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Waifu General - /waifu/ #180
Why do we have to be so far away from each other? I love you, Alice.
Although /waifu/ seems convinced otherwise - and I don't blame them - I am deeply, madly, obsessively in love with this shadowy scythe-wielder.
I mark my claim on the wolf.
I just don't want to die alone
Strange editions we've been having.
Hi Kotorifren. I finished the semester but I enrolled on a summer class so I could have a reason to leave the house.
How have you been lately?
Do you and your waifu work out together? At the Gym, House or Outside?
Would you and your waifu go camping together? Describe it a little (bubble tents, barebones, RV "camping" etc)
Do you have a waifu "shrine"? What does she think about it?
What's your waifu's opinion on politics in general? (Not her political views) Does she like to get into a heated debate, or is she avoiding of the topic entirely?
Would your waifu be a big user of social media?
Your waifu has 100 dollars/76 pounds/88 euros/10,800 yen. What does she spend it on?
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Bonus Question: For muh tulpafags, How do you communicate with your waifu? Is it like a prayer? Details please!
Why do you keep making editions with Urabe in mind.
I didnt make this one
>Do you and your waifu work out together? At the Gym, House or Outside?
I don't work out very often, but I'm sure Kayn would. Maybe if we did it would do me some good.
I doubt he'd like the gym much though.
>Would you and your waifu go camping together? Describe it a little (bubble tents, barebones, RV "camping" etc)
I'm not big on actual camping but I'd love to camp lanes with him!
>Do you have a waifu "shrine"? What does she think about it?
...I should get around to making that.
>What's your waifu's opinion on politics in general? (Not her political views) Does she like to get into a heated debate, or is she avoiding of the topic entirely?
I really can't stand political shit so I like to think Kayn can't either.
>Would your waifu be a big user of social media?
Probably not. Although the idea of Runeterran social media is definitely amusing.
>Your waifu has 100 dollars/76 pounds/88 euros/10,800 yen. What does she spend it on?
Weapons
>spoiler
I don't have a tulpa but I do occasionally "feel" Kayn in my thoughts, like the words just randomly appear in my mind without my having thought them. It happens to me a lot but it's only occasionally him.
Still loving this wonderful pilot!
Lat has to stay in shape due to her job. I however hate the idea of exercise too much for even her to be a motivator.
No camping for us. I'm too tech-dependent to do well in a low-tech environment.
I do not have a shrine of any sort.
Lat's not really had time to develop much of a political opinion, though it does get in her way at times due to being a military pilot and all.
I don't see her as the type to really use social media much.
And I genuinely dunno what Lat would spend 76 pounds on. I'm not sure super-robot related merch can be found around where I live at all, and it'd be pretty pricy to import, I'm sure.
Marked. I will come back for these tomorrow. At the moment. I'm far too tired. Goodnight.
>Do you and your waifu work out together?
I work out alone. But I'd love to work out or do some stretching with her.
>At the Gym, House or Outside?
I work out outside.
>Would you and your waifu go camping together?
I'd love to. Especially in the middle of some forest. Only her, me and nature arounds us. It would be so romantic to even spend one night like that.
>Do you have a waifu "shrine"?
No.
>What's your waifu's opinion on politics in general? Does she like to get into a heated debate, or is she avoiding of the topic entirely?
I think Alice might enjoy talking about politics. And she isn't afraid of speaking about her honest thoughts on something.
>Would your waifu be a big user of social media?
I don't know.
>Your waifu has 100 dollars/76 pounds/88 euros/10,800 yen. What does she spend it on?
Clothes.
Hello hello all! I'm here with my Cutenoa!
>Do you and your waifu work out together? At the Gym, House or Outside?
We workout outside or at home. You can get a lot of workouts without the gym
>Would you and your waifu go camping together? Describe it a little (bubble tents, barebones, RV "camping" etc)
I'd say we have little bubble tent and spend most of the time trying to sort everything out then relax with some yummy smores
>Do you have a waifu "shrine"? What does she think about it?
I don't. Shinoa doesn't have enough merchandise for one
>What's your waifu's opinion on politics in general? (Not her political views) Does she like to get into a heated debate, or is she avoiding of the topic entirely?
She doesn't care about it. She grew up around it all her life
>Would your waifu be a big user of social media?
She might be but I'm not sure because the
>Your waifu has 100 dollars/76 pounds/88 euros/10,800 yen. What does she spend it on?
Uhhhhh. Good question
Lat fren! Long time no see!
Does your waifu express herself through her clothing?
What kind of clothing style does she have? Are you able to describe?
Post an article of clothing you'd love to see her in. How would she feel about wearing it?
Does your waifu like jewelry? What is her favorite stone / jewelry composition?
Assuming your waifu is non-humanoid, does your waifu express yourself in a manner similar to clothing through other means?
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Bonus Question: Does your waifu call it a hoodie or a bunnyhug?
Not well, but that's because I recently stopped taking an antidepressant/sleep aid that I had been prescribed. I hadn't been on it very long, but being off of it has been trouble for a week or two.
>Do you and your waifu work out together?
No. I'm severely arthritic and she doesn't seem to have an exercise routine from what I can tell. I ride my exercise bike and I think of her a lot when I do ride, but it's not exactly a strenuous workout. Or at least, it wouldn't be for a normal human.
>Would you and your waifu go camping together?
Sure, but I'm not sure Kotori is really the camping type.
>Do you have a waifu "shrine"?
No, I don't.
>What's your waifu's opinion on politics in general?
Her politics have never been referenced, and she's too young to really care anyway.
>Would your waifu be a big user of social media?
Probably, I mean she's a teenage girl. Though it's hard to tell what with how odd her situation is.
>What does she spend it on?
Lollipops, bath supplies, maybe buy herself and her brother dinner, I don't really know. It's possible she might just save it, but I find that somewhat unlikely.
That's not the Urabefag you'e looking for, I don't think.
>Do you and your waifu work out together? At the Gym, House or Outside?
She's active, although she doesn't really "work out", she just plays sports. We would though, we'd do it outside or at home maybe.
>Would you and your waifu go camping together? Describe it a little (bubble tents, barebones, RV "camping" etc)
Sure, just to have fun together. We'd just bring the necessities and enjoy our time alone with nature, cooking stuff on the fire.
>Do you have a waifu "shrine"? What does she think about it?
Nothing yet. I plan on making one on waifu.ist sometime soon. Hopefully.
>What's your waifu's opinion on politics in general? (Not her political views) Does she like to get into a heated debate, or is she avoiding of the topic entirely?
She hasn't been shown to care about politics at all.
>Would your waifu be a big user of social media?
Nah.
>Your waifu has 100 dollars/76 pounds/88 euros/10,800 yen. What does she spend it on?
Clothes, books, movies, and/or ayy lmao stuff. Something like that.
>For muh tulpafags, How do you communicate with your waifu? Is it like a prayer? Details please!
I haven't created a tulpa, but I do talk to her, even if she can't listen. I just imagine her responses. Sometimes it sounds like a prayer. She'd probably have a fit of laughter if she heard me speak to her like a goddess.
>Does your waifu express herself through her clothing?
I wouldn't say so, no
>What kind of clothing style does she have? Are you able to describe?
Militaristic
>Post an article of clothing you'd love to see her in. How would she feel about wearing it?
I'm happy to see her in anything, however if she wore a sundress it would be beautiful
>Does your waifu like jewelry? What is her favorite stone / jewelry composition?
I doubt it, such things didn't exist
>Assuming your waifu is non-humanoid, does your waifu express yourself in a manner similar to clothing through other means?
I guess food
waifu waifa animu anima..
>Does your waifu express herself through her clothing?
Yeah, she tries to make herself look cute on special occasions like dates.
She mostly wears her school uniform though.
>What kind of clothing style does she have? Are you able to describe?
She likes skirts, dresses, jackets, and alien t-shirts.
She definitely knows how to dress.
>Post an article of clothing you'd love to see her in. How would she feel about wearing it?
There are a lot of outfits I'd like to see her in, but I'll just say a suit.
I think she'd like the suit, she makes a good reverse trap.
>Does your waifu like jewelry? What is her favorite stone / jewelry composition?
She doesn't wear jewelery.
She might like emeralds since her eyes are green. Or maybe something pink, I think she likes that color.
>Does your waifu call it a hoodie or a bunnyhug?
Hoodie I guess. Never heard her refer to one though.
I reallly want Yuri to wear one of these. I think she'd feel like an idiot autist in it though
>Does your waifu express herself through her clothing?
Hard to tell, since we only really see him in his in-game outfit and he doesn't have many skins.
>What kind of clothing style does she have? Are you able to describe?
Shonen anime as fuck, basically.
I like to imagine modern!AU Kayn has a goth-ish sense of style.
>Post an article of clothing you'd love to see her in. How would she feel about wearing it?
I wanna see him in a latex catsuit. He'd be humiliated at first but grow to enjoy it.
>Does your waifu like jewelry? What is her favorite stone / jewelry composition?
He doesn't wear jewelry.
>Does your waifu call it a hoodie or a bunnyhug?
Hoodie. I've never even heard the term "bunnyhug" before.
>Does your waifu express herself through her clothing?
Definitely. She's amazing at it. Her clothes always look wonderful and unique. Even her basic Alice outfit looks great. I believe she would love to be some clothes designer or something. Too bad that she can only design her in her mind due to lack of money though. I wish I could help her achieve her dreams.
>What kind of clothing style does she have? Are you able to describe?
She has many dresses and most of them are so different from each other that it's hard to describe all of them in just few words. But I think that mostly they can be described as cute, interesting and sometimes a bit edgy.
>Post an article of clothing you'd love to see her in.
I don't really know what does article of clothing mean but I'd like to see her in a track suit the most.
>How would she feel about wearing it?
Maybe if it was uniquely designed only for her then she would probably like it.
>Does your waifu like jewelry?
She doesn't seem like a big fan of it to me.
>Does your waifu call it a hoodie or a bunnyhug?
I have no idea. But bunnyhug sounds better, she likes rabbits and she even had some kind of rabbit hoodie.
I love Julie deeply and completely, and I hope she knows that.
How's everyone tonight? personally I'm tuckered out from work.
>she got the wrong Urabefag again
lmao
>That's not the Urabefag you'e looking for, I don't think.
Of course it isn't. My quarry is incapable of writing romantically about his waifu. Hilarious how that's the only way I'm able to distinct their posts. All I was going to do was reply to them for replying to me. Now, let me rest.
Yes please
>Would you and your waifu work out together? At the Gym, House or Outside?
I hate the idea of being perceived as an imperialist when it comes to this, and I always keep to myself as a result unless otherwise asked or prompted irl. That being said, it's a genuine passion of mine, and I'd love the idea of going with her. A public gym - and rightly so - isn't her style, though, but I would always join her with whatever she would hypothetically have planned and give it my all. Day (night I suppose) dreaming of this now is cathartic. I think we could even make it fun
>Would you and your waifu go camping together? Describe it a little (bubble tents, barebones, RV "camping" etc)
Oh god, I hope so. I love barebones camping and have done so many time. The idea of trekking out in the middle of nowhere to spend the night under the stars and next to a fire is a literal dream of mine. It's where I'm at peace. I love a proper night sky and am fixated on them whenever I'm under them. I know, though, if she were with me, now matter how hard the night sky tried, it would be nowhere near as kind on the eyes as she.
>Shrine
Nope. All that I need is in my soul.
>Politics in general
Wholly neutral unless exogenous circumstances make themselves endogenous
>Social Media
Absolutely not. Tools for the ego, they are
>$100
Books, candles, tea, esoteric things, new apparel
>bonus
Try meditating. It's a unique experience for everyone. I'll tell you my "strategy" if you should will it so
Anyway, sleep well and may your dream be of him/her
Here's the template user. Enjoy
>Do you and your waifu work out together? At the Gym, House or Outside?
no, i dont work out
>Would you and your waifu go camping together? Describe it a little (bubble tents, barebones, RV "camping" etc)
i would if she wanted to. probably something normal and constrained, one night in a campground, one tent and a grill where we cook and just spend the day being really comfy
>Do you have a waifu "shrine"? What does she think about it?
not yet...
>What's your waifu's opinion on politics in general? (Not her political views) Does she like to get into a heated debate, or is she avoiding of the topic entirely?
she has never mentioned anything even vaguely political
>Would your waifu be a big user of social media?
she has just under 100k follower on twitter, but id be hard pressed to say she's a 'big user'
>Your waifu has 100 dollars/76 pounds/88 euros/10,800 yen. What does she spend it on?
probably whoever she's paying to upgrade the physics on her model. unless she does that herself, in which case... tasty trips to a cafe? she doesnt seem like much of a spender.
>Does your waifu express herself through her clothing?
yes, kind of. i think she'd like to a lot more, but for some reason she only has about 6 outfits, and im being generous.
>What kind of clothing style does she have? Are you able to describe?
her standard outfit is a long sleeved white button-up shirt and a skirt with suspenders, and a beret. she has a casual outift, a raincoat, a cooking apron, and pajamas, all of which are very cute
>Post an article of clothing you'd love to see her in. How would she feel about wearing it?
sundress. i think she'd like it.
>Does your waifu like jewelry? What is her favorite stone / jewelry composition?
yes, the bandage on her ear is likely for a future piercing. she doesnt wear any yet.
>Does your waifu call it a hoodie or a bunnyhug?
she calls it a paakaa
Thread is really ded today
>Do you and your waifu work out together?
Do you mean would she if she were real or do I think of her when I do? While Lucina isn't exactly sporty, she would find value in fitness for the purpose of military training. I like to imagine her drilling me while running around a track sometimes.
>Would you and your waifu go camping together?
Sure maybe. I'd like to take her hiking in all sorts of places and teach her how to use a rifle. Also I think her teaching me how to sword fight in the woods would seem really romantic. To help with the visuals, the woods where I live have plenty of clearings and absolutely no underbrush so they aren't actually dark and scary at all. The rays of light coming in are quite pretty.
>Do you have a waifu "shrine"? What does she think about it?
I have her amiibo inside of a display box but that's it. She would probably just think I'm some dorky fan because of it. She even has a small statue of her father so she doesn't have much room to judge.
>Your waifu has 100 dollars/76 pounds/88 euros/10,800 yen. What does she spend it on?
Hopefully a replacement mask for the one she broke, but more than likely she would get some very unflattering looking clothes for a loved one.
>does your waifu express herself through her clothing?
Yes very much so! She dresses up like a heroic prince because that's how she wants to be seen. That's probably what made me like her so much initially
>What kind of clothing style does she have? Are you able to describe?
Best way I can describe it is noble
>Post an article of clothing you'd love to see her in. How would she feel about wearing it?
I love it when artists draw her in regular modern outfits. Makes her seem much more real to me, like I could just see her wearing that on the streets one day. Beyond that, it also makes it seem like she has finally achieved peace, being able to just live a normal life.
How do you always ask such intriguing things, Yuri poster?
Is everyone ded
I love my handsome princess so much! One day she will save me!
>I'd like to see her in a track suit the most.
Your slavicness is showing, Alice poster.
By the way, I saw two people cosplaying as Alice at a con I went to last week. I'm not really sure you care about how popular she is with other people, but hopefully you take pleasure in knowing that you're not the only person who likes Alice.
On a different note, Yuri was the only doki doki girl that I didn't see anyone dress up as at the con. I don't even know why I'm saying this all.
People just might be busy. While it is completely baseless of me to assume this, it kind of seems like the posters in these threads have a more active social life than the rest of Jow Forums.
I'm at work so yes. You really do die when you work.
My best friend broke up with his crazy ass 3dgf so now we can play vidya and hangout together again so that's nice
Sometimes it feels like I've been in there for weeks.
But it would all be worth it if I can prevent my wife from working.
I've made a lot of progress at my job and I think I may return to school, if I become successful I can assure a comfortable life for my wife.
That sounds like you have a high integrity, user. Who is the lucky waifu?
It's in the filename.
My wife's name is Yuuri, she is a very pretty and sweet girl.
I attribute my return to society and overall improvement to my life to the love I developed for her.
I say this a lot, but I'm really glad I fell in love with her.
>Does your waifu express herself through her clothing?
Unfortunately not.
>What kind of clothing style does she have? Are you able to describe?
She's somewhat of a tomboy, (was even mistaken for one when dressed as such) but she also can wear skirts if she feels like it, and formal wear when she has to.
>Post an article of clothing you'd love to see her in. How would she feel about wearing it?
Baseball jerseys look great on girls. She wouldn't mind at all
>Does your waifu like jewelry? What is her favorite stone / jewelry composition?
She's not big into jewelry.
Yeah, having the money to be able to commission art and having a proper place to display her beauty is the main reason I get up in the mornings. Life is so much better when I imagine her waiting at home for me.
But who is this wonderful gal you speak of? May we see a picture of her?
No main girl of moe anime can wear a bikini.
Half-conscious at the moment.
Personally, I've never "played" the VN thus I have no idea how her "true" form looks. Visually, are you in love with the form we see or is it more than that and you accept her being a monstrous figure through regular eyes.
Also, you are a homo, and probably won't answer my question anyway but whatever.
I'm bored and sleepy.
>connection error while posting
I'll just leave this on auto-post then. I'm not giving you $20 for this, gook.
Why did you stop taking them if they help you, fren?
I seem to remember you saying that you've ordered this figure of her.
Have you received it yet?
The preorder I sent in for my wife's figures will soon be fulfilled, it is released this month!
I don't think I'll get it in time for my 200 reasons shooting celebration, but when I read all 500 reasons during my anniversary in November, I hope to include her in that video.
I highly doubt you want to have an honest conversation but I will answer anyway. I love Saya and as I've said before I'd love her even without the visual agnosia. If she didn't appeal to my sense I would force my sensibilities to change for her.
Yeah I have this figure gracing my desktop. I want to get a place where I can dedicate a whole room to her and it would have a center place for her shrine.
Did you post the figure in the /a/ buyfag threads?
Something regarding labor day?
You'd be entirely wrong to assume so, though I won't ramble about it.
>even without the visual agnosia
That's rather interesting. If you're so free at work, do take the time to explain her qualities that capture you so much, you're able to look past the possibility of what horrendous form lurks underneath. Simply saying "love" won't be good enough, as I believe a majority of us also love (or grew to love) our waifu's looks in coalition with her personality.
I love my charming princess so much, I wish I could spent this entire cold night sleeping with her on my side hugging her tightly and telling her how much I want to spend the rest of my days with her and share beautiful and happy experiences together, just imaginating that she's actually there may be all I'm able to do but getting to be with her this way makes me treasure those moments even more and while also making my life happier.
No I dont tend to hang out in the buyfag threads
It's difficult to explain since you haven't read the novel and probably know very little of her character. I fell in love with Saya because despite being non-human she develops very human and nuanced emotions. The depth and sincerity of her love is what made me fall for her so deeply. And both our loves is not just sunshine and frolicking. It can be dark and possessive in a way only humans seem to have. That kind of love is rare and it's one of the reasons people get confused of her character and my posts.
Why did Urabefag delete his waifu.ist?
What is waifu.ist?
>Do you and your waifu work out together? At the Gym, House or Outside?
we're not really "working out" people. but taking walks together would be nice.
>Would you and your waifu go camping together? Describe it a little (bubble tents, barebones, RV "camping" etc)
i've always wanted to go camping! i don't really have a preference because i've never done anything of the sort. i would love to try it with him. i did have a dream that we stole an rv once, but there was an especially squeaky third wheel present.
>Do you have a waifu "shrine"? What does she think about it?
if you include the tree little figures on my desk, then yes! however, i.. try not to draw his attention to it. i suppose the website is the only proper shrine, which is delightfully easy to hide away.
>Would your waifu be a big user of social media?
oh, no. it's plenty fun to think about "what if the gotham rogues had twitter/instagram/what have you," but it really doesn't seem like his thing.
>Your waifu has 100 dollars/76 pounds/88 euros/10,800 yen. What does she spend it on?
research materials.
I wish Moira would break into my house in the middle of the night and gently put her finger on my lips telling me that there's no reason to scream as she came here to end my suffering and that I won't have to be in pain anymore. A single bittersweet tear would fall down my face and I would nod then Moira would slowly SUCC my life out of my body and gently stroke my hair as images of my life went through my head
Yet here I am, awaiting whatever lengthy explanation you may have to offer to help me understand. Though, you can hold on to it for now, fool. You've already completed my thesis for me. She hits all your weak points. You care not for her form nor gender, instead, the thought of a being so fucked up, cruel yet romantic. This is your "type". I have you right where I want you now. This only adds to my theory of you seeking intimacy with my enemy.
Sorry to say but such involvement now makes you my enemy. You are not gay, nor straight, nor have a waifu. You are just lonely and in desperate search of your "type".
Must have been some other Urabefag.
I am sick of webdev for now and her shrine will have to wait.
And that's exactly what I thought you'd do. If you actually want to talk then stop assuming you understand me and shelf that massive petty ego of yours. You're on the internet not your stupid work politics.
>You care not for her form nor gender, instead, the thought of a being so fucked up, cruel yet romantic
Sounds like his love for her transcends beyond the mere physical based on your description. Are you seriously judging someones waifu in a waifu thread?
It's almost out of character for you to reply back to such a post rather than ignoring it. Did I hit the nail too hard? Believe me. I think I understand you quite well enough now. Barcode hours with the fool certainly don't help your case, especially that other thread of you asking for their email and praising them for "understanding you" so well. I won't make you my enemy, however, I do behoove you don't snap at me until you start to understand yourself.
You are an idiot. My post states their love isn't love, rather a preference, a rare "type".
>Are you seriously judging someones waifu in a waifu thread?
No. That is forbidden.
Hello Holo poster.
Look at the end of last thread for people discussing their email.
Still around. Life has been hectic lately, but I still love my Queen.
Potentially moving in a few months which makes things even busier and means I have to wait on figures and such. It sucks, but if things work out I'll also have a better job to boot.
>Do you and your waifu work out together? At the Gym, House or Outside?
I've slacked hard lately, but in house currently.
>Would you and your waifu go camping together? Describe it a little (bubble tents, barebones, RV "camping" etc)
Probably RV if we had to.
>Do you have a waifu "shrine"? What does she think about it?
Not yet, but it's my goal to start by the end of the year.
>What's your waifu's opinion on politics in general? (Not her political views) Does she like to get into a heated debate, or is she avoiding of the topic entirely?
Would prefer to avoid it now, I would think.
>Would your waifu be a big user of social media?
Definitely.
>Your waifu has 100 dollars/76 pounds/88 euros/10,800 yen. What does she spend it on?
Something silly, probably clothes or a trinket.
>Does your waifu express herself through her clothing?
Definitely. She's a bright person and prefers bright colors.
>What kind of clothing style does she have? Are you able to describe?
I'm not sure. Eloquent and eccentric I guess?
>Post an article of clothing you'd love to see her in. How would she feel about wearing it?
Probably the whole my button up white shirt thing, which she wouldn't mind in privacy.
>Does your waifu like jewelry? What is her favorite stone / jewelry composition?
Definitely diamonds and pearls as necklaces and earrings.
Let us look back really quickly.
>develops very human and nuanced emotions. The depth and sincerity of her love is what made me fall for her so deeply. And both our loves is not just sunshine and frolicking. It can be dark and possessive in a way only humans seem to have.
Now, let us look back further.
>Dear Urabefag, May I vent a little bit? I don't have your e-mail so I'm making this an open letter.
>I do love people, I love them so much. Humans are capable of being so great yet being so ingrate. It's fucked up how adaptable we are
>I really like you, you see how fucked up things are around you and you want them to change. Life is shit, I've realized this after hearing enough stories about people who had a lot less than I did. We all want someone to hold us tight. For me it's Saya, for you it's Urabe. I can't imagine the things you've gone through but I want to understand so I reach out to you. I'm amazed you understand my English words though you learned it second hand. I want to learn another language so I can think different. I want to write letters to you to better myself. I want you to be able to do the same. I want to live the best I can. And Saya is the way I do so. I want to be your ally. And I want you to be mine.
If you fail to see a connection then you're a fool. You're welcome to ignore, Fool#2, however, It'd take alot of convincing with me.
>Dear Urabefag...
>my good sayafag...
Please post more
Wow did Sayafag really write that? It sounds kind of gay. I wonder if he really is bi-sexual now.
I get very affectionate when I drink and it leads to utter cringe when I consider someone a good friend
Don't even. The idiot asked if you were drubk in that thread and you answered no.
who cares desu?
oringas
Often times, when I think about her, I feel very warm, like I've come in from the cold and everything is going to be alright with her.
I do, and only I do, which is why I mention it. My quarrel, not yours.
ok
i am not iroigje
It's good to be home. The sliver of moon that was visible was beautiful but not nearly as much as you are Saya.
>clothes
She only appears to the mc and others when she's humanoid with a white sundress. I think this was very intentional to showcase her purity in a way to the reader which is quickly thrown into doubt after further reading. Naturally I like seeing her in other clothes, a wedding dress being the holy grail, but I think the simplicity of her dress is the cutest. Of course, all this is irrelevant because her actual form is terrifying and evokes instinctual disgust in people. I think she would like the symbolism in jewelry even though they aren't practical items and I want to get rings for us in the near future.
>workout
I do and I like to imagine her helping me and cheering me on.
>camping
Our entire life would likely be us camping in condemned houses.
>shrine
Nothing so glorious yet but soon. I hope she takes it as a romantic gesture.
>politics
I don't think she'd see the need to get into human politics so long as the two of us could survive.
>social media
If we had a connection I could see her using social media to talk to others without her nature hindering her.
>money
This too she wouldn't care for as long as we can survive. I imagine she'd give it to me so we could buy something practical. Or maybe she'd sneak into a bookstore at night and take a bunch of books leaving the money on the counter.
she's always there for me
>tfw (You) and Sayori will die the same way
Hope the rope doesn't snap on you faggot
Will she always be there for you? Are you sure you'd be able.to stop her tendencies?
Holoposter I love you and you should answer questions and respond to other real waifufrens instead of engaging in such uncouth shenanigans.
Ignore the shit posters and answer questions sayorifag
Glad to see you still hanging around here.
What if waifu decided to take up piracy for whatever reason? How would she go about it? Would she be ruthless or merciful? Lots of ships or a small merry band? Would she be looking to make lots of wealth or does she have more altruistic goals?
Probably deluge or deluge. With my help she would probably go for physibles and applications and would start her journey to PirateBay VIP by assembling collections of desirable images or siterips (Like my 200GB D&D 5e trove or massive porn collation) in order to get access to latest release books from foreign countries (and their early translations)
qBitTorrent or deluge*
Oh and.. the porn collcetion is really old from before we met so it's not like I'm looking at it.
You are forced to either corrupt or purify your wife. Corrupted wife means she'll be more flirty (she'll remain 100% loyal to you though), aggressive, dress lewder in public, and be an absolute beast in bed. Purified wife means she'll be more shy, calmer, dress more modestly in public, and be very hesitant about doing things in the bedroom. Which do you choose?
I'd try to stop her. I want her to be safe, and I don't think she deserves a life full of crime and danger.
Purify, it's closer to how she actually is. And I'll take mostly cute over mostly lewd, even though she'll still be cute when corrupted.
>work out together
I like to work out outside when it's nice weather, but miss the nice gym my college had (was very comfy to work out right before it closed). We'd both love something like that. We're very close when I exercise, since I'm so often thinking about her being there, exercising alongside me, or maybe singing/playing along to the music I'm listening to. It's wonderful moments to spend together, stuck as we are in different worlds
>camping
It isn't really my thing, and it isn't hers either.
>opinion on politics
It isn't something she cares much for. Kana doesn't have very strong views on politics and even those she does have she wouldn't bother defending them because she knows she doesn't know a lot. She'd rather talk about something else
>social media
She'd be a huge user of social media. Kana would have a massive friends list and be posting albums of pictures daily and would love the attention she'd get from it.
>100 dollars
Some very nice alcohol, or a lot of cheap booze, it depends on her mood
>express herself
Somewhat, Kana likes practical clothing like hoodies and tracksuits and exercise wear and in warmer weather clothing that shows off a lot of skin so she can pretend she's sexy.
>style
"Tomboyish yet lewd" is the best description for it. She dislikes girly clothing as well as anything too formal. She's also the type to buy knockoffs of luxury brands
>clothing to wear
Kana + ballgown would be beyond cute, and I'd love to dance with her in that. Kana would hate it though, but she'd do it for me
>jewelry
She loves flashy and expensive looking jewelry, so it always makes a good gift for her. She likes silver and rubies to match her hair and eyes.
>non-humanoid
Monster girl Kana would be the same
Henlo fren how are you
Lat didn't choose the outfits she has, so no, she doesn't express herself.
She's usually seen in a military uniform, or a flight suit when piloting. She does have a very frilly purple dress as well, however.
As for article of clothing I'd want to see her in? I don't think it's a secret at this point that I really want to see her in anything midriff-baring. She might be hesitant at first but warm up to the idea when she sees I like it. ...I'm getting a sense of deja vu here, almost as if someone's asked basically this exact same question before. Pic isn't related to this question though as she has hardly any midriff-baring art.
She doesn't seem to particularly care about jewellery.
Speaking of piloting, I feel like asking this question again for any waifufrens who weren't around when I last asked it.
If waifu was to pilot a giant robot, what would it be, and why?
>midriff
Would you encourage her to get her bellybutton pierced?
>Do you and your waifu work out together? At the Gym, House or Outside?
Together ideally, being able to work out with her would give me the peace of mind I need to actually start working out. I'm really self-conscious, and I don't have anyone to work out with, so my beloved would fix both of those problems.
>Would you and your waifu go camping together? Describe it a little
I don't think we'd go camping, I really wouldn't want to.
>Do you have a waifu "shrine"? What does she think about it?
I don't own any merchandise of hers. I should really get a job so I can buy some stuff, though I wouldn't turn it into a shrine.
>What's your waifu's opinion on politics in general? (Not her political views) Does she like to get into a heated debate, or is she avoiding of the topic entirely?
It's whatever to her.
>Would your waifu be a big user of social media?
Nah, she'd have social media accounts, but they would be hardly used. There's not much need for her to connect to the outside world, she rooms with her best friend, and outside news is majorly irrelevant to her. (Ignoring the storyline of her source)
>Your waifu has 100 dollars/76 pounds/88 euros/10,800 yen. What does she spend it on?
Merchandise of her favorite cartoon character.
i wonder what her clothes would smell like
No, I wouldn't. I really don't care either way about piercings, and I feel she'd not want any.
Mobile posting is such a drag. Yet again, I'll have to stall my answers.
So, I've revisited my pointless, half-conscious squabble with you. My argument was that you don't love HER but rather the concept of such an existence. (Which, HE seems to possess). I then asked myself; "Is that not what having a waifu is?" My conclusion? Not exactly. However, I'm not completely decided yet and will not bicker about it on mobile. Though at the very least, I feel I owe you atleast half an apology. Take it. Cherish it.
I like you, Latposter, but aren't you able to talk about something that isn't big fucking robots? I swear this is like the second or third time you've asked that question now. Relax a little, Ryusei. Socialize some.
You ever felt like you failed your waifu so badly you couldn't even look at her anymore?
I most certainly will, GIMP here I come
kys and get off pornhub
>hanging
I get it and it's funny but why are you so mean to Sayorifriend? Did they wrong you?
Not either of them, but people can't resist wearing out the same tired jokes about characters, especially if it's about them suffering.
I'll refrain from posting her for now. I'm still majorly a lurker, but I just answered those on a whim
like 15% of waifus here are canonical dead, or have died, or are publicly received as being for guro art. Why that one in particular I wonder
>he still masturbates