libido.

Odessa texas user, is that you?

Are you an original female? Oregano

I live in the DFW

Do you have some contact I don't mind you being fat I'm chubby

Thank you for caring. Take this (You) in return.

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Metroplex*

like once every 2-3 days would be good.

What do you mean by original?

And yes.

Just a way to get past the repost filter, are you looking for someone to talk to?

I want the mental clingy part. I'm obsessive as well and want to spend all my time with my gf.
Physically, I'm white and in shape (but not too thin). My hair isn't shaggy but if it's a real plus I wouldn't mind letting it grow out. What state are you in? Dedicated clingy gfs are so hard to find.

3 replies in, Well I appreciate the sentiment but I wouldn't want to waste your time. I've pretty much given up on that front.