AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i bought a chasity cage and tried it on but when i wanted to unlock the KEY BROKE OFF INSIDE THE...

>making excuses
I guess you gotta walk user. While your at it, you might as well go full exhibitionism and show the whole world your mistake, at least your penor will be covered.

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You can't pee out the hole? Also its silicone, just break it.

Show us, sounds hot and funny.

Just get an uber to the hospital dingus, or walk.

literally RIP in piss

i may or may not have gotten aroused when reading hmanga and bought one.

ill get arrested again (car fines was the first time) and i didnt like jail

my pp doesnt reach the hole so itll get everywhere if i go.
ive been trying to pry at it for awhile now and its still stuck, i tried to break the part where the lock gets stick inside but its hard plastic

> It has perforations at the tip and on the sides of the cage to allow urine flow.
Are you fucking stupid m8?

The key is still inside.
Just turn the tumbler and you will be free.

Squat in the bathtub like a girl or something, you silly faggot.

>it'll get everywhere
I guess that's your punishment for degeneracy, pee in your shower/bathtub then.

Not to be gay but can we get a time stamp pic. I NEED to know if this is for real

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your going to have to leave it on forever user
and you can piss with it on

it's not real, it's just fetish larping

glue and stick the other half of the key in

This. Show us your boy clitty OP

prove him wrong OP

Agreed timestamp + pic. We need to see your humiliating mistake.

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post a pic or fake

Joke's on you I'm fetish larping along with him

i really want to see a fag in chastity pee in a bathtub now

Kill yourselves, fags. Camwhoring is banned on Jow Forums.
or should fit your style

just sit down and pee. there's a hole in it for the pee to go out. you'll give yourself a UTI if you try holding it in.

then get yourself a ride to the hospital.

>not wanting a faggot to get banned
You just ruined it for everybody

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>banned on Jow Forums.

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heres a picture, i have a scar on my hand so i scribbled it out

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AAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
that's just sad really
and you should at least be hairless if you're doing this faggot shit

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Kek, based.
Now post a picture of you pissing all over yourself like a loser.

>will probably get banned
>does it anyway
>gets dubs as well
Well atleast you have dubs.

You are based and pathetic OP

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>file deleted before I could see
fuck you mods let this idiot show off his mistake

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Retard actually got his dick stuck in plastic
Well if humiliation is your kink you're gonna have a good time when you go to get help at the hospital

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i mostly lurk so a ban is fine. i really need to pee now and its hard to hol, ill try the bathtub method.

post pictures on /b/ and link here

>leave for 5 fucking minutes
>miss the picture
somebody please repost god fucking damn it fuck

>Deletes pic
The virgin Tranny janny jealous of the Chad chastity cage faggot.

somebody please pay him to piss in a tub and record it

i missed the pic repost it ffs

YES GOY
GOOD GOY

YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON OP

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lmao just get one of these bad boys and avoid nuttering yourself

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fucking repost it op you fag
post a imgur link

op here. i couldnt hold it anymore so i got in the standup shower, i sprayed off with the shower head after so i dont smell like pee. going to try and get this thing off with a screw driver again

i dont want something like that floating around, if you look in an archive it might be there though

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kinda what you deserve for being such a faggot

i shouldnt have to spoonfeed you newfags, i missed it too but im not a brainlet who cant archive

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suck my penis and i'll get it off for you

its thumbnail res because archive is being a bitch so i had to reverse search on google and save the thumb. guess im not so cool afterrallr

i dont like men personally, this was because of hentai dojinshi

>didn't film yourself pissing with that thing on
Fag. Now go to the hospital for real.

63x85? are you for fucking real?

why would you want to ready hentai if not for fapping?
and you just need to like there cocks

Take a lighter and heat the plastic to soften it, then cut it with scissors.

Be careful he might actually be dumb enough to try

>mfw user actually does it and gets melted plastic stuck on his cock and balls

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Don't you have any kind of saw tool to cut it open?

OP here. i got it off. heated up the screw driver tip and broke plastic supporter parts on the sides of the lock so it fell out. im free

I wish it wasn't that easy for you, fucking degenerate trash
lol

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I thought this was a degenerate roleplay thread but the retard actually got stuck

I second this OP. Go to whatever the burger equivalent of Canadian tyre is and pick yourself up a chain break. Then cut that bronze looking screw off and it should fall apart as the construction looks as shitty as your stupid fetish.

Then do us all a favour and castrate yourself with said chain break because that literal fucking tool is more manly than you are after getting in this situation in the first place.

OP is so cute I'd give him lots of tummy rubs and headpats every single day if he accepts his place in the world and never tries to unlock himself!!!

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>brown skin
ew

Me please
I want someone to lock me in chastity

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Based retard
i'm sure the er guys get faggots like you all the time though

user please dont spread that image its rather embarrassing if youre a girl it sounds nice but im sorry otherwise

dont act like you arent getting off to this you degenerate fuck

Sorry dear, I'll be sure to respect your privacy a bit more next time.
Since you want to know, I'm a female with a certain infatuation for boys like yourself, who know their place~
Could you please post a picture of your tummy? I wanna get an idea of just how nice and soft it is...

This man deserves to be embarrassed

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Dude just do what said

kek
the retard ops going to fall for this to

just stand over the toilet and piss with it on

is there email or dms that would be fine?

Its a dude you utter fucking retard

Sure love-muffin, I'll give you my email. I just want an affirmation that you're being completely serious about this.
I just want to see one picture of your tummy posted on this thread. Could you be a sweetheart and do that for me?

>my pp doesnt reach the hole so itll get everywhere if i go.

You know what, not only are you a faggot, but I wish your dick rots inside of that damned thing.

Just piss and then wash yourself you fucking excuse for a man.
Get a bolt cutter (even a reasonably small one would work) and cut the thing (either the cage or your dick, it's your choice)

Ah, of course I'm late to the party and OP, the cock muncher, already freed himself

I KNOW RIGHT
FAG'S DOING IT ON PURPOSE
>make checklist
>go to hardware store
>buy pitchfork
>buy rope
>go to chick-fil-a
>buy delicious anti-gay sandwich
>cuddle with rope in bed while we made plans about rope day

okay but im going to delete it right after its probably not that good of a tummy but maybe youll like it

All I simply have to say is that you're a mega-fag-retard

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KILL FAGS
GRIND FAG BONES
MAKE FAG BREAD

Cute tummy

By the way, I'm a guy and I fooled you.
At the very least I hope you get some happiness knowing that I am beating my dick off to the thought of fucking you and making you my bitch.

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thats very rude user. im not very interested in boys so i cant say im happy. being tricked after a bad day never makes someone feel good

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What did you mean with this post

if you lock yourself up I'll bully you for it

not him but I'm happy you don't feel good, fucking trash piece of shit, go to Auschwitz

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I just came all over myself to the thought of using you like a fleshlight. I hope that'll be on your mind for a while, beta boy.

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This thread is fucking golden

Lol. Love it when beta male lowlife bottom feeders talk about making someone a bitch. You are the bitch faggot, know your place

how do you dleete shit so fast?

holy fucking shit
who would have been able to four see this

you're a fucking retard lad

stop being so naive online

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youre very mean.

im not a newfag so i know how Jow Forums works.

I meant this seniment